I need a diet/meal regime

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Mattt

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16,661 posts

219 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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I've got an Indian chef at the moment who cooks me my meals, which I put up with to start with but now the 'little things' about them annoy me - he likes using loads of oil, herbs, garlic, salt and spices - and when I tell him not to - he does, for a week or so then slowly starts them up again. I don't mind a little bit - but Indians seem unable to comprehend that I want my chicken to taste like chicken, or potatoes like potatoes.

As an interim measure, I bought him a Jamie Oliver cookbook - but he said that lots of the stuff in there he can't get in the local supermarket.

So, what I need are some real back to basics meals, healthy but not bland/boring, that I can tell him to cook on a rotation basis.

Diet sheets are usually quite good as they are explicit with the ingredients (i.e. 2 boiled eggs, 2 slices of ham etc) - but is there a decent online resource?

Another issue - no pork (or pork products), as it's difficult to get hold of.

Soovy

35,829 posts

272 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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Are you like, royalty, or something?

escargot

17,110 posts

218 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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Soovy said:
Are you like, royalty, or something?
No. He's a fking engineer or something. hehe

Mattt

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219 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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escargot said:
Soovy said:
Are you like, royalty, or something?
No. He's a fking engineer or something. hehe
Not quite - a money man, nothing technical wink

dangerousB

1,697 posts

191 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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I take it you must be in Asia somehere . . . what sort of cuisine/cooking style were you expecting??
If you're not in Asia I would suggest either cooking your own meals or developing the ability to tell your chef what style of cuisine you like to eat.
If he can't cook what you like and nor can you, get another bloody chef or eat out!!!!!
Bit of a no brainer really confused

Mattt

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219 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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No, Middle East. When I got him, I was told he could cook an 'English' diet - his English isn't great either which makes it difficult to discuss the finer points of meals and cooking.

Anyway, this post isn't about why/what I have a Chef - I only mentioned it to give some background.

zakelwe

4,449 posts

199 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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Forget Jamie Oliver, he only only knows one oil and that is olive oil.

What about lard, or dripping or butter or goose fat etc etc.

He's too Italian for my liking, Gary Rhodes knocks him into a cocked hat when it comes to proper English cooking, Jamie is just fluff with a hint of parmesan.

Regards
Andy


escargot

17,110 posts

218 months

Wednesday 7th October 2009
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Gary Rhodes is a bit of a gimp though.

bazking69

8,620 posts

191 months

Friday 9th October 2009
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Your own Indian chef at your disposal and there is a problem? That sounds like my idea of heaven...

Bill

52,833 posts

256 months

Friday 9th October 2009
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bazking69 said:
Your own Indian chef at your disposal and there is a problem? That sounds like my idea of heaven...
yesAlthough I can see that the staple "English" foods from a takeaway might get tiresome after a whilehehe

Cotty

39,586 posts

285 months

Friday 9th October 2009
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What about a roast. You said he could get chicken and potatoes, I assume he can find veg.

Mattt

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219 months

Friday 9th October 2009
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I've had a few curries - not a fan of the 'authentic' ones, due to the poor quality of the meat. Indian cuts seem to involve getting a whole animal and hitting it repeatedly with a meat cleaver. All the pieces are then put in the curry. The result - bone curry, lovely.

I told him to use decent meat, as I'm not Indian, and don't like bone. But again, he forgets. Thinking about it, the problem seems to be that he forgets/doesn't care what I tell him. Words in the morning I reckon!

Now, next problem - how to get my housekeeper to iron the creases properly in my trousers... wink

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Friday 9th October 2009
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Mattt said:
escargot said:
Soovy said:
Are you like, royalty, or something?
No. He's a fking engineer or something. hehe
Not quite - a money man, nothing technical wink
rofl

Mattt

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16,661 posts

219 months

Friday 9th October 2009
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I was rather disappointed it took you that long to find that comment!!


ChapppeRS

4,483 posts

192 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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Good lord Matthew, what has become of you!?!?!?

Sounds like you need to buy a new chef, or need to learn to cook for yourself. Have you considered going mental (Basil Fawlty style) when he does something wrong?

Buy english cooking books (Garry Rhodes or Delia as mentioned). If he serves up something that isn't in the book, hit him with the book.

Edited by ChapppeRS on Friday 16th October 10:33

escargot

17,110 posts

218 months

Friday 16th October 2009
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You could start beating him?