Revenge on thieving pikeys?

Revenge on thieving pikeys?

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UncappedTag

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2,102 posts

186 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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Extremely petty, but the gym I go to that has a pool. G/f last night as per usual leaves her bag of non valuables in the shower block with just her towel and shampoo. The gym is very accomodating and provides all washing products, shower gel, shampoo & conditioner. Anyway some pikey decided that my g/f's bottle of whatever was more appealing and stole it.

So between witchy and myself we are trying to conduct a plan of revenge to add to a near empty bottle while trying to retain consistency colour and the like. So far we have:

1) Bottle of food die
2) UHT Glue/superglue
3) better not say for being banned

& 4 the route of potentially putting in a rat/squirrel trap in the bag.

What other options are available to us biggrin

metro lover

553 posts

188 months

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3 smile

dibbers006

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Immac

fathomfive

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191 months

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dibbers006 said:
Imac
Going to be hard to fit one inside a bottle though. wink

ETA: quoted you before you deleted. hehe

Edited by fathomfive on Friday 7th August 12:48

UncappedTag

Original Poster:

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186 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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fathomfive said:
dibbers006 said:
Imac
Going to be hard to fit one inside a bottle though. wink
LOL, I saw this and thought it was a non serious post, but IMMAC, genius smile

mat13

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veet hair removal cream

Neil_H

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252 months

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Hydrochloric acid - no seriously.

Dupont666

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193 months

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UncappedTag said:
fathomfive said:
dibbers006 said:
Imac
Going to be hard to fit one inside a bottle though. wink
LOL, I saw this and thought it was a non serious post, but IMMAC, genius smile
Dont forget to add some oils to it (sandle wood, etc) as hair revmoval cream smells pretty rank.

dibbers006

12,234 posts

219 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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UncappedTag said:
fathomfive said:
dibbers006 said:
Imac
Going to be hard to fit one inside a bottle though. wink
LOL, I saw this and thought it was a non serious post, but IMMAC, genius smile
<shakes fist>

laugh

308mate

13,757 posts

223 months

Friday 7th August 2009
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Diamond drilling Viscosifier.

The more water they add, the slipperier everything will get and it looks just like shampoo. At worst - unpleasant shower. At best some dirty pikey will slip over and break their car-thieving neck.

http://www.messina-oilchem.com/PDs/REDI-COAT%20PD....

Edited by 308mate on Friday 7th August 12:55

dibbers006

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I thought... I would look like a bit of a knob editing a one word Post... but it's ok... i still look like one! tongue out

Halb

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Those crabs that another poster posted in another thread?biggrin

Touring Remo

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Get a half empty bottle and top it up with bleach??

Saying that my best mate is a chemistry teacher let me know the colour/product and il get him to conjour something up. smile

mat13

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caesium suspended in oil

Carfiend

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mat13 said:
caesium suspended in oil
Do it!

dirty doug

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man fat?

Saddle bum

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Polonium.

Dupont666

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capsicum oil or capsicum crystals in oil?

collateral

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dirty doug said:
man milk
efa

Marf

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Botulism