Varnish vs Volvo. Who's fault do you think????
Discussion
Well, we have moved into the new (150 year old) cottage.
One room nearly decorated, save for a coat of varnish on the floor.
Stripped, re-plastered, primed, painted-window,skirts etc as well as walls.
So...............
Having sanded, filled and prepped the floor, it's varnish time
One coat applied. Need more varnish
Dispatch other half to B&Q to get more.
The important bit:
I WAS UPSTAIRS in the room, when I hear a car outside, then a swear word then a cry of: I have had an accident
I look out of the window to see the missus panicking as the 5 litres of varnish has been dropped, the lid has popped off, and it is now in the footwell, the steering wheel, screen, stereo etc.
Right then PH detectives: Who's fault Is the spillage?
Answer..............................
Despite not being anywhere near the incident, it is (to quote) 'your f
king fault for using all of the varnish- if you hadn't used as much, I wouldn't have had to fking go out on my fking day off to get more of the fking stuff you fking need for the job YOU are fking doing.and stop laughing, it isn't fking funny you (too explicit for a family orientated website).
So, my brush is washed, I'm going on the piss.
One room nearly decorated, save for a coat of varnish on the floor.
Stripped, re-plastered, primed, painted-window,skirts etc as well as walls.
So...............
Having sanded, filled and prepped the floor, it's varnish time
One coat applied. Need more varnish
Dispatch other half to B&Q to get more.
The important bit:
I WAS UPSTAIRS in the room, when I hear a car outside, then a swear word then a cry of: I have had an accident
I look out of the window to see the missus panicking as the 5 litres of varnish has been dropped, the lid has popped off, and it is now in the footwell, the steering wheel, screen, stereo etc.
Right then PH detectives: Who's fault Is the spillage?
Answer..............................
Despite not being anywhere near the incident, it is (to quote) 'your f
king fault for using all of the varnish- if you hadn't used as much, I wouldn't have had to fking go out on my fking day off to get more of the fking stuff you fking need for the job YOU are fking doing.and stop laughing, it isn't fking funny you (too explicit for a family orientated website).So, my brush is washed, I'm going on the piss.
Emsman said:
Well, we have moved into the new (150 year old) cottage.
One room nearly decorated, save for a coat of varnish on the floor.
Stripped, re-plastered, primed, painted-window,skirts etc as well as walls.
So...............
Having sanded, filled and prepped the floor, it's varnish time
One coat applied. Need more varnish
Dispatch other half to B&Q to get more.
The important bit:
I WAS UPSTAIRS in the room, when I hear a car outside, then a swear word then a cry of: I have had an accident
I look out of the window to see the missus panicking as the 5 litres of varnish has been dropped, the lid has popped off, and it is now in the footwell, the steering wheel, screen, stereo etc.
Right then PH detectives: Who's fault Is the spillage?
Answer..............................
Despite not being anywhere near the incident, it is (to quote) 'your fking fault for using all of the varnish- if you hadn't used as much, I wouldn't have had to fking go out on my fking day off to get more of the fking stuff you fking need for the job YOU are fking doing.and stop laughing, it isn't fking funny you (too explicit for a family orientated website).
So, my brush is washed, I'm going on the piss.
Should have gone yourself and left her chained up in the kitchenOne room nearly decorated, save for a coat of varnish on the floor.
Stripped, re-plastered, primed, painted-window,skirts etc as well as walls.
So...............
Having sanded, filled and prepped the floor, it's varnish time
One coat applied. Need more varnish
Dispatch other half to B&Q to get more.
The important bit:
I WAS UPSTAIRS in the room, when I hear a car outside, then a swear word then a cry of: I have had an accident
I look out of the window to see the missus panicking as the 5 litres of varnish has been dropped, the lid has popped off, and it is now in the footwell, the steering wheel, screen, stereo etc.
Right then PH detectives: Who's fault Is the spillage?
Answer..............................
Despite not being anywhere near the incident, it is (to quote) 'your f
king fault for using all of the varnish- if you hadn't used as much, I wouldn't have had to fking go out on my fking day off to get more of the fking stuff you fking need for the job YOU are fking doing.and stop laughing, it isn't fking funny you (too explicit for a family orientated website).So, my brush is washed, I'm going on the piss.
Emsman said:
(to quote) 'your fking fault for using all of the varnish- if you hadn't used as much, I wouldn't have had to fking go out on my fking day off to get more of the fking stuff you fking need for the job YOU are fking doing.and stop laughing, it isn't fking funny you (too explicit for a family orientated website).
