OK I have gone and done it. - johng39 is no more.

[Cockernee]

I have officially changed my name from johng39 to cockernee, it seems inappropriate having so many names. I get called plenty of others!!

[Cockernee]

Tony V12V said:

Done it all official in court today then John

Yep by deed poll

I needed to change my identity, to throw the rozzers off the scent.

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Tony V12V said:

Neil1300R said:

George H said:

Are you no longer related to JohnG1 then?!

No. He was such a criminal we've shipped him out to a penal colony (Australia)

maybe we shipped the WRONG JohnG out there

Oi, oi easy me old china. I was innocent right. I have the letter to prove it...... I watched him sign it while me and the boys held his head in a bucket of water. its all kosher Honest!!

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Guycord said:

Congratulations. I commend you on having your name changed and for owning the second best V12V on the British mainland - if not the world!

Still the most powerful though

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MollyGTi said:

I've been thinking about changing my name too since we put the order in for my next daily drive on Saturday.

So thanks Cockernee me ol' mucker, as of now I shall be known as .... MollyGTi

Nice one MollyGTi, perhaps a trend has been started and some of the boring names need a bit of a pickmeup.

CatalystV12V - Daisy
AMDBSNick - Pisshead
George H - The Invisible Man
Jockman - scouse smurf
MikeyK - Columbus (The navigator)

Michael.Gould - Answers on a postcard please

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Guycord said:

Cockernee said:

Guycord said:

Congratulations. I commend you on having your name changed and for owning the second best V12V on the British mainland - if not the world!

Still the most powerful though

Maybe so, but I have recieved credible intelligence that in a straight-line contest, I would be infront of you before you could even get upto your fancy-pants redline thingymegigy thing.

Is this a pissing contest I see before me So where are the figures then.....

There is 1 vital component missing in yours Guy It is a special nut only fitted in Lance.

As a very famous driver once said, straights are for fast cars....... corners are for fast drivers

Edited by Cockernee on Wednesday 14th November 15:14

[Cockernee]

Jockman said:

I quite liked being you Steve. Just for a split second I could drive properly

No, Steve had that honour briefly

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GeorgeH1 said:

I now need a new name I'm sure some of you will enjoy coming up with suggestions!

invisibleman
keyboardwarrior
mouldyroof
flatspot (reference to tyres that don't rotate)

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GeorgeH1 said:

Jockman said:

Don't understand why you can't just go back to your old name

Because they won't allow spaces in it now. Also GeorgeH is already taken

Do they allow an underscore George so George_H ?????

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Speculatore said:

OK.... As I no longer own a Phoenix Red XKR (Well technically I do as it's still for sale) I have changed my forum name to SPECULATORE.

Jet Black, Black Pearl and all the other combinations of Black something have gone. I did Google translate for a Latin theme but when I tried 'Black Pearl' from English to Latin I thought better of it........

I was intrigued and tried translate I can see your dilemma.

Good on you for the name change, it needs to be done more. Some of the names on here are just too plain. I mean TonyV12V, how un-inspiring His name is Tony and , he owns a V12V. Carrot cruncher is more apt