Biking, a great hobby ruined by talentless ******s

Biking, a great hobby ruined by talentless ******s

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Gusto

606 posts

235 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Hooli said:
When your ready for it.
Cheers Yoda! smile


toxgobbler

2,903 posts

193 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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LoonR1 said:
LoonR1 said:
I only ride at weekends, I ride a sports bike, I have full leathers and no textiles, I'm a DAS rider, I'm middle aged and and I only ride in the warmer months.

I'm everything most of you hate on here.
I can't believe nobody has passed comment on my earlier post.

Forgot to mention I ride a bike that is apparently "better than any race bike I ever had" according to James Whitham.

I also probably only do 3000 miles a year.

Come one, tell me why I'm st.
Mainly because:



Jazoli

Original Poster:

9,131 posts

252 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Fleegle said:
LoonR1 said:
sc0tt said:
Oh ok.

Well I reckon I would be faster on my old 600 than you on your s1000rr

p.s Test ride booked next week at coopers on an s1000rr
Ok let's have a race. Are you looking to buy one and if so how old? Mine is still for sale.
Scott - if you are looking to buy, this is the one to go for. I can confirm that he will never attempted to do anything on maintenance due to being hopeless and too old to learn, also the bike is unlikely to have gone north of 6000 revs, because as well as being too old to learn, he's tubby and slow
You've met him too then!

You never know I may get an old bike and potter round a bit, does a' 99 Blackbird qualify as old? I mean surely its an old slow classic right?


sc0tt

18,065 posts

203 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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LoonR1 said:
Ok let's have a race. Are you looking to buy one and if so how old? Mine is still for sale.
I'm not sure. I'm keeping quiet at the minute. Especially as the missus has a PH account.


dapearson

4,447 posts

226 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Jujuuk68 said:
Well, in five and a half months, the morons will be putting their toys back on the trickle chargers, and will leave the rest of us to commute in safety.

^^ This

hman

7,487 posts

196 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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choose your moments.

Early mornings or v. late at night = minimal traffic and maximum enjoyment.

moanthebairns

18,019 posts

200 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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BB is getting as bad as fking car forums now!

LoonR1

26,988 posts

179 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Fleegle said:
LoonR1 said:
sc0tt said:
Oh ok.

Well I reckon I would be faster on my old 600 than you on your s1000rr

p.s Test ride booked next week at coopers on an s1000rr
Ok let's have a race. Are you looking to buy one and if so how old? Mine is still for sale.
Scott - if you are looking to buy, this is the one to go for. I can confirm that he will never attempted to do anything on maintenance due to being hopeless and too old to learn, also the bike is unlikely to have gone north of 6000 revs, because as well as being too old to learn, he's tubby and slow
grumpy

crashley

1,569 posts

182 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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sc0tt said:
Oh ok.

Well I reckon I would be faster on my old 600 than you on your s1000rr

p.s Test ride booked next week at coopers on an s1000rr
Oooooh try the S1000R too.... i did on Saturday (at Cannons in Braintree) and they are absolutely awesome. Ugly, but awesome. Perfect (for me) all round bike.

Obiwonkeyblokey

5,400 posts

242 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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I came back to biking last year on a 675 and recently traded up to a fireblade. Im everything you seem to hate on here as I also have a scooter.

however - Ive been on ride outs with "experienced all season" riders who have overtaken on blind crests and almost been taken out by a motorhome as they overtook a car on a left hand bend. I've chosen not to ride out with them again as they're risking their lives as well as others and also putting me in a pociton where if I wantto keep up, I'll have to ride like a tt which I refuse to do. Their view of themselevs is that as they ride "al the time" they have a god given right or something to be better than everyone else.

Its not about Born again bikers, harley riders, scooterists or whatever.
Its about tts.

they're everywhere

chibbard

1,554 posts

262 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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sc0tt said:
I'm not sure. I'm keeping quiet at the minute. Especially as the missus has a PH account.
Haha, Scott, FYI, my mate test rode a 1000rr bmw 2 weeks ago. He bought it last week and picked it up on Saturday....

