my entry for "weirdest fault of the year"

[softinthehead]

i thought the car had been acting a little odd over the last few days - the temperature gauge seemed to fluctuate a lot and the fan didnt seem to come on as often. But i was busy so didnt check, until today when it needed an oil top-up. On opening the bonnet i found the entire radiator section and front part of the engine bay full (and i mean three inches thick full) of dog biscuits. They are our dog biscuits but I have absolutely no idea how they got there.

if i knew how to post a pic I would do so but anyway, the gauntlet is thrown down. any other contenders for "weirdest fault of the year"?

[Exige46]

Squirrels nicking them and putting them somewhere safe?

Cheers

[bluesatin]

Mutley!

[nervous]

post of the century my friend, post of the century.

[pesty]

we need pictures

[softinthehead]

nervous said:

post of the century my friend, post of the century.

and thanks for resisting the urge to say i'm just (dog) nuts

[nervous]

listen, youve no idea how hard it was to not say 'i knew youre car was a dog, chum' or 'youve made a pigs ear of that'.

or have you gone for the ruf upgrade option?

[egomeister]

Email me through my profile and i'll put the pics up for you!

[softinthehead]

nervous said:

or have you gone for the ruf upgrade option?

[johnny senna]

softinthehead said:

i thought the car had been acting a little odd over the last few days - the temperature gauge seemed to fluctuate a lot and the fan didnt seem to come on as often. But i was busy so didnt check, until today when it needed an oil top-up. On opening the bonnet i found the entire radiator section and front part of the engine bay full (and i mean three inches thick full) of dog biscuits. They are our dog biscuits but I have absolutely no idea how they got there. if i knew how to post a pic I would do so but anyway, the gauntlet is thrown down. any other contenders for "weirdest fault of the year"?

Barking mad, I tell you. Foo-kennel!!

[sportsandclassic]

possibly mice putting them there ??

[mikereynolds]

I would go for mice too, my housemates cars engine bay was full of apples and bread after a few weeks without being driven!

[softinthehead]

I am reliably informed the pics are here:


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/paul.har

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/paul.har

cheers paul



>> Edited by softinthehead on Monday 20th February 19:39

[johnny senna]

softinthehead said:

I am reliably informed the pics are here: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/paul.har http://homepage.ntlworld.com/paul.har cheers paul :smile: >> Edited by softinthehead on Monday 20th February 19:39

That's class.

[softinthehead]

mikereynolds said:

I would go for mice too, my housemates cars engine bay was full of apples and bread after a few weeks without being driven!

i think youre on the right track, though from the size of the droppings mixed in with the biscuits i think they were a little larger than mice.....

the really odd thing is that the car is driven every single day and this must have taken several nights to do!

[bund]

that is class, do you have kids or pissed off your wife with Porsche talk?

[UncleDave]

Just popped over from the TVR/General/P&P sections to say..

How the Hell?!

[nervous]

thats the weirdest fecking thing ive ever seen. and i live in norfolk.

[egomeister]

nervous said:

thats the weirdest fecking thing ive ever seen. and i live in norfolk.

It can't be that weird.... can it?

[nervous]

it is. i showed my wife and my sister the pictures and she says she cant believe it.