'DOUBLE YELLOW LIINES ON M6'

'DOUBLE YELLOW LIINES ON M6'

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smeggy

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3,241 posts

240 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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It had to be done.....

www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headline=double-yellow-liines-on-m6%26method=full%26objectid=18840353%26siteid=93463-name_page.html

Article said:

DOUBLE YELLOW LIINES ON M6
EXCLUSIVE £60m paint job

By Julian Gavaghan

BRITAIN'S longest motorway is to be painted with DOUBLE YELLOW LINES.

Road chiefs will spend £60million marking the hard shoulders in both directions of the 226-mile long M6.

Bosses at the Highways Agency hope the move will stop people abusing the emergency lane - including picnicking families and beer-swilling football fans who stop for a wee - and earn extra revenue.

The line marking, which will use 16,000 gallons of yellow paint, is expected to take 12 weeks and will begin next February, causing traffic chaos between Junction 1 near Rugby, Warwickshire, and Junction 44 near the Scottish border.

Highways Agency insiders revealed there are secret plans to extend the yellow lines to the entire network by April 1, 2010.

But the proposal has sparked fury among motoring groups who blasted the decision as an "outrageous waste of public money".

Drivers will face fines of up to £100 if they are caught flouting the traffic measure. CCTV cameras will identify offenders and send highspeed motorway traffic wardens to ticket them.

A Highways Agency spokesman said: "Parking on the hard shoulder is extremely dangerous. We believe the most effective way of stopping this is double yellow lines."

April Loof, a spokesman for the Drivers' Alliance fumed: "It's an outrageous waste of public money. The yellow lines will penalise people who desperately need the loo."

razerwire

188 posts

212 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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*looks at date......*

heh. i dont think so :P

vipers

32,900 posts

229 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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razerwire said:
*looks at date......*

heh. i dont think so :P


Agree on date, but in this day and age, nothing would surprise me anymore.


smeggy

Original Poster:

3,241 posts

240 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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razerwire said:
*looks at date......*

heh. i dont think so :P

Spoilsport but there is a bigger clue.......

speedchick

5,181 posts

223 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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smeggy said:
razerwire said:
*looks at date......*

heh. i dont think so :P

Spoilsport but there is a bigger clue.......


Aye, that'll be the spokesman then!

tigger1

8,402 posts

222 months

Monday 2nd April 2007
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Good one.

I had to stop on the M25 a week or two back as one of the smaller bladdered passengers needed a wee. While she was "engaged" I was sat with car in first, foot on clutch ready to floor it at the first sign of anything crossing the white line behind us...a very scary place to be stopped is the hard shoulder.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Monday 2nd April 2007
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tigger1 said:
Good one.

I had to stop on the M25 a week or two back as one of the smaller bladdered passengers needed a wee. While she was "engaged" I was sat with car in first, foot on clutch ready to floor it at the first sign of anything crossing the white line behind us...a very scary place to be stopped is the hard shoulder.


I don't imagine being abandoned on the hard shoulder with your pants around your ankles would be favourite either.

Marki

15,763 posts

271 months

Monday 2nd April 2007
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just as my piss was starting to simmer i saw the date hehe


The problem is that its belivable with that bunch of muppet

tigger1

8,402 posts

222 months

Monday 2nd April 2007
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Einion Yrth said:
tigger1 said:
Good one.

I had to stop on the M25 a week or two back as one of the smaller bladdered passengers needed a wee. While she was "engaged" I was sat with car in first, foot on clutch ready to floor it at the first sign of anything crossing the white line behind us...a very scary place to be stopped is the hard shoulder.


I don't imagine being abandoned on the hard shoulder with your pants around your ankles would be favourite either.


I'd have stopped again for her - I meant that if I saw, say, a lorry crossing onto the hard shoulder behind me, I'd have been dropping the clutch and hoping to at least reduce it to a lower-impact speed...and then stop, probably to sh*t my own pants.

julianc

1,984 posts

260 months

Monday 2nd April 2007
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speedchick said:
smeggy said:
razerwire said:
*looks at date......*

heh. i dont think so :P

Spoilsport but there is a bigger clue.......


Aye, that'll be the spokesman then!


Good spot!

streaky

19,311 posts

250 months

Wednesday 4th April 2007
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Wouldn't it be simpler to designated the entire M25 a CPZ? - Streaky (coming to this thread (too) late)