A picture a day....biker banter (Vol 4)

A picture a day....biker banter (Vol 4)

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FartKong

897 posts

185 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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AdamLoewy

176 posts

196 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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Hooli

32,278 posts

202 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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LiamB said:
I killed the Juke..








I was on the roundabout you can see and the guy I hit came from the left and didn't even try to stop and I slammed into his back wheel pit manoeuvring him into the wall.
Good work young'un. Two ste cars off the road in one attempt.

moanthebairns

18,012 posts

200 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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LiamB said:
I killed the Juke..








I was on the roundabout you can see and the guy I hit came from the left and didn't even try to stop and I slammed into his back wheel pit manoeuvring him into the wall.
AHHH, I see you just picked up the Nissan Juke crossover.....no that wasn't very funny was it.

moanthebairns

18,012 posts

200 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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FartKong said:
is that the buzz light year walkie talky set?

I have the same ones, along with various other buzz light years.

Why so many you ask, Interesting story, one weekend my folks went away for a dirty weekend (probably making another fking movie) leaving me and my brother and sister at home with my Gran.

Imagine my delight when I am told they have picked me up a Buzz light year and ill get it when they come back. I must have been 9 at the time, and toy story was huge, its still one of my favourite films. I got all excited picturing this walking, talking, all signing, all dancing buzz light year that is like £40 in the shops, I couldn't sleep.

Imagine my outrage when the bds produce a £2 static happy meal like, Buzz light year that they picked up from stey service station on the way down. It was literally like a stey troll pencil topper. It wasn't fit to be called a gift, it certainly wasn't mentionable on a phone conversation home.

Every time I go in the shops I hint furiously about getting a real, proper functioning buzz lightyear. Every fking Christmas I get one that is a cheap knock off, walkie talkie ones, static ones, ones that are cuddly.

I have more buzz lightyears than a man should ever had any they are all st. I feel like people are taking the piss buying me st ones.

FartKong

897 posts

185 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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moanthebairns said:
Imagine my outrage when the bds produce a £2 static happy meal like, Buzz light year that they picked up from stey service station on the way down. It was literally like a stey troll pencil topper.
I bet you found out pretty quickly if that one could fly or not - straight into a wall? smile

This one is the full works with all the buttons, wings and laser etc. It's awesome and yes I'm in my mid 30s and don't care!

moanthebairns

18,012 posts

200 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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FartKong said:
moanthebairns said:
Imagine my outrage when the bds produce a £2 static happy meal like, Buzz light year that they picked up from stey service station on the way down. It was literally like a stey troll pencil topper.
I bet you found out pretty quickly if that one could fly or not - straight into a wall? smile

This one is the full works with all the buttons, wings and laser etc. It's awesome and yes I'm in my mid 30s and don't care!
Does his head move and he talks back to you without hitting any buttons?

LiamB

7,947 posts

145 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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Iang84 said:
At least you did it properly and are alright any ideas if you will get another or are you looking at something different
Looking at getting a fully loaded MK4 Clio now smile

moanthebairns

18,012 posts

200 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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LiamB said:
Iang84 said:
At least you did it properly and are alright any ideas if you will get another or are you looking at something different
Looking at getting a fully loaded MK4 Clio now smile
I forget your of the age where anything decent will have a hefty insurance bill.

LiamB

7,947 posts

145 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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moanthebairns said:
LiamB said:
Iang84 said:
At least you did it properly and are alright any ideas if you will get another or are you looking at something different
Looking at getting a fully loaded MK4 Clio now smile
I forget your of the age where anything decent will have a hefty insurance bill.
Only 19 so insurance does try to bum me.. Speed and dangerous typical young person is what the bike will be for then I have set myself a goal of an M3 by the time I am 23.

moanthebairns

18,012 posts

200 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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LiamB said:
moanthebairns said:
LiamB said:
Iang84 said:
At least you did it properly and are alright any ideas if you will get another or are you looking at something different
Looking at getting a fully loaded MK4 Clio now smile
I forget your of the age where anything decent will have a hefty insurance bill.
Only 19 so insurance does try to bum me.. Speed and dangerous typical young person is what the bike will be for then I have set myself a goal of an M3 by the time I am 23.
I do remember those days, mind you I had a fiesta st by the time I was your age which was quite a thing to behold, when most people my age lusted after a 106 quicksilver due to insurance.

I once went to a fiesta Scotland meet, it was local just at the Falkirk wheel. I was treated like a God because I had a ST, it was a strange night.

