Bit of a laugh

[robgt]

During this festive period could I suggest a little levity. Some seasonal or car type jokes perhaps. I have a good one about a Duck that it is neither of those two. Tis only a suggestion mind.

[robgt]

Duck goes into a pub waddles up to the bar and says to the barman
Got any bread?
Barman says No!
Duck says ,Got any bread?
Barman says No!
Duck replies , Got any bread?
Barman says , If you ask me again I'm going to nail yor bill to the bar!
Duck says, Got any nails?
Barman says No!
Duck says, Got any bread?