Would you tell your mate if....

[Magog]

... you had found out that his ex girlfriend had had a lesbian contretemps with one of his former conquests in the bath at a houseparty?

I'm not sure if he would be amused/dissapointed/jealous/upset that he missed out on a potential threesome

Sorry of this lowers the tone, but i felt it too good a moral quandary to not share with the lounge.

[Reload]

Yeah, tell him. He might be able to get in on it.


I once remember one of my mates ex's coming over to us in the pub and saying "Look, there's something I think you should know. I've started seeing a girl from Uni."

My mate took a sip of his pint, slowly shook his head and replied "Well. That's a waste."

[Cock Womble 7]

Magog said:

that he missed out on a potential threesome

Would the three of them fit in the bath?

[GingerWizard]

yep, i'd mug him off and tell him he pathetic man vegatable has actually made a women not want it from men any more.

[Cock Womble 7]

GingerWizard said:

yep, i'd mug him off and tell him he pathetic man vegatable has actually made a women not want it from men any more.

Oh, good angle.

Crap spelling, but good angle.

[Magog]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Magog said:

that he missed out on a potential threesome

Would the three of them fit in the bath?

I guess not, though the two girls concerned are quite petite. I'm pretty certain there wouldn't be room left for all the tripods and camera gear though.

[bob1179]

I had two girls in a bath once, it was wonderful soapy sexual excellence and I went on for hours like a sex god.

















The above comment may be entirely made up.

[SeeFive]

Magog said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Magog said:

that he missed out on a potential threesome

Would the three of them fit in the bath?

I guess not, though the two girls concerned are quite petite. I'm pretty certain there wouldn't be room left for all the tripods and camera gear though.

I am sure that they would in mine - it is quite wide.

I'll charge the video camera, get them to PM me after you break the news to him.

[Jag-D]

bob1179 said:

I had two girls in a bath once, it was wonderful soapy sexual excellence and I went on for hours like a sex god.

















The above comment may be entirely made up.

indeed

It was most likely a sea of frothy beer vomit and two russian tanker drivers named Vladymir and Ivan

with me on the camera

[Magog]

GingerWizard said:

yep, i'd mug him off and tell him he pathetic man vegatable has actually made a women not want it from men any more.

This is the thing, his most recent ex-girlfriend has gone all Lesbian/Bisexual as well. He's a bit of a hit with the ladies usually though, a smalltime provincial Harry Flashman as it were. I suspect his vanity would tell him that they couldn't find a man up to his standards and hence went for the only option...

[goldblum]

So two of his ex's get it together in the bath?

Yeah tell him,but why should he care?

[snowy slopes]

Would i tell said person? Nope, but only if the rug munchers allow me to video it, then i could show him later in front of all his mates.

































In reality i have no friends and hence this situation would not arise

[Cock Womble 7]

Magog said:

his vanity would tell him that they couldn't find a man up to his standards and hence went for the only option...

To be fair to the guy, I get this a lot too.

I guess once they've had a bit of Baz, any subsequent normal man just isn't going to cut the mustard, so they give up and jump on the other bus.




NB: No actual mustard was ever involved, it's just a turn of phrase. Mayonnaise, coleslaw, Swarfega and Angel Delight yes, but never mustard - that st stings.

[Famous Graham]

Magog said:

a lesbian contretemps

Is that where they slap each other in the face with dildos whilst they're arguing?

[Magog]

[redacted]

[sleep envy]

Magog said:

... you had found out that his ex girlfriend had had a lesbian contretemps with one of his former conquests in the bath at a houseparty?

I'm not sure if he would be amused/dissapointed/jealous/upset that he missed out on a potential threesome

Sorry of this lowers the tone, but i felt it too good a moral quandary to not share with the lounge.

have been in this situation before - I kept my mouth shut, no need to cause unneccessary fuss for what amounts to nothing

it did make me stop a think for a while though

[gilla]

ROFL - as I've said before I met my current gf with another bird I was seeing and they were getting it on that night... (not naked incidentally ) not an issue - tell him!! Tons of women have a play with other women - it ain't even a threat until they leave you for one

[bob1179]

Jag-D said:

bob1179 said:

I had two girls in a bath once, it was wonderful soapy sexual excellence and I went on for hours like a sex god.

















The above comment may be entirely made up.

indeed

It was most likely a sea of frothy beer vomit and two russian tanker drivers named Vladymir and Ivan

with me on the camera

You bad, bad, man.

[Magog]

sleep envy said:

have been in this situation before - I kept my mouth shut, no need to cause unneccessary fuss for what amounts to nothing

it did make me stop a think for a while though

I think your probably right, the thing is that all of our friends will/do know and it will be one of those situations where no one really wants to tell him but he will probably find out eventually, but it might be a few weeks/months down the line when everyone's been cracking jokes about it etc when he's not around. Seems a bit harsh to me.

[sleep envy]

Magog said:

sleep envy said:

have been in this situation before - I kept my mouth shut, no need to cause unneccessary fuss for what amounts to nothing

it did make me stop a think for a while though

I think your probably right, the thing is that all of our friends will/do know and it will be one of those situations where no one really wants to tell him but he will probably find out eventually, but it might be a few weeks/months down the line when everyone's been cracking jokes about it etc when he's not around. Seems a bit harsh to me.

if someone else mentions it just play dumb and ask if it's really true - if the story does break you can just say you didn't know, so and so blabbed it thus leaving you well and truly in the clear

machiavelli ain't got a thing on me