Shaving someones head

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thebluemonkey

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1,296 posts

241 months

Thursday 13th May 2004
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If I was to shave someones head as a prank whilst they were dead drunk or even just pretty out of it would there be any legal comeback ?
Now whilst I would hope that no decent police officer would bother pursuing me the problem is that his Dad's a lawyer, who doesn't like me. I just want to see what the most trouble I could get in is so I can weight it up.

hedders

24,460 posts

248 months

Thursday 13th May 2004
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My mate asked me to shave his head once, and I have a hard time believing that you shave someones head while they are asleep without cutting them or causing them some discomfort, therefore there could be an assault charge at the very least.

I would not advise pulling this stunt unless you think he will laugh about it, I would kill the man who did it to me


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CarZee

13,382 posts

268 months

Thursday 13th May 2004
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Not sure what it'd come under, but common assault covers all manner of sins in this category.

You won't end up in prison with Bubba, in short, unless you're currently released on license.

Edited to advise that if you did it to me I'd kick seven shades of shite out of you as a starter for 10 and then your life would really start to go downhill.

>> Edited by CarZee on Thursday 13th May 19:04

Timsta

2,779 posts

247 months

Thursday 13th May 2004
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CarZee said:
Not sure what it'd come under, but common assault covers all manner of sins in this category.

You won't end up in prison with Bubba, in short, unless you're currently released on license.

Edited to advise that if you did it to me I'd kick seven shades of shite out of you as a starter for 10 and then your life would really start to go downhill.

>> Edited by CarZee on Thursday 13th May 19:04


I was speaking to a BiB about a month ago and was told that drawing on someone was assault. So, yes, I guess that shaving their head would fall under assult.

rhinocar

29 posts

242 months

Thursday 13th May 2004
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Assault by beating, possibly ABH.
I once defended a woman who after what she regarded as a bad hair cut went round to the stylist's home and gave her a bad hair-cut in revenge. She was charged with ABH.
So I don't really recommend it.

julianhj

8,749 posts

263 months

Thursday 13th May 2004
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rhinocar said:
Assault by beating, possibly ABH.
I once defended a woman who after what she regarded as a bad hair cut went round to the stylist's home and gave her a bad hair-cut in revenge. She was charged with ABH.
So I don't really recommend it.


Was she convicted? If so, what did she get?

thebluemonkey

Original Poster:

1,296 posts

241 months

Thursday 13th May 2004
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Thanks for the replies. It was what I was expecting but I wanted to make sure there were no loopholes. Thanks again.

cortinaman

3,230 posts

254 months

Thursday 13th May 2004
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just shave his eyebrows mate!

thebluemonkey

Original Poster:

1,296 posts

241 months

Thursday 13th May 2004
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Problem is with that is, still done for assault and only done half the job, might aswell go the full hog. But cheers anyway.

paolow

3,218 posts

259 months

Friday 14th May 2004
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cortinaman said:
just shave his eyebrows mate!


no no no - just shave one of them off so he has the option of doing the other to match or talking to people sideways so they dont notice!
loads more mileage in doing just the one.

gone

6,649 posts

264 months

Friday 14th May 2004
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rhinocar said:
Assault by beating, possibly ABH.
I once defended a woman who after what she regarded as a bad hair cut went round to the stylist's home and gave her a bad hair-cut in revenge. She was charged with ABH.
So I don't really recommend it.


It would not be ABH because that requires the 'breaking of the whole skin'. It would most certainly be Common Assault and could even be Criminal Damage if the hair happened to be a 'rug' or an extremely expensive cut which was lost due to the removal of the said barnet!

Mad Dave

7,158 posts

264 months

Friday 14th May 2004
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I dont have any advice, but a chap on here who goes by the name of StevieJay, did this exact thing to me whilst i was unconscious (v v drunk). The b@stard shaved a stripe right up the back of my head - it wasnt even a Number 1, the guards were off so i was almost bald!

I havent forgotten Steve hehehe

pdV6

16,442 posts

262 months

Friday 14th May 2004
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julianhj said:

Was she convicted? If so, what did she get?

A wig...

Gets coat and leaves

swilly

9,699 posts

275 months

Friday 14th May 2004
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There was a news story, which may have surfaced on PH at some point, of a kid that squirted some old sour puss bag with water from a water pistol.

The old bag reported the kid and subsequently he got done for assault.

So, anything is possible in the twisted world of the law.

pdV6

16,442 posts

262 months

Friday 14th May 2004
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Re: eyebrows. I once had 1/2 an eyebrow shaved whilst in, er, a sound sleep . Definately have to agree that the only solution is to do the other one to match!

lanciachris

3,357 posts

242 months

Friday 14th May 2004
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Actually, its GBH if you break the skin, abh if you dont.

But just do it anyway, whos going to sue over something like that?

rhinocar

29 posts

242 months

Friday 14th May 2004
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Sorry,

GBH = serious damage (no break of the skin required)

Wounding = break of the whole skin

ABH = any damage other than trifling damage.

Assault by beating = any applicattion of force.

rhinocar

29 posts

242 months

Friday 14th May 2004
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julianhj said:

rhinocar said:
Assault by beating, possibly ABH.
I once defended a woman who after what she regarded as a bad hair cut went round to the stylist's home and gave her a bad hair-cut in revenge. She was charged with ABH.
So I don't really recommend it.



Was she convicted? If so, what did she get?


She was and she got some sort of a community penalty.

rhinocar

29 posts

242 months

Friday 14th May 2004
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gone said:

rhinocar said:
Assault by beating, possibly ABH.
I once defended a woman who after what she regarded as a bad hair cut went round to the stylist's home and gave her a bad hair-cut in revenge. She was charged with ABH.
So I don't really recommend it.



It would not be ABH because that requires the 'breaking of the whole skin'. It would most certainly be Common Assault and could even be Criminal Damage if the hair happened to be a 'rug' or an extremely expensive cut which was lost due to the removal of the said barnet!


Can't criminaly damage living organism. Or interestingly steal it unless work has been done on it (ie embalming a corpse) Hence the case of the guy who gave a urine sample, changed his mind, grabbed it back and drank it. He was aquitted of theft.

gone

6,649 posts

264 months

Sunday 16th May 2004
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rhinocar said:

gone said:


rhinocar said:
Assault by beating, possibly ABH.
I once defended a woman who after what she regarded as a bad hair cut went round to the stylist's home and gave her a bad hair-cut in revenge. She was charged with ABH.
So I don't really recommend it.




It would not be ABH because that requires the 'breaking of the whole skin'. It would most certainly be Common Assault and could even be Criminal Damage if the hair happened to be a 'rug' or an extremely expensive cut which was lost due to the removal of the said barnet!



Can't criminaly damage living organism. Or interestingly steal it unless work has been done on it (ie embalming a corpse) Hence the case of the guy who gave a urine sample, changed his mind, grabbed it back and drank it. He was aquitted of theft.


What about you shooting my cat?!!!!!!!
My cat was living until you shot it!

Sorry to disappoint you but you can criminally damge living things