Things that make me giggle....

Things that make me giggle....

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jacksdad

Original Poster:

307 posts

263 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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Certainly not a winge session !

Driving to work yesterday I changed the clock. It might have been the fact that it was half five in the morning, but it took longer than I would care to admit that you have to move the adjuster anti-clockwise to make the hands move clockwise, and obviously vikki-verky.

It just made me giggle.

Got me thinking about other things on the car that have the same effect, the boot release inside the car, the indicator flasher thingy that is on the passenger side, the battery that needs an engineering degree to remove, the washer bottle top up that is positioned in a place where it is difficult to get a watering can to it.......

anyone elase got something that I've missed ?

Luv the car, luv the experience, these things make it more luvable, just makes me giggle.......

john yates

436 posts

259 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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Changing a fuse! I am six foot four and its a real strugle to get new fuse into Chimaera!

beano1197

20,854 posts

276 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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Turning on the headlights in the car park on the way home.....

...then having to get back out of the car and have a look to see if they're actually on?

shnozz

27,492 posts

272 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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1st gear, 2nd gear, 3rd gear, speedo fine. change in to 4th and needle bounces around like a mad thing - from 25mph up to 85mph each bounce

change into 5th and back to normal!

cracks me up every time - and has tickled passengers too! Interesting if I get pulled by the old bill!

pdv6

16,442 posts

262 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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Sticking with the original post... Running the clock forward 11 hours rather than back 1, cos it only adjusts one way (and then overshooting by 1 minute and having to start again )

Podie

46,630 posts

276 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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pdv6 said: Sticking with the original post... Running the clock forward 11 hours rather than back 1, cos it only adjusts one way (and then overshooting by 1 minute and having to start again )


My Mum's Fiat is like that... only it's digital, so you have to do 60 minutes to move the hour forward...

john yates

436 posts

259 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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I would have just left it. In fact i still have to do the same with the clock. Oh! i forgot Chimaera is in at the garage and guess what i am driving at the mo, A mondeo! 2.0ltr 16valve and whats worst is its front wheel drive. Handbreak works like a charm though S3TAY

>> Edited by john yates on Tuesday 29th October 15:44

incorrigible

13,668 posts

262 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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pdv6 said: Sticking with the original post... Running the clock forward 11 hours rather than back 1, cos it only adjusts one way (and then overshooting by 1 minute and having to start again )
You could always just disconnect the battery for an hour

john yates

436 posts

259 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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Disconecting the battery for an hour sounds like a brill idea but i dont think i have come across the battery yet in my Chimaera. Where is the little fellow?

john yates

436 posts

259 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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I tell you what makes me giggle! The phone call i have just had from the garage telling me that i have to wait 8 weeks for a new speedo. Does anybody know how to get a TVR Chimaera milage clock to start working again????? Or even a new one would do! The fact that i may be without my car for that long makes me feel

raceboy

13,117 posts

281 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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Give this place a bell turned mine around in a week

ETB Instruments Limited
Units 3 &11 Leighcliff Building
Leighcliff Road
Leigh-on-Sea
Essex
SS9 1DJ
Tel: +44 (0)1702 711127
Fax: +44 (0)1702 712322

john yates

436 posts

259 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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Nice one Raceboy! The damn thing is just stuck at 28999 miles and all the garages i have taken it too so far have just and given it me back. This could save me so much time. Cheers I rang them and they can repair Chimaera clocks up to a certain year but not 1999 T registered like mine is. He has recomended Speedy Cables and i am going to ring them now!

>> Edited by john yates on Tuesday 29th October 17:09

mikial

1,913 posts

263 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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.......Red for cold, green for hot on heater control , .....er I think.
Filling the boot with petrol.
Different offset f/r wheels......different make( Ford/Peugeot) aftermarket wheels.
Whats the small circular twirly thing with the white spot on it for,.... left of s/wheel on plastic wotsit ( you know , where the indicator stalk is)
Plastic water carrying pipes on wiper arms, placed strategicly to obscure vision on dark rainy nights,....... relying on oncoming traffic to illuminate the road for you.....
Golf balls rattling around in the boot ( Scruffy) `cos you can`t get your golf bag out without tipping it up.

I could go on but you might think I`m twisted and bitter.

griff2be

5,089 posts

268 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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mikial said: Whats the small circular twirly thing with the white spot on it for,.... left of s/wheel on plastic wotsit ( you know , where the indicator stalk is)


Timing adjustment for the intermittent wiper.

bigtone

1,211 posts

285 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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John,

On the instrument front, have you tried these folks:

www.jdo1.com/Classic_car_ix.html

HTH
Tony

mikial

1,913 posts

263 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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Thanks griff2be, had the car 5 years and never twidled with it before.

Ta

raceboy

13,117 posts

281 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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The button, under the dash, that turns off the dash lights? Now thats usefull
And a boot that you can only open with the ignition on.

simpo one

85,504 posts

266 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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'And a boot that you can only open with the ignition on.'

Yes, it's a pain but essential for security in a convertible. Otherwise, any passing reprobate could lean in when you've left the car, press the button and help himself to the contents of your boot.

Then again, perhaps it could be made to work with the central locking.... nah, too easy, that's how everyone else does it!

Mikej

226 posts

285 months

Tuesday 29th October 2002
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John,

I think you'll find that this is a common problem (almost always when they go past XX,999). Try tapping the speedo as you are driving along and they sometimes spring back to life.

Even without the odometer working why are you losing the car for 8 weeks - you don't legally need a milometer, just a speedo, and as the new ones going to read wrong anyway, I'd just carry on using the car - it will probably sort itself out.

Mike.

pdv6

16,442 posts

262 months

Wednesday 30th October 2002
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raceboy said:And a boot that you can only open with the ignition on.


Better than a boot you can open only with the ignition off, and the switch isn't disabled when the car is locked! Fippin' brilliant, that!