The T*at on the Yellow R1

[jellison]

All lane were moderately full - but the whole of the outside is not going to move to the middle lane (for one bike) - god more people in the outside land now than 20 year ago as all car can go at a good old lick.

Let all agree then that he was a rider of outstanding natural ability and it should have been a pleasure for me to have witnessed his awesome skills.

Thisnk I will start a new Bike thread.

[blindswelledrat]

jellison said:

easily fastest car at Mallory all day -

*cringe*

[jellison]

blindswelledrat said:

jellison said:

easily fastest car at Mallory all day -

*cringe*

F*ck off back to you 4x4 fleet scared you might slide of the road - ahrrr there there - get back to uss when you have something with 2 wheels or at the bloody least 2 driven wheels at the back - DICK WEED.

[Carrera2]

jellison said:

blindswelledrat said:

jellison said:

easily fastest car at Mallory all day -

*cringe*

F*ck off back to you 4x4 fleet scared you might slide of the road - ahrrr there there - get back to uss when you have something with 2 wheels or at the bloody least 2 driven wheels at the back - DICK WEED.

Quoted for prosperity.

Jelly's lost it.

[blindswelledrat]

jellison said:

blindswelledrat said:

jellison said:

easily fastest car at Mallory all day -

*cringe*

F*ck off back to you 4x4 fleet scared you might slide of the road - ahrrr there there - get back to uss when you have something with 2 wheels or at the bloody least 2 driven wheels at the back - DICK WEED.

Are you a 12 year old American Troll?
Dick Weed?
I cannot thing of a decent reply to such a tedious glib insult.
Simply quoting you acheives more than throwing insults back ever could!

[jellison]

blindswelledrat said:

jellison said:

blindswelledrat said:

jellison said:

easily fastest car at Mallory all day -

*cringe*

F*ck off back to you 4x4 fleet scared you might slide of the road - ahrrr there there - get back to uss when you have something with 2 wheels or at the bloody least 2 driven wheels at the back - DICK WEED.

Are you a 12 year old American Troll?
Dick Weed?
I cannot thing of a decent reply to such a tedious glib insult.
Simply quoting you acheives more than throwing insults back ever could!

If you have nothing to add but half assed comment why come onto this thread then - we were doing just fine without you.

I cannot thing of a decent reply to such a tedious glib insult. I thought it was rather good.

[oggs]

[anonymous-user]

oggs said:

Some for me too please

[Carrera2]

jellison said:

blindswelledrat said:

jellison said:

blindswelledrat said:

jellison said:

easily fastest car at Mallory all day -

*cringe*

F*ck off back to you 4x4 fleet scared you might slide of the road - ahrrr there there - get back to uss when you have something with 2 wheels or at the bloody least 2 driven wheels at the back - DICK WEED.

Are you a 12 year old American Troll?
Dick Weed?
I cannot thing of a decent reply to such a tedious glib insult.
Simply quoting you acheives more than throwing insults back ever could!

If you have nothing to add but half assed comment why come onto this thread then - we were doing just fine without you.

I cannot thing of a decent reply to such a tedious glib insult. I thought it was rather good.

Jelly,

FYI, BSR has had a multitude of bikes and I've been on a number of ride outs with him. I know he doesn't contribute to this forum but at least he's a biker - you appear to only be hear to stir up trouble.

[blindswelledrat]

jellison said:

I cannot thing of a decent reply to such a tedious glib insult. I thought it was rather good.

Somehow I believe that you thought it was rather good as would any 12 year old.!!

I came onto this thread because it is a forum and I was browsing and so I posted. I do it quite a lot.
My observations suggest that you weren't doing quite so well at any point on this thread.
In fact you've made a complete arse out of yourself from beginning to end.
You came onto a bike forum referring to a biker as a 'twat' who 'deserved to get knocked off' and tried to claim neutrality by saying 'I watch MotoGP'. Clever. When the predictable backlash occurs you try a really lame backpeddle before flaring up again. And the best insult you can throw at me is ' off back to your 4x4 fleet dickweed'.
One day, when you're older, you'll look back at this and be so very embarrassed.

[jellison]

When I am older! - Trust me embarrassment is not something I suffer from.

Had some sensible questions on how the guy was riding so we could maybe diagnose whether a Tw*t or not - it really does not matter at the end of the day. Some realise that YOU can ride a Bike AND BE a Twat.

Just because you ride a bike does not make you some exemplary riding God. But because me being mainly into cars (apart from watching racing) but posting a thread on a Bike area - then surely my opinion is worth nothing.

