Dress me up for an Italian wedding

[PhantomHumper]

[chris_w]

just make sure the trousers have an elasticated waistband - I've been to a couple of Italian weddings and all they do is EAT!

[HD Adam]

This should do the trick



Cat optional.

[evenflow]

[digitise]

[Penny-lope]

PhantomHumper said:

God I want one for school!!!

[henrycrun]

Aldi is your friend

[Toni896]

digitise said:

they are Swiss

[bigTee]

[digitise]

Toni896 said:

they are Swiss

But they live in Italy (possibly). And they look spectacular.

[pits]

Grow a moustache and just shout at everyone whilst saying what your shouting really quick, and use obligitory hand gestures

[Lastinclass]

chris_w said:

just make sure the trousers have an elasticated waistband - I've been to a couple of Italian weddings and all they do is EAT!

Another vote for this ^^^^^
Wear anything you like but remember it must be brown shoes!!

[dpbird90]

[Defcon]

Features:
Quality hand knitted Union flag oversized court suit
Chinese made T-shirt
Genuine dutch clogs
shortened hands
Fat arse supporting frame (see picture)
Foggles, allowing you to see the GRAND OLD EMPIRE in 2009.
Translation kit, including: loudspeaker, can of carling, glass shard. (not pictured)
Copy of the Sun newspaper (not pictured)

Thai Prostitute £35 extra. (pictured with vaguely red white and blue choking device: £170 supplement)

AUTUMN SPECIAL: TOPHAT INCLUDES "VISIBLE TO POLICE HELICOPTER ONLY" FLAG DESIGN.

[Taffer]

digitise said:

Toni896 said:

they are Swiss

But they live in Italy (possibly). And they look spectacular.

Wrong - they live in The Vatican (not part of Italy), and they look ridiculous.

To the OP - even if you get the smartest suit in the world, an Italian in a BHS suit and a Vespa will still make you look like a hobo - being effortlessly stylish is an Italian, not a British trait. Stick to traditional stuff - three piece suit, pocket watch, monocle, bowler hat. What ho, pip pip old chap! Or just get a nice suit that you like.