Scousers to Join Ferrari

[danger mouse]

Apologies if this is a re-post, but I was sent it today by the FiL and made me laugh... thankfully it's not as offensively racist (if you consider the residents of Liverpool as a race apart) as his usual fayre, so I thought I'd share.

SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 1 hour, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

[TXWRX]

used to be coulthards bird in the shower but otherwise the joke is the same, tis not a bad one though

[Don1]

NeMiSiS said:

Now THAT's funny.

[Life Saab Itch]

TXWRX said:

used to be coulthards bird in the shower but otherwise the joke is the same, tis not a bad one though

It was Bette Hill when I first heard it.

[yoof full chav]

Life Saab Itch said:

TXWRX said:

used to be coulthards bird in the shower but otherwise the joke is the same, tis not a bad one though

It was Bette Hill when I first heard it.

I call bullst on that LSI, you aren't old enough to have heard the joke when it was Bette Hill

[phil-sti]

NeMiSiS said:

[RemainAllHoof]

NeMiSiS said:

[Pothole]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8307749.stm


CAR CRIME HOTSPOTS
BR7 Chislehurst, south-east London
TS28 Wingate, Durham
IG4 Redbridge, east London
DN7 Hatfield, Doncaster
M3 Manchester city centre
BS29 Banwell, Somerset
BD1 Bradford city centre
S2 Arbourthorne, Sheffield
NP24 New Tredegar, Newport, south Wales
RM7 Romford centre, east London
IG9 Buckhurst Hill, Essex
IG8 Woodford Green, north London
M4 Ancoats, Manchester
CF34 Cathays, Cardiff
S13 Handsworth, Sheffield
LS15 Barwick In Elmet & Cross Gates, Leeds
NR23 Wells-Next-The-Sea, Norfolk
DN8 Thorne, Doncaster
RM11 Hornchurch, Essex
RM13 Rainham, east London

tt.

[Asterix]

NeMiSiS said:

Haha

[Life Saab Itch]

yoof full chav said:

I call bullst on that LSI, you aren't old enough to have heard the joke when it was Bette Hill

Shhhhhh!

[yoof full chav]

Life Saab Itch said:

yoof full chav said:

I call bullst on that LSI, you aren't old enough to have heard the joke when it was Bette Hill

Shhhhhh!

Oh whoops, sorry

[danger mouse]

Life Saab Itch said:

yoof full chav said:

I call bullst on that LSI, you aren't old enough to have heard the joke when it was Bette Hill

Shhhhhh!

Pothole said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8307749.stm


CAR CRIME HOTSPOTS
BR7 Chislehurst, south-east London
TS28 Wingate, Durham
IG4 Redbridge, east London
DN7 Hatfield, Doncaster
M3 Manchester city centre
BS29 Banwell, Somerset
BD1 Bradford city centre
S2 Arbourthorne, Sheffield
NP24 New Tredegar, Newport, south Wales
RM7 Romford centre, east London
IG9 Buckhurst Hill, Essex
IG8 Woodford Green, north London
M4 Ancoats, Manchester
CF34 Cathays, Cardiff
S13 Handsworth, Sheffield
LS15 Barwick In Elmet & Cross Gates, Leeds
NR23 Wells-Next-The-Sea, Norfolk
DN8 Thorne, Doncaster
RM11 Hornchurch, Essex
RM13 Rainham, east London

tt.

Calm down dear, it's just a joke.

Skoda jokes are still funny apparently too, but there is nothing funny, boring mostly, about a Skoda these days, but sometimes even I laugh at them.

Surprised Fleetwood isn't on that list actually. It will only be reported crime though, maybe they've stopped bothering in L'pool.

[CharlieHotel]

I'm from Toxteth.
5.8 seconds is the record but it wasn't recorded officially.

[g3org3y]

NeMiSiS said:

[Carfiend]

[hornetrider]

^^^

[wackojacko]

[Rouleur]