Police stole my bong!

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oldsoak

5,618 posts

203 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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spitfire123 said:
............ or being hunted by the NSA for owning a bong.
Would the National Student Association even be bothered about such a thing?

spitfire123

Original Poster:

21 posts

155 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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oldsoak said:
Would the National Student Association even be bothered about such a thing?
Have a laugh


Dibble

12,938 posts

241 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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OP, instead of continuing to get your panties in a bunch, you might like to have a look at s19 of PACE 1984.

Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 said:
19 General power of seizure etc.

(1) The powers conferred by subsections (2), (3) and (4) below are exercisable by a constable who is lawfully on any premises.

(2) The constable may seize anything which is on the premises if he has reasonable grounds for believing—(a)that it has been obtained in consequence of the commission of an offence; and(b)that it is necessary to seize it in order to prevent it being concealed, lost, damaged, altered or destroyed.

(3) The constable may seize anything which is on the premises if he has reasonable grounds for believing—

(a) that it is evidence in relation to an offence which he is investigating or any other offence; and

(b) that it is necessary to seize it in order to prevent the evidence being concealed, lost, altered or destroyed.
My bold, above.

I haven't included part (4), as that relates to electronic data being put into a format that can be "taken away". Haymarket may end up doing that later, I guess.

BertieWooster

3,295 posts

165 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Soovy said:
And thanks for cheering me right up during a particularly boring afternoon!

rofl
+1 biggrin

Bertie W

Soovy

35,829 posts

272 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Dibble said:
OP, instead of continuing to get your panties in a bunch, you might like to have a look at s19 of PACE 1984.

Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 said:
19 General power of seizure etc.

(1) The powers conferred by subsections (2), (3) and (4) below are exercisable by a constable who is lawfully on any premises.

(2) The constable may seize anything which is on the premises if he has reasonable grounds for believing—(a)that it has been obtained in consequence of the commission of an offence; and(b)that it is necessary to seize it in order to prevent it being concealed, lost, damaged, altered or destroyed.

(3) The constable may seize anything which is on the premises if he has reasonable grounds for believing—

(a) that it is evidence in relation to an offence which he is investigating or any other offence; and

(b) that it is necessary to seize it in order to prevent the evidence being concealed, lost, altered or destroyed.
My bold, above.

I haven't included part (4), as that relates to electronic data being put into a format that can be "taken away". Haymarket may end up doing that later, I guess.
hehe

Take him down.

Dibble

12,938 posts

241 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Do they make those in *ahem* a "medium"? Maybe a large?

Soovy

35,829 posts

272 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Dibble said:


Do they make those in *ahem* a "medium"? Maybe a large?
thumbup


Any advance on large, anyone?


spitfire123

Original Poster:

21 posts

155 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Dibble said:
OP, instead of continuing to get your panties in a bunch, you might like to have a look at s19 of PACE 1984.

Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 said:
TL;DR
My bold, above.

I haven't included part (4), as that relates to electronic data being put into a format that can be "taken away". Haymarket may end up doing that later, I guess.
Did you take my bong?

Elroy Blue

8,689 posts

193 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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spitfire123 said:
I bet it's not even been logged anywhere and the policeman took it for his own use.
You really are a tard!

Podie

46,630 posts

276 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Soovy said:
spitfire123 said:
Soovy said:
Dibble - am I alone in thinking that someone who

(a) admits using illegal drugs
(b) posts his name on this website; and
(c) then posts where he lives as well

might (just potentially) be an easy bust?!


rofl
Good luck with that.

"All units, be on the lookout for a guy known as Spitfire123, who doesn't live near some cemetary, and has admitted to having a bong that may have micro deposits of a banned substance on it".

Oh, and I'm behind 7 proxies.
DUDE, YOU'VE GOT YOUR NAME, SURNAME, AND LOCALITY ON YOUR PROFILE.

rofl

Name: Hayden Atkins
Member Since: 13th June 2011
Total Posts: 15
Region: NORTH HINKSEY


yikes

shoutMCFLY!!!


Jesus T1ttyf cking Christ, what a criminal mastermind.


Edited by Soovy on Thursday 25th August 15:34
...and the cozzers have been to your place today.


