335d M Sport - performance bull?

335d M Sport - performance bull?

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Thursday 13th September 2007
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Morning all in the BMW forum. I wonder if you can clarify something for me. My boss is a bragger, and has just told me that he is getting a new 335d M sport coupe 3 series. He reckons it will have been chipped by BMW, to give it over 340bhp, 0-60 in 5.2 - is this likely from a BMW chip? The factory stats for an unchipped one are 286hp and 0-60 in 6.7. Seems like a bloody big hike in power to me.

Is he bullsh*tthing me?

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Pentoman said:
Even an E36 M3 Evo would probably need to be thrashed.
Yes, he made a similar claim too - something also about 550lb ft of torque too.
Pah, let him brag - like you say "plonker" springs to mind!
Cheers for the confirmation though - I won't tell him he's a bullsh*tter just yet!

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uktrailmonster said:
You probably know how big your cock is though, so I wouldn't worry about it wink
Er, yeah, it's um huge...that's why I drive a TVR biggrin
I'm pretty sure it's not a Hartge chip as he would have mentioned that by name I would have thought.