Funny signs seen in shops, cafes, pubs etc.

[Wacky Racer]

In greasy spoon transport cafe on Woodhead pass, (Now demolished)

"Crockery, unlike medicine, should not be taken after meals"

[supra legend]

There is one in Bolton that says Pregnancy advice and vasectomy clinic

[rickybouy]

Wine shop in Cape Town last week

"Please don't ask for discount, he doesn't work here anymore"

i sniggered

[Plotloss]

Entirely unrelated to the establishment but theres a chippy in Newport Pagnell that has a sign that says.

TEENAGERS

Tired of being restrained, tired of your parents telling you what to do and not being allowed to carve your own way in the world?

Get out now, whilst you still know everything.

[Tsippy]

On a toilet in a Gallette Cafe in Brittany

"Please don't piss on the seat"

[broadside]

Sign outside a pub in Sheffield a couple of years ago....."Special Offer.....two meals for the price of two"!

[Acehood]

[grumbledoak]

[Cock Womble 7]

[4sure]

Acehood said:

like that ..

[PHmember]

Just spotted this one on the door to Beaulieu Garage Ltd. Quite apt for PH I think.

[HOGEPH]

Tsippy said:

On a toilet in a Gallette Cafe in Brittany

"Please don't piss on the seat"

"Use the floor instead"

[poo at Paul's]

A large house near me that has a huge red sign with white writing on (looks like a proper H and S sign) saying "Caution, Domestic Pets".

I presume it means dont run them over, but it always tickles me the thought of a burlar thinking "fk me, they've got a cat"

[HOGEPH]

poo at Paul's said:

A large house near me that has a huge red sign with white writing on (looks like a proper H and S sign) saying "Caution, Domestic Pets".

I presume it means dont run them over, but it always tickles me the thought of a burlar thinking "fk me, they've got a cat"

Maybe they have a ninja cat?

[carmadgaz]

On a door in a cafe in Kidderminster was a Fire Exit sign but it was though the kitchen and so the sign read

FIRE EXIT
Staff Only

[colonel c]

PHmember said:

Just spotted this one on the door to Beaulieu Garage Ltd. Quite apt for PH I think.

Shirley that should be made mandatory for all retail outlets.

[rupert the dog]

This weekend at the Goodwood Festival of Speed: Lots better things seen too, mind!

Edited by rupert the dog on Sunday 4th July 21:24

[pits]

A pub near my mates house has a sign outside saying

"open all day, from 12 noon"

Terrible thing is, I have pointed out the mistake and they still haven't changed it, next time I go up I shall write them an E-mail or throw a can of Red Bull at them

[Poledriver]

The translation of this one appealed to me in my hotel in St. Petersburg!

[poo at Paul's]

HOGEPH said:

poo at Paul's said:

A large house near me that has a huge red sign with white writing on (looks like a proper H and S sign) saying "Caution, Domestic Pets".

I presume it means dont run them over, but it always tickles me the thought of a burlar thinking "fk me, they've got a cat"

Maybe they have a ninja cat?

Flipping heck! A Ninja cat that looks like Hitler! How flipping scary is that!