GT3 RS article in Medical journal
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-Top doctor admits his love of hard RS-
A recent article in the Chiropractors periodical ‘Spinal Twinge Monthly’ has been applauding the new Porsche 911 GT3-RS.
The editor & the UK’s number one spinal consultant Dr Guppta Sciatica, explained that this new 911 will be great for business.
“Its been a decade since the last 911RS with rock hard suspension and those were happy days” he muses. “My waiting rooms were always packed full of RS owners suffering from shattered vertebras, fused discs, and shattered pelvises”.
“In fact” he whispered, “it’s a little known fact but the letters RS actually stand for Ruptured Spleen”
“The 1990’s 964RS was certainly a great car for my bank account” he smiles “I own most of the Bahamas thanks fixing the damage caused by its concrete suspension and if the new one sells in numbers, I’m hoping to snap up Bermuda and perhaps Antigua too”
Porsche chief test driver Wolfgang Von Red Baron Mozart, refuted Sciatica’s claims.
He did however admit that after a very high speed trip of for example over 35mph you will pee blood for a few hours, with perhaps the added bonus of blurred vision for a couple of days.
“Obviously” stated Mozart “because of the traffic congestion and all the speed cameras on your funny little rainy island, almost no typical UK Porsche owners will ever hit these dizzy speeds, so it is not really of concern, anyway”
Mozart had to finish the interview early however, complaining his back was killing him and that his challfonts were really giving him some gyp.
A recent article in the Chiropractors periodical ‘Spinal Twinge Monthly’ has been applauding the new Porsche 911 GT3-RS.
The editor & the UK’s number one spinal consultant Dr Guppta Sciatica, explained that this new 911 will be great for business.
“Its been a decade since the last 911RS with rock hard suspension and those were happy days” he muses. “My waiting rooms were always packed full of RS owners suffering from shattered vertebras, fused discs, and shattered pelvises”.
“In fact” he whispered, “it’s a little known fact but the letters RS actually stand for Ruptured Spleen”
“The 1990’s 964RS was certainly a great car for my bank account” he smiles “I own most of the Bahamas thanks fixing the damage caused by its concrete suspension and if the new one sells in numbers, I’m hoping to snap up Bermuda and perhaps Antigua too”
Porsche chief test driver Wolfgang Von Red Baron Mozart, refuted Sciatica’s claims.
He did however admit that after a very high speed trip of for example over 35mph you will pee blood for a few hours, with perhaps the added bonus of blurred vision for a couple of days.
“Obviously” stated Mozart “because of the traffic congestion and all the speed cameras on your funny little rainy island, almost no typical UK Porsche owners will ever hit these dizzy speeds, so it is not really of concern, anyway”
Mozart had to finish the interview early however, complaining his back was killing him and that his challfonts were really giving him some gyp.
superb. Nice one Doc. 
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