Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster?

Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster?

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Davey S2

13,098 posts

256 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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Dont do it.

Find yourself some nice slim clunge instead

spikeyhead

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17,459 posts

199 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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Thanks for all the advice, From the few that have posted facts then it looks like she'll fit ok.


Davey S2 said:
Dont do it.

Find yourself some nice slim clunge instead
I've already got one of those but she's revising this weekend.

thegoose

8,075 posts

212 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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spikeyhead said:
Davey S2 said:
Dont do it.

Find yourself some nice slim clunge instead
I've already got one of those but she's revising this weekend.
....and I bet she'll love being referred to like that toowink

Pickled Piper

6,348 posts

237 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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thegoose said:
spikeyhead said:
Davey S2 said:
Dont do it.

Find yourself some nice slim clunge instead
I've already got one of those but she's revising this weekend.
....and I bet she'll love being referred to like that toowink
and I'll bet the fat bird will be quivering with pleasure with the knowledge that she has her own thread.

pp

pcn1

1,223 posts

221 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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You guy's have got this all wrong. Its a technical question.

Get a dyno read out from both cars and go with the best torque curve !!

Manners

74 posts

238 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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If the lady from the movie 'Norbit' can fit into a MG then I imagine she could fit into a boxster! lol

Take the mondeo to be on the safe side.

Bahnstormer

935 posts

248 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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Nobody else seems to have picked this up, but if your other bird is doing her exams, isn't she a bit young for you ....even though you do have a Boster ???

jonlwright

1,825 posts

241 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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Bahnstormer said:
Nobody else seems to have picked this up, but if your other bird is doing her exams, isn't she a bit young for you ....even though you do have a Boster ???
Guess that's why he has the fat bird for company until the skinny one comes of age?

Bahnstormer

935 posts

248 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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Ah !

DiscoColin

3,328 posts

216 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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This thread is rather amusing as I have just come back from a brief trip to Germany, where it appears that the driver of a Porsche is entitled (not required, but it does not appear uncommon) to be middle aged, overweight and accompanied by a lady who is decidedly younger and in very fine shape.

Aside from the notion that this makes me think about moving there, the logical extension of this is that if a fat bloke fits, a fat bird probably will too. Just so long as you don't have GT3/GT2 anti-fat-bird seats in it of course - so don't go retrofitting those to your Boxster and you ought to be fine.

sal 965

586 posts

213 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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If he had a 911 then he wouldn't have to ask about fat birds.....hehe

Catherine197

9,586 posts

245 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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DiscoColin said:
This thread is rather amusing as I have just come back from a brief trip to Germany, where it appears that the driver of a Porsche is entitled (not required, but it does not appear uncommon) to be middle aged, overweight and accompanied by a lady who is decidedly younger and in very fine shape.

Aside from the notion that this makes me think about moving there, the logical extension of this is that if a fat bloke fits, a fat bird probably will too. Just so long as you don't have GT3/GT2 anti-fat-bird seats in it of course - so don't go retrofitting those to your Boxster and you ought to be fine.
the driver of a Porsche is entitled (not required, but it does not appear uncommon) to be middle aged, overweight and accompanied by a lady who is decidedly younger and in very fine shape.

So in reality just the same as in the uk?

Pegasys

178 posts

212 months

Thursday 15th May 2008
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Catherine197 said:
DiscoColin said:
This thread is rather amusing as I have just come back from a brief trip to Germany, where it appears that the driver of a Porsche is entitled (not required, but it does not appear uncommon) to be middle aged, overweight and accompanied by a lady who is decidedly younger and in very fine shape.

Aside from the notion that this makes me think about moving there, the logical extension of this is that if a fat bloke fits, a fat bird probably will too. Just so long as you don't have GT3/GT2 anti-fat-bird seats in it of course - so don't go retrofitting those to your Boxster and you ought to be fine.
the driver of a Porsche is entitled (not required, but it does not appear uncommon) to be middle aged, overweight and accompanied by a lady who is decidedly younger and in very fine shape.

So in reality just the same as in the uk?
Zing!!! smile

mollytherocker

14,366 posts

211 months

Friday 16th May 2008
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Take the Mondy. You can enjoy the thrill of the fat six when you have boxed her.

Ahem. I thank yo.

DiscoColin

3,328 posts

216 months

Friday 16th May 2008
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Catherine197 said:
DiscoColin said:
This thread is rather amusing as I have just come back from a brief trip to Germany, where it appears that the driver of a Porsche is entitled (not required, but it does not appear uncommon) to be middle aged, overweight and accompanied by a lady who is decidedly younger and in very fine shape.

Aside from the notion that this makes me think about moving there, the logical extension of this is that if a fat bloke fits, a fat bird probably will too. Just so long as you don't have GT3/GT2 anti-fat-bird seats in it of course - so don't go retrofitting those to your Boxster and you ought to be fine.
the driver of a Porsche is entitled (not required, but it does not appear uncommon) to be middle aged, overweight and accompanied by a lady who is decidedly younger and in very fine shape.

So in reality just the same as in the uk?
Erm, sadly not - for the standard that we are talking about you would unfortunately need a red italian car over here and frankly I am not desperate. But then I am not quite that fat or that middle aged. Not yet anyway ... frown

thegoose

8,075 posts

212 months

Friday 16th May 2008
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sal 965 said:
If he had a 911 then he wouldn't have to ask about fat birds.....hehe
hehe

thegoose

8,075 posts

212 months

Friday 16th May 2008
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DiscoColin said:
Catherine197 said:
DiscoColin said:
....Germany, where it appears that the driver of a Porsche is entitled (not required, but it does not appear uncommon) to be middle aged, overweight and accompanied by a lady who is decidedly younger and in very fine shape.
So in reality just the same as in the uk?
Erm, sadly not - for the standard that we are talking about you would unfortunately need a red italian car over here and frankly I am not desperate. But then I am not quite that fat or that middle aged. Not yet anyway ... frown
Punto?wink

forza whites

2,555 posts

197 months

Saturday 17th May 2008
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Catherine197 said:
DiscoColin said:
This thread is rather amusing as I have just come back from a brief trip to Germany, where it appears that the driver of a Porsche is entitled (not required, but it does not appear uncommon) to be middle aged, overweight and accompanied by a lady who is decidedly younger and in very fine shape.

Aside from the notion that this makes me think about moving there, the logical extension of this is that if a fat bloke fits, a fat bird probably will too. Just so long as you don't have GT3/GT2 anti-fat-bird seats in it of course - so don't go retrofitting those to your Boxster and you ought to be fine.
the driver of a Porsche is entitled (not required, but it does not appear uncommon) to be middle aged, overweight and accompanied by a lady who is decidedly younger and in very fine shape.

So in reality just the same as in the uk?
And your point is?


CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

214 months

Saturday 17th May 2008
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jamieo said:
Can you get a tow bar on a boxster?

Maybe you could get a trailer?
or a horse box?

madala

5,063 posts

200 months

Saturday 17th May 2008
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....been done already....