South Mims BP garage

[woogie]

Usually when I fill the car up I just go to the till and say the number and pay for it. Yesterday I went to pay in a crowded paying area and the woman behind the till shouts out '' The Porsche yes? '' to me. Thank god I wasn't driving a skoda

[bite-me]

To which you replied,
yep the "por SHA"

[woogie]

ah!!! I say Porsche, are you saying I should be saying porsha ?

[The Londoner]

Filled up a while back at a pfs where they were offering a free trip through the car wash if you bought a certain amount of fuel; one of those nasty jobbies with the nylon spinning brushes .

Just as my card went into the reader the cashier said "do you want a car wash token?" looked out of the window and said in the next breath, "oh you won't be wanting to put that through the car wash will you!"