Wedg1e

26,817 posts

267 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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LordFlathead said:
Wedg1e said:
fk me Jaz, where do you live, the Mountain? Four deaths in 10 days, there aren't even that many gangstas killing each other in that London biggrin

Come up here to t'north(-east), we'll give you a big bikey cuddle AND show you some proper roads whistle
Says the man that drives a sofa laugh
Don't diss the sofa, it's still a more competent bike than many bikers are capable of riding it wink

Tim85

1,742 posts

137 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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I had a weekend in the lake district with the mrs and kid in the car this weekend. I got held up by 3 seperate sets of bikers on the road to devils bridge. Literally held up by crazy slow bizzare riding. And i was in a 2.5ltr Automatic 3 series with a child in the back. Hardly a quick car and id never be reckless with my sprog in the back.
All the north yorkshire/dales roads attract some very bizzare riders. There are good riders out ther but also some dangerous clueless people.
Still to witness 2 crashes is bizzarely bad luck

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Tim85 said:
i was in a 2.5ltr Automatic 3 series with a child in the back. Hardly a quick car
Not had it mapped then? hehe

Tim85

1,742 posts

137 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Crossflow Kid said:
Not had it mapped then? hehe
The only map my cars will ever see is the one that my wife will be holding upside down on the wrong page whilst being 100% certain she knows where we are.

Although it would almost certainly transform it into a bonafied m3 slaying freight train...those 335d supercars are the things of dreams...

Nigel Worc's

8,121 posts

190 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Although us "oldies" didn't have CBT, MOD 1, 2, or whatever other bks you have to do now with theory, hazard perception, scratching your balls in time with the tappets, whatever, and our test was a ride around the block, we'd generally done an "apprenticeship".

None of this direct access stuff either.

Most of us started riding at 16, where you did a year on an unrestricted, pedal assisted moped.

At 17 some of us (I was one) went to a 250cc machine, but by no means all of us, we were limited by money, a lot of people were on 100's, 125's 175's 185's 200's.

Most of us did at least a year riding those before we took our tests, I actually did two years, as I was an apprentice in the RAF, and I just had so much else to do, the bike was just so I could get about, and a bit of fun with the lads.

After your test it wasn't normal to go for the "superbikes" of the time, which were generally 900 - 1000cc, most of us went for 400's or like me a 500cc.

Then you'd step up to the big ones, an 850 le-mans in my case.

So by the time I bothered with the big stuff, I'd actually been riding for four or five years.

Deranged Granny

2,315 posts

170 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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When I were a lad...

Andy XRV

3,851 posts

182 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Deranged Granny said:
When I were a lad...
Yea, I hate old people too hehe

Fleegle

16,690 posts

178 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Nigel Worc's said:
Although us "oldies" didn't have CBT, MOD 1, 2, or whatever other bks you have to do now with theory, hazard perception, scratching your balls in time with the tappets, whatever, and our test was a ride around the block, we'd generally done an "apprenticeship".

None of this direct access stuff either.

Most of us started riding at 16, where you did a year on an unrestricted, pedal assisted moped.

At 17 some of us (I was one) went to a 250cc machine, but by no means all of us, we were limited by money, a lot of people were on 100's, 125's 175's 185's 200's.

Most of us did at least a year riding those before we took our tests, I actually did two years, as I was an apprentice in the RAF, and I just had so much else to do, the bike was just so I could get about, and a bit of fun with the lads.

After your test it wasn't normal to go for the "superbikes" of the time, which were generally 900 - 1000cc, most of us went for 400's or like me a 500cc.

Then you'd step up to the big ones, an 850 le-mans in my case.

So by the time I bothered with the big stuff, I'd actually been riding for four or five years.
Nigel- I'm curious. How old are you?

Nigel Worc's

8,121 posts

190 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Fleegle said:
Nigel- I'm curious. How old are you?
53 this year ....... why ? lol

I started riding in 1977.