[chilli]

jellison said:

Just because you ride a bike does not make you some exemplary riding God. But because me being mainly into cars (apart from watching racing) but posting a thread on a Bike area - then surely my opinion is worth nothing.

Jelli, I feel I am well qualified to interject here, as (I think most bikers on here will agree)I am a riding god. It sounds to me like the rider in question was in fact perfectly able to pull off such moves, then park it up for a quick smoke whilst waiting for you to catch up. My guess is, that he was singling you out for a bit of fun, that's all. Perhaps even, he heard about your legendary status at mallory, and wanted to show you how it's really done.

Just a thought!

ps - I rekon my R6 could easily take you around Mallory....I currently hold the lap reord for riding whilst reading.

[GTWayne]

Carrera2 said:

Jelly's lost it.

What, the will to live?

But seriously J, you do come across as being just a tad aggressive, why the hostility?

[veetwin]

chilli said:

jellison said:

Just because you ride a bike does not make you some exemplary riding God. But because me being mainly into cars (apart from watching racing) but posting a thread on a Bike area - then surely my opinion is worth nothing.

Jelli, I feel I am well qualified to interject here, as (I think most bikers on here will agree)I am a riding god. It sounds to me like the rider in question was in fact perfectly able to pull off such moves, then park it up for a quick smoke whilst waiting for you to catch up. My guess is, that he was singling you out for a bit of fun, that's all. Perhaps even, he heard about your legendary status at mallory, and wanted to show you how it's really done.

Just a thought!

ps - I rekon my R6 could easily take you around Mallory....I currently hold the lap reord for riding whilst reading.

PMSL

[jellison]

PMSL?

I is chilled dudes.

Bikes at Mallory are fantastic - but have to slow the things down with the older bus stop and the weird one on the end of the back straight.

Do the Bike ever get to user the non chicane track?

[Steve_T]

GTWayne said:

Carrera2 said:

Jelly's lost it.

What, the will to live?

But seriously J, you do come across as being just a tad aggressive, why the hostility?

It's a wierd thing. I know Jon away from the keyboard, he's passionate about his racing and usually involved in a number car related of projects. It's interesting stuff to have a natter about. Put him near a keyboard however and his evil twin takes over.

[jellison]

Partly true Steve - do get wound up easily, but some odd bods on here - must do more work.

Might come on thurs now (was going to take a union of the Chim to get better one made to stop a leadk but do it next week now).

You on the bike?

[Andy Oh]

chilli said:

jellison said:

Just because you ride a bike does not make you some exemplary riding God. But because me being mainly into cars (apart from watching racing) but posting a thread on a Bike area - then surely my opinion is worth nothing.

Jelli, I feel I am well qualified to interject here, as (I think most bikers on here will agree)I am a riding god. It sounds to me like the rider in question was in fact perfectly able to pull off such moves, then park it up for a quick smoke whilst waiting for you to catch up. My guess is, that he was singling you out for a bit of fun, that's all. Perhaps even, he heard about your legendary status at mallory, and wanted to show you how it's really done.

Just a thought!

ps - I rekon my R6 could easily take you around Mallory....I currently hold the lap reord for riding whilst reading.

Nick, absolutely superb, where's the keys to my R1, I'm giving them to you

Edited by Andy Oh on Wednesday 21st February 13:39

[chilli]

Andy Oh said:

chilli said:

jellison said:

Just because you ride a bike does not make you some exemplary riding God. But because me being mainly into cars (apart from watching racing) but posting a thread on a Bike area - then surely my opinion is worth nothing.

Jelli, I feel I am well qualified to interject here, as (I think most bikers on here will agree)I am a riding god. It sounds to me like the rider in question was in fact perfectly able to pull off such moves, then park it up for a quick smoke whilst waiting for you to catch up. My guess is, that he was singling you out for a bit of fun, that's all. Perhaps even, he heard about your legendary status at mallory, and wanted to show you how it's really done.

Just a thought!

ps - I rekon my R6 could easily take you around Mallory....I currently hold the lap reord for riding whilst reading.

Nick, absolutely superb, where's the keys to my R1, I'm giving them to you

Edited by Andy Oh on Wednesday 21st February 13:39

Thanks mate! Do you want the R6 in return? Praps not!!

[VAG_LUVER]

I doubt an R6 would beat a 400bhp TVR round Mallory if it was setup right in the Dry.

Watched alot of races there, bikes and cars. R1 probably would spank it easy - R6 Maybe but doubt it and not in the wet.