Air rifle as a christmas present?

[Emsman]

Not quite as it seems from the title.

Does anyone here have a child and is looking to introduce them to shooting air rifles?

If so, by next week i shall have a virtually new rifle, suitable size for a youngster- think its an SMK or similar.

Anyway, its un-used or as near as, and most welcome to go to a good home.

Be aware it will have to be picked up due to the laws on postage, somewhere near MK would give you a rough location.

Best reason for having it wins- although anyone who has helped me out recently will be looked on most favourably.

Over to you if you would like it................

[WorAl]

I want it so I can shoot the next door neighbours cat.

do I win?

JOKE before any of you cat lovers start crying.

[CaptainSlow]

I need it as no potatoes and depressed. Also, daughter just been raped.

[Maxymillion]

Now I dont post on PH very regularly, I prefer just to sit back, read and watch. But from reading your threads I have deduced that you have terrible luck, so bringing any sort of firearm into your home is not a good idea. You still will do I'm sure, but I expect soon I will be reading a thread about Emsman with a hole in his body...

Edited by Maxymillion on Thursday 26th November 16:36

[Gretchen]

Move. Away. From. The. Gun.

[Emsman]

I have plenty of firearms in the house.

My right arm was my most recent!!

Anyway, should someone like it, let me know.

Christ, you cant even give things away!!!

[Curry Burns]

I don't need the gun, but a good reason would be -

To keep you from removing the other eye!!!

[Gretchen]

I just asked my three boys...

7 year old said 'nah' - he's an ace shot with our Air Pistols!

8 year old said 'YES! I want to shoot targets'.

15 year old said 'Yes. I want to shoot you'.


Excellent.

[Emsman]

content with an air pistol- excellent

His if he wants it- hope it brings happiness

Eldest may want to consider an uzi

[escargot]

CaptainSlow said:

Also, daughter just been raped.

[y2blade]

Maxymillion said:

Now I dont post on PH very regularly, I prefer just to sit back, read and watch. But from reading your threads I have deduced that you have terrible luck, so bringing any sort of firearm into your home is not a good idea. You still will do I'm sure, but I expect soon I will be reading a thread about Emsman with a hole in his body...

Edited by Maxymillion on Thursday 26th November 16:36

you didnt read the opening post at all did you?



Emsman to answer your opening post=
I dont want the airgun thanks, I already have two plus A beretta so my gun cabinet is full as it is

[pmanson]

escargot said:

CaptainSlow said:

Also, daughter just been raped.

Have you escaped?

[escargot]

pmanson said:

escargot said:

CaptainSlow said:

Also, daughter just been raped.

Have you escaped?

Been paroled early for good behaviour.

[V8mate]

escargot said:

pmanson said:

escargot said:

CaptainSlow said:

Also, daughter just been raped.

Have you escaped?

Been paroled early to spite CVM.

EFA

[escargot]

It worked beautifully too.

[Jasandjules]

FFS someone go and take this thing away from Emsman............