Sounds like a classy bird!king fault for using all of the varnish- if you hadn't used as much, I wouldn't have had to fking go out on my fking day off to get more of the fking stuff you fking need for the job YOU are fking doing.and stop laughing, it isn't fking funny you (too explicit for a family orientated website).
Emsman said:
Well, we have moved into the new (150 year old) cottage.
One room nearly decorated, save for a coat of varnish on the floor.
Stripped, re-plastered, primed, painted-window,skirts etc as well as walls.
So...............
Having sanded, filled and prepped the floor, it's varnish time
One coat applied. Need more varnish
Dispatch other half to B&Q to get more.
The important bit:
I WAS UPSTAIRS in the room, when I hear a car outside, then a swear word then a cry of: I have had an accident
I look out of the window to see the missus panicking as the 5 litres of varnish has been dropped, the lid has popped off, and it is now in the footwell, the steering wheel, screen, stereo etc.
Right then PH detectives: Who's fault Is the spillage?
Answer..............................
Despite not being anywhere near the incident, it is (to quote) 'your fking fault for using all of the varnish- if you hadn't used as much, I wouldn't have had to fking go out on my fking day off to get more of the fking stuff you fking need for the job YOU are fking doing.and stop laughing, it isn't fking funny you (too explicit for a family orientated website).
So, my brush is washed, I'm going on the piss.
She should sue you for that, take you for every penny, probably got whiplash from dropping the tin, then theres criminal damage, covering herself in varnish thats GBH right there....One room nearly decorated, save for a coat of varnish on the floor.
Stripped, re-plastered, primed, painted-window,skirts etc as well as walls.
So...............
Having sanded, filled and prepped the floor, it's varnish time
One coat applied. Need more varnish
Dispatch other half to B&Q to get more.
The important bit:
I WAS UPSTAIRS in the room, when I hear a car outside, then a swear word then a cry of: I have had an accident
I look out of the window to see the missus panicking as the 5 litres of varnish has been dropped, the lid has popped off, and it is now in the footwell, the steering wheel, screen, stereo etc.
Right then PH detectives: Who's fault Is the spillage?
Answer..............................
Despite not being anywhere near the incident, it is (to quote) 'your f
king fault for using all of the varnish- if you hadn't used as much, I wouldn't have had to fking go out on my fking day off to get more of the fking stuff you fking need for the job YOU are fking doing.and stop laughing, it isn't fking funny you (too explicit for a family orientated website).So, my brush is washed, I'm going on the piss.
What I would have done is strained out a stinker on the floor and used that instead of the varnish, then when she came up, just point and shout "Now look what you have done"
Emsman said:
Well, we have moved into the new (150 year old) cottage.
One room nearly decorated, save for a coat of varnish on the floor.
Stripped, re-plastered, primed, painted-window,skirts etc as well as walls.
So...............
Having sanded, filled and prepped the floor, it's varnish time
One coat applied. Need more varnish
Dispatch other half to B&Q to get more.
The important bit:
I WAS UPSTAIRS in the room, when I hear a car outside, then a swear word then a cry of: I have had an accident
I look out of the window to see the missus panicking as the 5 litres of varnish has been dropped, the lid has popped off, and it is now in the footwell, the steering wheel, screen, stereo etc.
Right then PH detectives: Who's fault Is the spillage?
Answer..............................
Despite not being anywhere near the incident, it is (to quote) 'your fking fault for using all of the varnish- if you hadn't used as much, I wouldn't have had to fking go out on my fking day off to get more of the fking stuff you fking need for the job YOU are fking doing.and stop laughing, it isn't fking funny you (too explicit for a family orientated website).
So, my brush is washed, I'm going on the piss.
She obviously got some on her tights and new Choo shoes.One room nearly decorated, save for a coat of varnish on the floor.
Stripped, re-plastered, primed, painted-window,skirts etc as well as walls.
So...............
Having sanded, filled and prepped the floor, it's varnish time
One coat applied. Need more varnish
Dispatch other half to B&Q to get more.
The important bit:
I WAS UPSTAIRS in the room, when I hear a car outside, then a swear word then a cry of: I have had an accident
I look out of the window to see the missus panicking as the 5 litres of varnish has been dropped, the lid has popped off, and it is now in the footwell, the steering wheel, screen, stereo etc.
Right then PH detectives: Who's fault Is the spillage?
Answer..............................
Despite not being anywhere near the incident, it is (to quote) 'your f
king fault for using all of the varnish- if you hadn't used as much, I wouldn't have had to fking go out on my fking day off to get more of the fking stuff you fking need for the job YOU are fking doing.and stop laughing, it isn't fking funny you (too explicit for a family orientated website).So, my brush is washed, I'm going on the piss.
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