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Hammond !!!
k have you Been ?
thats a bit 
dave.
spend said:
We've been having a lot of problems this year with Pasco & Fordy, nice chaps they are but both are obsessive. Whilst Fordy is eternally optimistic Pasco is just the opposite a complete pessimist? So in the quest for a solution this year I bought a book on DIY psychiatry, and after studying it in detail it became clear that the clinical treatment was fairly simple. So the pessimist required a super present and the optimist needed a present that would be a bit of a let down.
Fordy was simple, I just went down the local stables and got a sack of horse manure, wrapped and dispatched at. It was much harder to satisfy Pasco, but after much thought I splashed out on some nice long black silicone hose to get air into his engine, but at 100mm diameter & nearly 1m long figured even he couldn't be disappointed. So all were wrapped nicely and dispatched to Santa, and I've been waiting patiently for the outcome.
Just given them a call and I must say was a bit surprised by the results?
Spendy: "Happy Xmas Fordy, how's the present"
Fordy: (covered in poo) "Brilliant I've got a donkey to hire out for rides on the beach, it's in here somewhere but I've still got to catch it!"
Spendy: "Happy Xmas Tubbs, how's the present"
Pasco: (sounding glummer than usual) "I think you've been had!, thats the worst bloody liquorish I've ever tasted"
closest I could get to a PHanto in the time available
Just Read this Spendy you Prat Fordy was simple, I just went down the local stables and got a sack of horse manure, wrapped and dispatched at. It was much harder to satisfy Pasco, but after much thought I splashed out on some nice long black silicone hose to get air into his engine, but at 100mm diameter & nearly 1m long figured even he couldn't be disappointed. So all were wrapped nicely and dispatched to Santa, and I've been waiting patiently for the outcome.
Just given them a call and I must say was a bit surprised by the results?
Spendy: "Happy Xmas Fordy, how's the present"
Fordy: (covered in poo) "Brilliant I've got a donkey to hire out for rides on the beach, it's in here somewhere but I've still got to catch it!"
Spendy: "Happy Xmas Tubbs, how's the present"
Pasco: (sounding glummer than usual) "I think you've been had!, thats the worst bloody liquorish I've ever tasted"
closest I could get to a PHanto in the time available
But Merry Xmas Dave your a good mate
as is Cliff OK you Miserable Lot.......... Tell me this...........?
Your New Year's Resolution especially about your Pride and Joy ????
Mine............. Yes i will Clean you more often my Brown Baby
Who's packing up the Weed ?............Spend ?........Clive.. ?
DNB..... I will get a Skip In i Promise
Come on Bring it On Griff owners
Your New Year's Resolution especially about your Pride and Joy ????
Mine............. Yes i will Clean you more often my Brown Baby
Who's packing up the Weed ?............Spend ?........Clive.. ?
DNB..... I will get a Skip In i Promise
Come on Bring it On Griff owners
topsparks said:
Pasco said:
OK you Miserable Lot.......... Tell me this...........?
Your New Year's Resolution especially about your Pride and Joy ????
Mine............. Yes i will Clean you more often my Brown Baby
Who's packing up the Weed ?............Spend ?........Clive.. ?
DNB..... I will get a Skip In i Promise
Come on Bring it On Griff owners
How about selling me some cheap mesh,steels only £25 a ton scrap!Your New Year's Resolution especially about your Pride and Joy ????
Mine............. Yes i will Clean you more often my Brown Baby
Who's packing up the Weed ?............Spend ?........Clive.. ?
DNB..... I will get a Skip In i Promise
Come on Bring it On Griff owners
Happy New Year to you buddy
clive f said:
I`m here mate, happy new year to you
so will you get your hair cut in 2009????
bloody scruff bag
edited to add, I do sometimes feel that Pasco should not have the pee removed from him so often, but he is such a good target, full of material and possibilities, a comedians dream
the chim boys don`t get the p taken often enough, something else to improve on this year.
so get your head out of the fridge Fatboy, another year of p taking has commenced!!!
You Called Smeagol so will you get your hair cut in 2009????
bloody scruff bag
edited to add, I do sometimes feel that Pasco should not have the pee removed from him so often, but he is such a good target, full of material and possibilities, a comedians dream
the chim boys don`t get the p taken often enough, something else to improve on this year.
so get your head out of the fridge Fatboy, another year of p taking has commenced!!!
Edited by clive f on Friday 2nd January 21:15
Edited by clive f on Friday 2nd January 21:21
Or is it Cliff 
Del 203 said:
Them Chimp boys eh Del 
Happy New year to you Short Ass
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