Still, I reckon the neighbours nicked it. hehe

Dibble

12,938 posts

241 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Soovy said:
Take him down.
There are plenty of PHers much more tech savvy than I am that would be able to dig up the usual dirt on a poster and "out" him (or her), should they so desire (which for clarity I'm not at all suggesting they do).

Me? If I could be arsed, I'd go the traditional route of a quick entry in one of the national internal Police bulletins, asking whether, oooh, I don't know, had anyone recently bashed in a flat door to stop a water leak, and taken a bong while they were there, suspecting it was evidence of drug use? Because if you have, have a look at this link [insert link to this thread here], then if he ever does apply, file in the round one under the desk.

Or consider arresting him for a minty fresh fraud by false representation...



spitfire123

Original Poster:

21 posts

155 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Elroy Blue said:
spitfire123 said:
I bet it's not even been logged anywhere and the policeman took it for his own use.
You really are a tard!
So how are you finding my bong? I had to patch the seal with a bit of rubber cement a few months ago, but it still works fine. Are you going to give me it back?

Soovy

35,829 posts

272 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Dibble said:
Or consider arresting him for a minty fresh fraud by false representation...
We love it when you go all masterful

hehe

Dibble

12,938 posts

241 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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spitfire123 said:
Dibble said:
OP, instead of continuing to get your panties in a bunch, you might like to have a look at s19 of PACE 1984.

Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 said:
TL;DR
My bold, above.

I haven't included part (4), as that relates to electronic data being put into a format that can be "taken away". Haymarket may end up doing that later, I guess.
Did you take my bong?
Yes. Yes, I did.

And when I've smoked a dozen or so nine bars' worth through it, and I'm completely off my tits, I'll be nearly ready to spout as much bks as you do.

spitfire123

Original Poster:

21 posts

155 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Dibble said:
There are plenty of PHers much more tech savvy than I am that would be able to dig up the usual dirt on a poster and "out" him (or her), should they so desire (which for clarity I'm not at all suggesting they do).

Me? If I could be arsed, I'd go the traditional route of a quick entry in one of the national internal Police bulletins, asking whether, oooh, I don't know, had anyone recently bashed in a flat door to stop a water leak, and taken a bong while they were there, suspecting it was evidence of drug use? Because if you have, have a look at this link [insert link to this thread here], then if he ever does apply, file in the round one under the desk.

Or consider arresting him for a minty fresh fraud by false representation...
Yep, you could, and I don't want to get into trouble over this.

Thanks for the advice everyone.

Dibble

12,938 posts

241 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Soovy said:
thumbup


Any advance on large, anyone?
Those diet pills I nicked before the keyholder turned up when we went to that pharmacy break in a few nights back aren't as good as they make out you know...

wink

Soovy

35,829 posts

272 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Dibble said:
spitfire123 said:
Dibble said:
OP, instead of continuing to get your panties in a bunch, you might like to have a look at s19 of PACE 1984.

Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 said:
TL;DR
My bold, above.

I haven't included part (4), as that relates to electronic data being put into a format that can be "taken away". Haymarket may end up doing that later, I guess.
Did you take my bong?
Yes. Yes, I did.

And when I've smoked a dozen or so nine bars' worth through it, and I'm completely off my tits, I'll be nearly ready to spout as much bks as you do.
Dibble earlier. Probably.





Edited by Soovy on Thursday 25th August 16:23

Dibble

12,938 posts

241 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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spitfire123 said:
Yep, you could, and I don't want to get into trouble over this.

Thanks for the advice everyone.
Oooh, would that scraping sound be you, winding your neck in?

Soovy

35,829 posts

272 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Dibble said:
spitfire123 said:
Yep, you could, and I don't want to get into trouble over this.

Thanks for the advice everyone.
Oooh, would that scraping sound be you, winding your neck in?
Dibble, we've both been on here for a while.

Can I just say that I hope to Christ you never pull me over.

hehe

fluffnik

20,156 posts

228 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Elroy Blue said:
fluffnik said:
Theft is theft.

Report it, it's a REAL crime.
14,163 identical posts. This must be a record. Do you talk like this in real life.
I'd have thought that someone with professionally honed powers of observation like yourself would have noticed that the pernicious evil that is prohibition is just one of several subjects upon which I opine.

No good whatsoever is served by stealing the OP's bong, but then no good whatsoever is served by maintaining the prohibition on cannabis.