Newbie here - who thinks he knows everything

Newbie here - who thinks he knows everything

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Edderhead

Original Poster:

1 posts

174 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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I have been studying the PH site closely as a lurker.

As far as i can tell :

There was a man with a 335d Remapped who thought it was the best thing since slided bread - espcially whe comes to 997's and M5's. DXB was his plate and username. Also 335diesel got a ribbing for similar antics.

Custard test - this is a test to see if the OP is real or car is real by putting a tin of Birds custard within a posted photo.

300bhp/ton - always adds to 'what-car-threads' with american nonsense and BL bilge, much to the amusement of others.

Lindylops - i think we both know!

A man on here changed his RS4 to a Corsa VXR and LIKED it!

Everyone thinks a new poster is a troll

Everyone worships MX-5's, E36 328i Sport's, E30 M3's and 944's

Every track car should be a Mk2 Golf GTi or an E30 325i

People like to link youtube videos, that have been pea-roasted again, and again and again.

Speeling and Gramer police on duty at all times

pilchardthecat not yet being exposed as a troll despite endless posts and the fact he drives
a 4-cylinder diesel BMW which means he is dull, tight and has no imagination.

Everyone complains when newbies dont have cars on there profiles - chiefly because they
want bait to insult them.

People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.

Mods locking everything that hurts their feelings.

Cheers

The Moose

Skylinecrazy

13,986 posts

195 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Edderhead said:
300bhp/ton - always adds to 'what-car-threads' with american nonsense and BL bilge, much to the amusement of others.



Cheers

The Moose
rofl

You should fit right in.

Welcome.


NiceCupOfTea

25,289 posts

252 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Edderhead said:
Everyone thinks a new poster is a troll
I can't imagine where they'd get that idea scratchchin

Fort Jefferson

8,237 posts

223 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Edderhead said:
I have been studying the PH site closely as a lurker.

As far as i can tell :

There was a man with a 335d Remapped who thought it was the best thing since slided bread - espcially whe comes to 997's and M5's. DXB was his plate and username. Also 335diesel got a ribbing for similar antics.

Custard test - this is a test to see if the OP is real or car is real by putting a tin of Birds custard within a posted photo.

300bhp/ton - always adds to 'what-car-threads' with american nonsense and BL bilge, much to the amusement of others.

Lindylops - i think we both know!

A man on here changed his RS4 to a Corsa VXR and LIKED it!

Everyone thinks a new poster is a troll

Everyone worships MX-5's, E36 328i Sport's, E30 M3's and 944's

Every track car should be a Mk2 Golf GTi or an E30 325i

People like to link youtube videos, that have been pea-roasted again, and again and again.

Speeling and Gramer police on duty at all times

pilchardthecat not yet being exposed as a troll despite endless posts and the fact he drives
a 4-cylinder diesel BMW which means he is dull, tight and has no imagination.

Everyone complains when newbies dont have cars on there profiles - chiefly because they
want bait to insult them.

People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.

Mods locking everything that hurts their feelings.

Cheers

The Moose
You forgot the people who always quote the whole of the first post to reply.

Lord Pikey

3,257 posts

216 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Troll. you know too much smile

RB Will

9,666 posts

241 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Edderhead said:
he drives
a 4-cylinder diesel BMW which means he is dull, tight and has no imagination.
E30 M3?

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Fort Jefferson said:
Edderhead said:
I have been studying the PH site closely as a lurker.

As far as i can tell :

There was a man with a 335d Remapped who thought it was the best thing since slided bread - espcially whe comes to 997's and M5's. DXB was his plate and username. Also 335diesel got a ribbing for similar antics.

Custard test - this is a test to see if the OP is real or car is real by putting a tin of Birds custard within a posted photo.

300bhp/ton - always adds to 'what-car-threads' with american nonsense and BL bilge, much to the amusement of others.

Lindylops - i think we both know!

A man on here changed his RS4 to a Corsa VXR and LIKED it!

Everyone thinks a new poster is a troll

Everyone worships MX-5's, E36 328i Sport's, E30 M3's and 944's

Every track car should be a Mk2 Golf GTi or an E30 325i

People like to link youtube videos, that have been pea-roasted again, and again and again.