Some guy with a Jeremy beadle hand continually pointed at his new sound system with it. I'm not sure if he done this to impress me, to make it seem like it was a bigger subwoofer than it actually was or if he wasn't socially aware he had a child's hand.

Another guy got chucked of some fiesta tart that was now sleeping with a zetec s owner, sending this GHIA man raging into burnouts and handbrake turns. It was on that note I left I forget the point of this story.

FartKong

897 posts

185 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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moanthebairns said:
Does his head move and he talks back to you without hitting any buttons?
Unfortunately not thats the special signature edition one -

http://www.smythstoys.com/uk/en-gb/toys/action-fig...


I've got the normal Disney one which looks identical to that one but doesn't speak back to you, you have to press the buttons -

http://www.disneystore.co.uk/buzz-lightyear-talkin...

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

192 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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moanthebairns said:
is that the buzz light year walkie talky set?

I have the same ones, along with various other buzz light years.

Why so many you ask, Interesting story, one weekend my folks went away for a dirty weekend (probably making another fking movie) leaving me and my brother and sister at home with my Gran.

Imagine my delight when I am told they have picked me up a Buzz light year and ill get it when they come back. I must have been 9 at the time, and toy story was huge, its still one of my favourite films. I got all excited picturing this walking, talking, all signing, all dancing buzz light year that is like £40 in the shops, I couldn't sleep.

Imagine my outrage when the bds produce a £2 static happy meal like, Buzz light year that they picked up from stey service station on the way down. It was literally like a stey troll pencil topper. It wasn't fit to be called a gift, it certainly wasn't mentionable on a phone conversation home.

Every time I go in the shops I hint furiously about getting a real, proper functioning buzz lightyear. Every fking Christmas I get one that is a cheap knock off, walkie talkie ones, static ones, ones that are cuddly.

I have more buzz lightyears than a man should ever had any they are all st. I feel like people are taking the piss buying me st ones.
You were too old for a buzz lightyear toy at 9 anyway you ponce.

gwm

2,390 posts

146 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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Shame he didn't do better at Misano but I really hope they make a race rep of this lid:






moanthebairns

18,012 posts

200 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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its fking awesome isn't it.

Biker's Nemesis

39,000 posts

210 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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moanthebairns said:
LiamB said:
moanthebairns said:
LiamB said:
Iang84 said:
At least you did it properly and are alright any ideas if you will get another or are you looking at something different
Looking at getting a fully loaded MK4 Clio now smile
I forget your of the age where anything decent will have a hefty insurance bill.
Only 19 so insurance does try to bum me.. Speed and dangerous typical young person is what the bike will be for then I have set myself a goal of an M3 by the time I am 23.
I do remember those days, mind you I had a fiesta st by the time I was your age which was quite a thing to behold, when most people my age lusted after a 106 quicksilver due to insurance.

I once went to a fiesta Scotland meet, it was local just at the Falkirk wheel. I was treated like a God because I had a ST, it was a strange night.

Some guy with a Jeremy beadle hand continually pointed at his new sound system with it. I'm not sure if he done this to impress me, to make it seem like it was a bigger subwoofer than it actually was or if he wasn't socially aware he had a child's hand.

Another guy got chucked of some fiesta tart that was now sleeping with a zetec s owner, sending this GHIA man raging into burnouts and handbrake turns. It was on that note I left I forget the point of this story.
I was riding around on my 1000cc Exup and driving a 2ltr MK2 Escort when I was 23.

Biker's Nemesis

39,000 posts

210 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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Biker's Nemesis said:
I was riding around on my 1000cc Exup and driving a 2ltr MK2 Escort when I was 23.
Quarter of a century later I am driving a 2ltr Focus RS and a 1000cc R1.

My life is in a rut, WTF am I supposed to do with my mid life crisis?

Biker's Nemesis

39,000 posts

210 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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woowahwoo said:
Buy GS, tour the World - adventuuuurrezzz?
My mid life crisis isn't that bad.

blade7

11,311 posts

218 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
I was riding around on my 1000cc Exup and driving a 2ltr MK2 Escort when I was 23.
Quarter of a century later I am driving a 2ltr Focus RS and a 1000cc R1.

smile.

LoonR1

26,988 posts

179 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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woowahwoo said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
I was riding around on my 1000cc Exup and driving a 2ltr MK2 Escort when I was 23.
Quarter of a century later I am driving a 2ltr Focus RS and a 1000cc R1.

My life is in a rut, WTF am I supposed to do with my mid life crisis?
Buy GS, tour the World - adventuuuurrezzz?
You're joking, those bikes are mental fast and no R1 rider could cope with just how fast the GS is.
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