Calendars must be missing from council estates

[Jag-D]

Just had some of the local Jnr Scrotes knocking on the door in costumes shouting "Trick or tread"

FFS

Get a grip you smelly, orrible lil urchins

[pits]

Dont worry to much on saturday they will probably be posting fireworks through your letterbox

[DrTre]

I'd pick tread. I don't fully understand it, but of the two options it's the most appealing.

[Technonotice]

Where I live the most of the local takeaways won't deliver because the little scrotes like to rob them.

Except I regularly stagger though the estate late at night and don't get any lip/trouble

/touches wood

[Justayellowbadge]

DrTre said:

I'd pick tread. I don't fully understand it, but of the two options it's the most appealing.

He did say 'get a grip'.

[hornetrider]

Justayellowbadge said:

DrTre said:

I'd pick tread. I don't fully understand it, but of the two options it's the most appealing.

He did say 'get a grip'.

Kind of put his foot in it really.

[Los Palmas 7]

There are plenty of colanders on my estate. How else would you drain the fat off of the turkey twizzlers?

[Charlie Foxtrot]

I'm sure I've seen christmas lights up already.

Yes I f*cking did, in Birmingham this weekend they've got Christmas lights on the trees in New Street.

[SGirl]

Charlie Foxtrot said:

I'm sure I've seen christmas lights up already.

Yes I f*cking did, in Birmingham this weekend they've got Christmas lights on the trees in New Street.

Our neighbours have had their Christmas lights up and switched on for a month already. And playing loud music all day. If their urchin comes round trick or treating, I think the only "treat" he'll be receiving will be a book on how to behave like a normal human being.

[pits]

Charlie Foxtrot said:

I'm sure I've seen christmas lights up already.

Yes I f*cking did, in Birmingham this weekend they've got Christmas lights on the trees in New Street.

fk that you want to go up Trevethin in Wales the fkers have still got them up from last year, probably because it takes a day or so in the cold to set up,
3 inflatable 8 foot Santas and snowmen, Santa in a sliegh with reindeer pulling it in lights on the roof, lights around every window, merry christmass lights every where, iike fking black pool I st you not.

If I am unfortunate to go up there again anytime soon I will grab a picture

[BoRED S2upid]

Good god you all must live in some poor areas. Please post some pics this kind of thing doesn't happen around here.

[RB Will]

The Christmas lights are now up but not turned on on the High Street in Chippenham

[Maxf]

BoRED S2upid said:

Good god you all must live in some poor areas. Please post some pics this kind of thing doesn't happen around here.

They are up at Selfirdges - some of the most expensive space in the country

I've not seen any on any houses yet though. Maybe they were Divali lights?

[SGirl]

Maxf said:

I've not seen any on any houses yet though. Maybe they were Divali lights?

Not in the case of my neighbours, unless they've converted or Diwali involves Christmas trees as well.

Just thinking about it - a house near my Dad's place is up for sale. That's still got last year's Christmas lights all over the place - icicles, snowmen, the lot! Most odd. You'd think they'd realise how offputting it might look to a potential buyer?

[The Hypno-Toad]

This is not new.

In the mid eighties I had two 10 year olds turn up on my doorstep in September. "Trick or Treat?"

Their costume consisted of one of them wearing a traffic cone on his head.

[Jag-D]

BoRED S2upid said:

Good god you all must live in some poor areas. Please post some pics this kind of thing doesn't happen around here.

Hows the port and cigars over there old chum


Ohh I made a spelling mistake?????

Ohhh dear, I need to retire to self flagellate