The Griffith and Gossip... Light Hearted Topic !!

[Pasco]

clive f said:

phew, friday again, and I`m cream crackered, this training is really taking it out of me, but, on the plus side my stomach is like a washboard, and my arms are more like Popeyes everyday

two 500g pouches of gv in each hand up and down 50 times per arm, four times a day, one pouch is getting empty though so my left arm is a bit weaker than my right

then throwing a ball down the garden for the dog, and half an hour watching mrs f on the wii fit, I need a rest.

the Pasco won`t know what hit him, Cyclone Clive is back in form

Quinny, will you be my corner man again this year?

Pasco is going to need a good cut man, any takers, Spendy perhaps?

How's the training going Cliff ? or are you already in bed you Girl

[Pasco]

Morris dancing have you been taking lessons of Jeffsy ? i seem to recall he was into that stuff

[Pasco]

Quinny said:

You'd better be at the top of your game fat boy...

Only last night I was speaking to Clive's martial arts masters..... (Por Kum Yung) & (Yu Stin Ki Pu) and they recon Clive is already a Black Belt in Origami, and it won't be long before he becomes a Black belt in Chin Yu.....

I thought he had a Brown Belt in "i wana chim"

or was it "sag i'm Fuked"

[Pasco]

clive f said:

you may laugh porkie, I `ve been mastering a new move today, ..........



"where`s my gwiff gone?"










tomorrow I must snatch pebble from my masters hand

The Griff's in the garage mate

So Bog Off !!!

Edited by Pasco on Friday 11th February 22:22

[Pasco]

spend said:

You are full of gobste you sarvern chutney ferret! ..and to think I actually believed you when you said your calloused hands were from all the hard work welding...

What the fk you on about Scruff Bag

[Pasco]

Well yet another Friday night

So what you Fellas upto this weekend anything of any interest ?

Hows the training going Cliff?

Has anyone spoke to Joo recently is he still at Race Proved ?

And what ever happened to the AJP Griff not seen sight or sound of Mike and Mell

Also Does Jeffsy still have a DB9 or is he driving a Lambo now

Any Goss you Old Timers to share ???

Crack a Beer and lets have a Goss

[Pasco]

Ant. said:

fk off I have another 2 12 hour shifts to go this weekend!!

Spoke to Russ at Raceproved who said Joo is still there....


Not much beer for me tonight, up again at 5 tomorrow.


Still had some good spare time to tart around with the Griff earlier in the week

Edited by Ant. on Friday 18th February 20:22

Hello mate sorry you are having to work this weekend

Have you sorted out all of your engine issues yet Ant ?

[Pasco]

Quinny said:

Got loads of stuff going on, but I ain't telling you, you nosy tt

Ok Fine have Fun Sheep Shagger !!!

[Pasco]

5.0ltr said:

Jeffsy still has the 9, but not for much longer...

Blimey i thought he would hang onto that for a while

Any idea of what the replacement will be Bob ?

[Pasco]

clive f said:

either a Trabant, or of one those old 3 wheeled spacky mobiles


watch out boyo, here I come!!

Perhaps a new Vantage if he as been promoted to Head Teacher Boyo

[Pasco]

Barreti said:

I've been made redundant AGAIN
Feck em, didn't like the ruddy place anyway and if I can get a job quickly I'm quids in

Started another chassis restoration like I did when I was last made redundant 2 years ago. This time its my Landy which is getting the treatment.
I have a ramp this time so its all in comparative luxury

Hey sorry to hear that Ian

Good Job your better half is loaded

Well so Cliff says

[Pasco]

Barreti said:

Eyup Pasco, long time since we've talked my friend. Hope you and the family are all well.

Yes fine thanks mate Skye is Eight months old next week time flies buddy.

Sorry to hear about the job front mate I'm sure you will get sorted soon.

Are you going to the Growl this year ?

[Pasco]

spend said:

Fatties big bulbous pushrods at last clear the heads, and the rockers clear the covers without spacers.



Turns out your cam is limp compared to mine in the clearance stakes anyway

Its coming on a treat now Dave after the literally hundreds of hours you have spent making sure its as good as it can be

Those Kenny's look fantastic and as for the push rods

Keep up the good work mate and i know i don't tell you enough but Thanks your a Bloody Good Friend and Cool God Farther to Skye

[Pasco]

clive f said:

don`t bend over dave, his tongue will be seeking its target

LOL thanks Cliff

[Pasco]

5.0ltr said:

Pasco starts salivating at the picture, after all it is large and dripping in oil..










...He then realises it is just an engine and orders a pizza!

fk that whats Jeffsy buying next Bob ???

[Pasco]

5.0ltr said:

Not sure if I can say, Paul. He has to sort selling the house first tho`.

Is he Down sizing or Up sizing Bob ?

Not the Big Aston Shirley !!!!

And as for taking the Piss where has Cliff Gone ???? The Puff !!!!!!

Cliff " I want Cheaper Petrol Boo Hoo Hoo "

Edited by Pasco on Saturday 5th March 21:40

[Pasco]

rainbow said:

As a new guy on the forum I can say the info you have all given on ali rads and exhausts sytems has been releay helpfull. There are a lot of us who genuinly reqiure your views as we are new to owning such an awsome car. Can you all please stick together as there is no wider knowledge than what you guys have. If we don't pull together we will never improve.

Arr Bless

Just so you Newbies Know as the title of the topic suggests this is a Tongue in cheek topic which was started a couple of years ago by me and Cliff Spend and many others

It gave us all the opportunity to rip the st out of each other without disturbing other topics of a more serious nature

So here we are some two years later and 88 odd pages so please dont take the remarks we make to each other too seriously

The Mods turn a blind eye and we are allowed to slag each other off from Friday night to Sunday night only.

All new comers please read from page One until you get board and you will see what we mean.

Have a Nice Day

Pasco

[Pasco]

Quinny said:

fk off Pasco......

[Pasco]

rainbow said:

As a new guy on the forum I can say the info you have all given on ali rads and exhausts sytems has been releay helpfull. There are a lot of us who genuinly reqiure your views as we are new to owning such an awsome car. Can you all please stick together as there is no wider knowledge than what you guys have. If we don't pull together we will never improve.

No wonder the new fkers on this forum ps off after six months Cliff !!!!

And the old wkers buy Old baby Ass tons

See what an impression your giving Poor little Newbies like Baby Rainbow !!!

Shame on you Cliff

[Pasco]

Ant. said:

Well, thats me done for the week.


So tonight is my Friday night......... all you old gits who have two more days to do can count my empty beer cans !!!!!!!!!!!!


And the Griff is getting a front end tidy up Friday !!!!
MMMMMMM

Good for you mate

can i nip round in the coming weeks Ant i need to pick your brains buddy