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Received an email today from a Sucho Iang, had to laugh as I’ve seen so many of these before.
I’ve put my 5.7 VXR up for sale recently, as I am interested in changing it for a 6.0 L. Anyway received this email this morning and just can not understand why people bother.
Hello,
How are you and your family ?hope they are all fine ?i am happy to have a trasaction with you ontrust.I have been negotiating the terms of the business with my Associate and i instructed him to carry on with the transaction. I have proposed a payment method i will be making payment in advance to give your more assurance that i am highly intrested in buying the car. i will be travelling down to uk and pay you the remaining balance
Due to my condition of payment i will be convinient to pay £21,200.00 for the auto .i will contact my business associate in sending you a bankers draft of £6,500.00 to deposit in your bank account and cleared.
you will now deduct £2,000.00 for payment in advance for the
auto which is non-refundable and send the remaining £4,500.00
to my customer shipping agent for getting all the necessary document for the auto ready before i will be in uk .Presently i am working offshore in france .the car will be shipped to my family in singapore because that is my home .
the last autoi bought there was a delay for the shipping agent before it can pick the auto up deu to unavailabity of shipping document for the shippment that is why i want him to get everything ready before i will be in uk .i will balance you when i get to uk . the remaining balance of £19,200.00 payed into your bank account before the car can be pick up
you will send the £4,500.00 to my customer shipping agent via Money gram Money Transfer for the shipping agent to be able to offset shipping and other charges to be prepared.
so everything will be fast .confirm this and provide name, address and phone number for bankers draft payment to be delivered to you via courier.I look forward to a successful transaction with you and await your urgent response.
Regard
Sucho
call me if you have anything to discuss
YER NICE ONE!!!!
I’ve put my 5.7 VXR up for sale recently, as I am interested in changing it for a 6.0 L. Anyway received this email this morning and just can not understand why people bother.
Hello,
How are you and your family ?hope they are all fine ?i am happy to have a trasaction with you ontrust.I have been negotiating the terms of the business with my Associate and i instructed him to carry on with the transaction. I have proposed a payment method i will be making payment in advance to give your more assurance that i am highly intrested in buying the car. i will be travelling down to uk and pay you the remaining balance
Due to my condition of payment i will be convinient to pay £21,200.00 for the auto .i will contact my business associate in sending you a bankers draft of £6,500.00 to deposit in your bank account and cleared.
you will now deduct £2,000.00 for payment in advance for the
auto which is non-refundable and send the remaining £4,500.00
to my customer shipping agent for getting all the necessary document for the auto ready before i will be in uk .Presently i am working offshore in france .the car will be shipped to my family in singapore because that is my home .
the last autoi bought there was a delay for the shipping agent before it can pick the auto up deu to unavailabity of shipping document for the shippment that is why i want him to get everything ready before i will be in uk .i will balance you when i get to uk . the remaining balance of £19,200.00 payed into your bank account before the car can be pick up
you will send the £4,500.00 to my customer shipping agent via Money gram Money Transfer for the shipping agent to be able to offset shipping and other charges to be prepared.
so everything will be fast .confirm this and provide name, address and phone number for bankers draft payment to be delivered to you via courier.I look forward to a successful transaction with you and await your urgent response.
Regard
Sucho
call me if you have anything to discuss
YER NICE ONE!!!!
When I was selling my old mag featured Astra Coupe Turbo to clear some funds for the 'ro I had a few of these, and replied to one of them - told him I had no bank account here in NI but that a friend would be happy to make the transfer etc and to make the cheque payable to him, so I got an email back asking for his info....so off went my reply with Mr Janus, first name Hugh - the bankers draft is still here and funny to look at 
Chap at our place got one of these recently, but rather than ignore it he sent them the following (and never got a reply). Feel free to cut and paste:
Dear Sir,
I read your e-mail with great intrest and I am very enthusiastic to help. Before, I commit to your deal I have one of my own I hope you can help me with.
I am currently trying to import 1000 Unicorns from the planet Zanussi and I need to borrow 6000,000,000 Alderanian credits. I have a crew all ready to man my transport vehicle, the Battlestar Galatica, mostly made up of retired Imperial Stormtroopers, disillusioned Cybermen and defrosted Australopithecus Robustus. I only trust one pilot and I am sure you agree this to be Commander Sulu. With such a distinguished starfleet record, I wouldn't trust anyone else.
As I am sure you are aware the transport of any mythical beast can be a tricky business and I would prefer to avoid any Imperial entanglement, the Emperor can suck my b*lls if he wants a slice of my pie!
The reason I need to ask for the loan of 6000,000,000 credits as my businsess partner, the BFG, has most of his credits tied up in his Griffin farm and school for Sasquacths. In return for your loan I will repay the same amount with the interest of 50 Unicorns, 20 Pixies and a dozen Lerechauns.
Hopefully, you can help me out. I am sure someone with your undoubted intelligence and business acumen can see what an unmissable opportunity this is.
Kind regards
Dear Sir,
I read your e-mail with great intrest and I am very enthusiastic to help. Before, I commit to your deal I have one of my own I hope you can help me with.
I am currently trying to import 1000 Unicorns from the planet Zanussi and I need to borrow 6000,000,000 Alderanian credits. I have a crew all ready to man my transport vehicle, the Battlestar Galatica, mostly made up of retired Imperial Stormtroopers, disillusioned Cybermen and defrosted Australopithecus Robustus. I only trust one pilot and I am sure you agree this to be Commander Sulu. With such a distinguished starfleet record, I wouldn't trust anyone else.
As I am sure you are aware the transport of any mythical beast can be a tricky business and I would prefer to avoid any Imperial entanglement, the Emperor can suck my b*lls if he wants a slice of my pie!
The reason I need to ask for the loan of 6000,000,000 credits as my businsess partner, the BFG, has most of his credits tied up in his Griffin farm and school for Sasquacths. In return for your loan I will repay the same amount with the interest of 50 Unicorns, 20 Pixies and a dozen Lerechauns.
Hopefully, you can help me out. I am sure someone with your undoubted intelligence and business acumen can see what an unmissable opportunity this is.
Kind regards
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