Speeling and Gramer police on duty at all times

pilchardthecat not yet being exposed as a troll despite endless posts and the fact he drives
a 4-cylinder diesel BMW which means he is dull, tight and has no imagination.

Everyone complains when newbies dont have cars on there profiles - chiefly because they
want bait to insult them.

People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.

Mods locking everything that hurts their feelings.

Cheers

The Moose
You forgot the people who always quote the whole of the first post to reply.
+1

stockver

339 posts

194 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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RB Will said:
Edderhead said:
he drives
a 4-cylinder diesel BMW which means he is dull, tight and has no imagination.
E30 M3?
Almost...

aarondrs

649 posts

197 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Excellent assessment. I should have lurked a little before I jumped in. It's often not what you say but the tone in which you type it that gets you flamed.

CpnSpankyPantz

1,349 posts

215 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
quotequote all
Edderhead said:
I have been studying the PH site closely as a lurker.

As far as i can tell :

There was a man with a 335d Remapped who thought it was the best thing since slided bread - espcially whe comes to 997's and M5's. DXB was his plate and username. Also 335diesel got a ribbing for similar antics.

Custard test - this is a test to see if the OP is real or car is real by putting a tin of Birds custard within a posted photo.

300bhp/ton - always adds to 'what-car-threads' with american nonsense and BL bilge, much to the amusement of others.

Lindylops - i think we both know!

A man on here changed his RS4 to a Corsa VXR and LIKED it!

Everyone thinks a new poster is a troll

Everyone worships MX-5's, E36 328i Sport's, E30 M3's and 944's

Every track car should be a Mk2 Golf GTi or an E30 325i

People like to link youtube videos, that have been pea-roasted again, and again and again.

Speeling and Gramer police on duty at all times

pilchardthecat not yet being exposed as a troll despite endless posts and the fact he drives
a 4-cylinder diesel BMW which means he is dull, tight and has no imagination.

Everyone complains when newbies dont have cars on there profiles - chiefly because they
want bait to insult them.

People still try to justify their diesel purchases on a 'petrolheads' site.

Mods locking everything that hurts their feelings.

Cheers

The Moose
+1 (you forgot it...)

ETA Balls, beaten to it!

Edited by CpnSpankyPantz on Thursday 5th November 16:33

Mark_Karting

899 posts

183 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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This should be good....

shirt

22,612 posts

202 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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all very well and good, but do you know where i can buy a new coat?

gamefreaks

1,965 posts

188 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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PH distilled into Cliffnotes format.

Very good.

adycav

7,615 posts

218 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Excellent 'first' post...

I assume it's a bored regular with an alternative account having a bit of a 'giraffe'.

Funny all the same.

Poledriver

28,647 posts

195 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Sorry....only 3/10... not a single mention of TVR's! rolleyes

BoRED S2upid

19,714 posts

241 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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So his first ever post was just to state the obvious?. Should have stayed a lurker. Its the equivalent of reading Evo for 10 years and writing your first letter "Dear Evo, love your magazine its full of fast cars I will never be able to afford".

snotrag

14,465 posts

212 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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rofl The Force is strong in this one.

Some other common topics you may have missed

- The Daily Mail
- Relationship Matters
- Porsche Boxsters
- Your RWD car will kill you to death if your under 25
- Sailing Boats, Watches, Steam Trains, Fighter planes > Cars
- Flemke has a McLaren
- Winky McFu**nut

etc etc...

maximus4

77 posts

202 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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I didnt get a chance to read the 335d mapped thread... linky please. oh and welcome wavey. I would do a search but the search icon hasen't worked for me in weeks!

Garlick

40,601 posts

241 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Nice work, possibly the best ever first post.

Have a burger on me.

Welcome

sday12

5,053 posts

212 months

Thursday 5th November 2009
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Edderhead said:
Everyone worships MX-5's, E36 328i Sport's, E30 M3's and 944's
You can't have been looking that hard, those apostrophes are atrocious!