Mysterious engine noise description

Mysterious engine noise description

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foggy

Original Poster:

1,162 posts

283 months

Sunday 18th August 2002
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'twas reading a golf magazine over the weekend, which just happened to have a car review section in it for some mysterious reason.

When describing engine noises it went something like 'If a Ferrari sounds like Pavarotti, a TVR is two lesbians making love in a bucket'.

Can anybody confirm this? I've had a search around the wide eyed web but couldn't find such a sound (I'm sure it's out there somewhere if you look hard enough). I presume this is either the decatted AJP V8 or Rover V8.

Anybody else got any good noise descriptions.

julianhj

8,745 posts

263 months

Sunday 18th August 2002
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That's an AA Gill quote. The article is on his Chimaera IIRC. I laughed my arse off reading it whilst waiting to pick up my Griff from the dealer.

Which magazine were you reading? was it the same article? Do you have a scanner? I'd love to read it again.

>> Edited by julianhj on Sunday 18th August 21:17

angusfaldo

2,791 posts

275 months

Monday 19th August 2002
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quote:

That's an AA Gill quote. The article is on his Chimaera IIRC. I laughed my arse off reading it whilst waiting to pick up my Griff from the dealer.

Which magazine were you reading? was it the same article? Do you have a scanner? I'd love to read it again.

>> Edited by julianhj on Sunday 18th August 21:17



Talking of AA Gill, has anyone read his masterpiece Sap Rising? It has to be the funniest book I have read in years. But be prepared to hide it from the kids!

>> Edited by angusfaldo on Monday 19th August 10:01

simpo one

85,526 posts

266 months

Monday 19th August 2002
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Jermey Clarkson described the prototype Jaguar XK180 as sounding like 'a TVR with The Prodigy playing in the exhaust pipes.'

I have a clip of that car on one of his videos. It sounds like a WW2 plane going past - awesome. But they only made two, and the production derivative (F-Type) was cancelled in favour of a 2.0 diesel saloon. Ho-hum. Run by accountants or what?

foggy

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1,162 posts

283 months

Tuesday 20th August 2002
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julianhj,

It was only quotes, not the complete article I'm afraid. Still, it made me laugh and brightened up what was an otherwise dull mag.

What is this 'Sap Rising' book all about?