Discussion
I know this sort of thing has been discussed before, but I thought I would tell you about it.
Driving home last night from work, through the small estate where I live, I stop to let a young lad through a gap, who is mates with the kid who lives opposite me. He gives a really sarcastic wave and then as he comes along side calls me a "ladies naughty bits beginning with C and ending in T". Charming I thought, particuarlly as I have seen him many times before. What a little Sh1t.
Driving home last night from work, through the small estate where I live, I stop to let a young lad through a gap, who is mates with the kid who lives opposite me. He gives a really sarcastic wave and then as he comes along side calls me a "ladies naughty bits beginning with C and ending in T". Charming I thought, particuarlly as I have seen him many times before. What a little Sh1t.
Do what I did - go round to his parents and tell his mother or father that you do not appreciate their son calling you a c*nt (in my case I was an 
ing w*anker).
I informed the parents, that this time I would let them deal with it, if it hapenned again I would deal with it in my own way.
The next time I saw him the eyes went down and he said nothing.
ing w*anker). I informed the parents, that this time I would let them deal with it, if it hapenned again I would deal with it in my own way.
The next time I saw him the eyes went down and he said nothing.
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My heart says follows Matt's advicebut my head says go and tell his parents.
No actually, f@ck it, just kick the sh!t out of him next time you see him. Try contacting 'outlaw' he might be able to do the job for you if you don't want to get your hands dirty.
roadsweeper.
Why am I laughing so much at this reply
??????????? If the kid was young he may just have learned the word at school and doesn't know what it means. I was listening to a group of boys playing outside my front window and discussing the F word. When challenged by the oldest boy what it meant, he replied 'sexy'...
So you have a sexy car!
So you have a sexy car!
A while ago I had an irate mother knock on my front door saying 
that, her son had ran out in front of my car, I had stopped got out whacked him
then drove off! I told her I didn’t have a clue what she was on about (which was the truth)
. She then told me when it happened, and I told her this would be fcuking impossible as I was in London at the time! She then said well to be honest with you my son said the guy had blonde hair and was quite tall. I have black hair and am 5ft11(not short). Any way she was still certain it was me or that I had lent my car to someone with blonde hair and she was getting to police involved, at this point I told her to pi55 off, she than shouts for her husband to get out of the car they had came in, because I’d told her to pi55 off! He gets out of the car and starts to work up my drive! By this time I’m really fcuked off, so I ran down the drive grab him and calmly
escort him off my property. This has the effect of her screaming that the police will be getting involved, so I tell her and the wimp man to fcuk off again.
An hour later there is a knock on my door, guess who it is? The good old boys in blue! Any way it turns out he is not there to follow up their complaint but to inform me it has all been a load of bollocks! It turns out the lad had been fighting at school and had come off worse for the where. Instead of admitting this at home, he comes out with this shit story about my car, he didn’t realise that his mam and dad would actually follow this up but they did! I couldn’t believe it! The little bastard!
that, her son had ran out in front of my car, I had stopped got out whacked him then drove off! I told her I didn’t have a clue what she was on about (which was the truth). She then told me when it happened, and I told her this would be fcuking impossible as I was in London at the time! She then said well to be honest with you my son said the guy had blonde hair and was quite tall. I have black hair and am 5ft11(not short). Any way she was still certain it was me or that I had lent my car to someone with blonde hair and she was getting to police involved, at this point I told her to pi55 off, she than shouts for her husband to get out of the car they had came in, because I’d told her to pi55 off! He gets out of the car and starts to work up my drive! By this time I’m really fcuked off, so I ran down the drive grab him and calmly escort him off my property. This has the effect of her screaming that the police will be getting involved, so I tell her and the wimp man to fcuk off again. An hour later there is a knock on my door, guess who it is? The good old boys in blue! Any way it turns out he is not there to follow up their complaint but to inform me it has all been a load of bollocks! It turns out the lad had been fighting at school and had come off worse for the where. Instead of admitting this at home, he comes out with this shit story about my car, he didn’t realise that his mam and dad would actually follow this up but they did! I couldn’t believe it! The little bastard!
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So next time you see him, stop and whack him! Who's gonna believe him?
Reminds me of that film with Sandra Bullock, accused of murdering her husband and is sent to prison to serve her sentence. She was framed and her husband is stil alive, so when she gets out she kills him. She has already served her sentence so they cant try her again
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I find the Vinnie Jones approach works best and garauntees(sp?) they wont do it again.
Calmly get out car leaving door ajar,
Walk with a slight swagger, then grab the little F%$!er by the collar and drag him to the car door that is been left slightly open.
now while the little F%^"%!r is obviosly on his Knees as u have draged him to the motor he should be at just the right height to SLAM THE LITTLE F*&^^RS HEAD IN THE DOOR until his head Explodes.
Sorry learnt this one on an anger managment course.
Simon
Calmly get out car leaving door ajar,
Walk with a slight swagger, then grab the little F%$!er by the collar and drag him to the car door that is been left slightly open.
now while the little F%^"%!r is obviosly on his Knees as u have draged him to the motor he should be at just the right height to SLAM THE LITTLE F*&^^RS HEAD IN THE DOOR until his head Explodes.
Sorry learnt this one on an anger managment course.
Simon
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