Police stole my bong!

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spitfire123

Original Poster:

21 posts

154 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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I'm a student, and returned home from work today to see my door bashed in, and a note from the police. Turns out my downstairs neighbour called them out because of a leaking pipe. Great.

The thing that annoys me is that my bong is now missing. I know I shouldn't have a bong, but can the police really enter my house on an unrelated manner and take my bong? It isn't a cheap one, and I'm pretty pissed off just now.

There's a contact number on the card and letter the police left, and nothing else has been disturbed apart from my bong being stolen and my water supply being turned off. I've called my landlord who is coming round this evening to investigate. I'm not ducking responsibility for the leaking pipe, although I've only been in this flat for a few weeks and it appears to be a pipe under the floorboards - but I'm leaving that side of things in my landlords hands.

I'm pretty seething about my bong though. Can the police just take it, having required access to my house on a totally unrelated matter? It was in the middle of the living room and not hidden, and nothing illegal was in the house. I've half a mind to demand it back when I call them (after having spoken to my landlord), but if they're that bold to just take it without even leaving a note, there's no guessing what other games they might want to play.

Any advice is gratefully received!

sleep envy

62,260 posts

249 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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are you aware of a particularly large drugs seizures in your area by plod?

that may explain it

simoid

19,772 posts

158 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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Is it legal to possess a bong?

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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rofl Yes, you just phone them right up and ask for it back.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

270 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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If it's used it will contain traces of a controlled substance on it.

If they give it back to you, you will then be in posession of a controlled substance and they will probably nick you.

You utter plank.

DPX

1,027 posts

200 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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OK for the over 21's on this site what the hell is a "Bong"

Plotloss

67,280 posts

270 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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DPX said:
OK for the over 21's on this site what the hell is a "Bong"
Also known as a hookah.

A device for smoking combustible substances through water.

DPX

1,027 posts

200 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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EEEK I have a least 5 in the house used for vases . Used by wife when she finds a nice single flower in the garden .

She got the idea many yeaars ago while brat (-e -s) freeding due to surplus production.

Times change.


Jimmyarm

1,962 posts

178 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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Assuming you have used it then I would be keeping quiet.

If not, ask for it back...

Most Dope

1,541 posts

172 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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rofl

Ring the number and tell them you want your bong back, if it's legal buy it must be legal to own*.

I bet you could do with a quick hit now, eh tongue out


*= probably

Deva Link

26,934 posts

245 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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Did the Police leave the property secured - maybe someone else entered the flat and nicked your bong?

m3jappa

6,431 posts

218 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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Better than leaving a stack of porn on the side for your mum and dad to see when your 16 years old and the police have a little sniff around.

Red faces all round biglaugh

amir_j

3,579 posts

201 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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How about replacing it with a troll bong...


Maximum bobs

3,762 posts

218 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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m3jappa said:
Better than leaving a stack of porn on the side for your mum and dad to see when your 16 years old and the police have a little sniff around.

Red faces all round biglaugh
Bloody plumber nicked mine. I was about 16 & had a couple of Penthouses hidden in a stack of other not porn magazines. The plumbers came round for about a week to install some central heating & one of the gits nicked me porn. furious

mph1977

12,467 posts

168 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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Most Dope said:
rofl

Ring the number and tell them you want your bong back, if it's legal buy it must be legal to own*.

I bet you could do with a quick hit now, eh tongue out


*= probably
legal to own, legal to possess as long as it doesn't stink of cannabis ...

hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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I think plenty of people have ornamental 'sheesha pipes'... I know we have. Demand it back.

spitfire123

Original Poster:

21 posts

154 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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My landlord has come round, spoken to the downstairs neighbour, and is going to call the police tomorrow. I haven't mentioned the bong.

I know using a bong, even in the privacy of your own home, is still illegal. It still pisses me off that they just took it without leaving any note, after forcefully entering my house on an unrelated manner. If I were using the bong outside, or neighbours complained of the smell, I could understand, but this takes the biscuit. It's rarely used anyway, and is more of an ornament on the coffee table. It cost over 80 quid and other than trace amounts perhaps in the water or gauze, has nothing illegal in it. Will they really send it off to the forensics lab?

I know to many this will seem like going to the police to complain a drug dealer ripped me off or something, but isn't there an argument for discretion in this case? Entering a member of the publics house while he isn't home. If they found a load of plants growing or something, I can understand, but c'mon. I'm seriously considering going into the police station to lodge a complaint and ask for my bong back.

edit: I know using a bong isn't illegal, but I "used" my bong. I'm an otherwise law abiding student and even hope to join the police one day.

Edited by spitfire123 on Wednesday 24th August 21:18

John145

2,447 posts

156 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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So you are a good criminal? One rule for some another for others? Demand it back, I'd love to see an update.

spitfire123

Original Poster:

21 posts

154 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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John145 said:
So you are a good criminal? One rule for some another for others?
Are you a criminal?

Have you ever downloaded from PirateBay or recorded Coronation Street on a VCR? How would you feel if the police broke down your door, saw your laptop, and decided to just take it because it could be used for torrenting? Or took your VCR because it could have been used to record Eastenders?

Oh, your car could be used to commit many crimes. Let them speculatively take that too.







rs1952

5,247 posts

259 months

Wednesday 24th August 2011
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DPX said:
OK for the over 21's on this site what the hell is a "Bong"
So now we've been told.

But for the over 55s on this site, after reading the title of this thread I've now got a variation on Billy Cotton's theme tune "Somebody stole my Gal" going through my head ....

shout Wakey Wakey!!!!!! getmecoat