Want a laugh?

Author
Discussion

Cooperman

Original Poster:

4,428 posts

251 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
If anyone wants a laugh at a scamera partnership's expense, take a look at the Cumbria Safety Camera Forum and go to the 'Overtaking Safely' thread.
They are digging themselves such a big hole it's unbelievable.
Join in too for more sport.

Streetcop

5,907 posts

239 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
You're baiting him Cooperman...

Wonder what the response will be..

Marki

15,763 posts

271 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
LINK PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Streetcop

5,907 posts

239 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
I found it on google, if this link doesn't work.

www.cumbriasafetycameras.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=584

Cooperman

Original Poster:

4,428 posts

251 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
I loved Mr. Callaghan's comments that overtaking accidents happen most often on straight bits of road (to paraphrase). Funny, aircaft take off and landing accidents happen most often on runways, how surprising.
They need baiting and after putting both feet in on overtaking safely on straight roads, they tried to say that it's the dips in the roads which cause the accidents. Then they said that the dips have double white lines. Then one of their police officers said that it was best to overtake as quickly as possible. Then Mr. C. said that you shouldn't overtake if you could not do so without exceeding 60 mph.
When it was pointed out that on a long straight you would have to lift-off during the overtake to stay within 60 and thus be on the wrong side of the road for longer he said that was stupid.
Come on, lads, register on there and give them some more stick on this. It's just what they deserve!
There is another good thread about a stolen speed camera as well.

WildCat

8,369 posts

244 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
Some of our guys (Honest - guv - the "WildKatzen" on there - is not me posting - but they are related to me ) They sat down together the other day and decided to make Steve "cough and splutter a bit!"

They are getting claws into our Steve on the "Non compliance" thread!

I have read these gems! And admit - am egging them on!

They asked him to define COAST and told him it does not stand for "Caught Out At Speed Trap!" either!

Programmes about increased hit and runs are "nonsense". They got him to contradict himself (and it appears to be easy to do so) on the thread about tickets and emergency vehicles, and he dismissed their post about driver education as "sheer nonsense not worth replying to" and edited a post that contained naughty words "blinkin' scams " as inappropriate language!

You are right Cooperman - it is entertaining stuff! He is a great guy! Our "Wildkatzen" (brother and sister team) are having a fur ball on there!

gh0st

4,693 posts

259 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
Little bit from Steve that says

"Newspapers basically print what they like"

Well so do you Steve, you arrogant !!!!!!

jacko lah

3,297 posts

250 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
Oh the open and informative debate. I love it.



The real issue in cumbria is that they let caravans on the roads FFS.

And caravans, lorries and tractors ignore the highway code which tells them to pull over if they is a queue of traffic behind them. Do they ever ? No.



Cooperman

Original Poster:

4,428 posts

251 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
Hi Wildcat,
They didn't like it when I described it as the Cumbria Silly Camera Partnership and have threatened all sorts of actions against me for my having a jammer.
JT seems to really get to the point and I love winding Steve Callaghan up until he trips over. JJ is quick on the case when it suits him, but is confrontational to the point of being silly, whilst Ian is a Mr. Plod who spouts the party line, but who, in reality, probably realises the truth of much of what we say. Ian has to protect his overtime sitting in the scammer van as well, and hates it when we say this.
I loved it when Ian said that he spends 40 hours a week trying to address the real causes of accidents, then the reply was that he then sits in a scammer van taking pictures of ordinary drivers a bit over the limit on overtime!
So, come on everyone, forget moaning on here and register to hit the real scammers with your comments. It's great fun, isn't it Wildcat.

BliarOut

72,857 posts

240 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
There's a poster on there with my name now

Cooperman

Original Poster:

4,428 posts

251 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
Let's have some more.
That Forum needs the sort of friends we have on here to really wind up the Silly Camera Partnership.
They are getting a lot of well-deserved stick these days.

ultimasimon

9,641 posts

259 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
Cooperman said:
Let's have some more.
That Forum needs the sort of friends we have on here to really wind up the Silly Camera Partnership.
They are getting a lot of well-deserved stick these days.



Yes, but lets not go over the top as we have a viable and real debate - it would be a shame to ruin the points already mentioned.

BliarOut said:
There's a poster on there with my name now


There's a poster on there with a similar name to mine now

ulsimon

>> Edited by ultimasimon on Thursday 8th July 16:32

BliarOut

72,857 posts

240 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
ultimasimon said:

Cooperman said:
Let's have some more.
That Forum needs the sort of friends we have on here to really wind up the Silly Camera Partnership.
They are getting a lot of well-deserved stick these days.




Yes, but lets not go over the top as we have a viable and real debate - it would be a shame to ruin the points already mentioned.


BliarOut said:
There's a poster on there with my name now



There's a poster on there with a similar name to mine now

ulsimon

>> Edited by ultimasimon on Thursday 8th July 16:32


Kinda figured that was you

I don't think they are going to like me there, do they have a sin bin?

WildCat

8,369 posts

244 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
Cooperman said:
Hi Wildcat,
They didn't like it when I described it as the Cumbria Silly Camera Partnership and have threatened all sorts of actions against me for my having a jammer.



Don't think he likes us either - but then they do not like common sense and find truth a bit hard to handle - look at what he said when he appeared on here!




Copperman said:

JT seems to really get to the point and I love winding Steve Callaghan up until he trips over.



It is so easy too - ain't it!




Cooperman said:

JJ is quick on the case when it suits him, but is confrontational to the point of being silly, whilst Ian is a Mr. Plod who spouts the party line, but who, in reality, probably realises the truth of much of what we say. Ian has to protect his overtime sitting in the scammer van as well, and hates it when we say this.


True! Too true! The wild cats are 'avin' a good larf on there!

Copperman said:

I loved it when Ian said that he spends 40 hours a week trying to address the real causes of accidents, then the reply was that he then sits in a scammer van taking pictures of ordinary drivers a bit over the limit on overtime!




:rofl;

He is not real! They are not real! And they zap anything that moves too!

Cooperman said:

So, come on everyone, forget moaning on here and register to hit the real scammers with your comments. It's great fun, isn't it Wildcat.




>> Edited by WildCat on Thursday 8th July 19:30

ftasb

229 posts

240 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
Words almost fail me this time. They are having a laugh?. Please tell me they are having a laugh.
So we either don't overtake at all, wait until there is a dual carriageway, or creep past at a speed difference of about 3 mph.?? This is safer ???? Does his Mum take him to work in a pushchair or is he the driver of a Beige snail making everyone else all angry and impatient??.

deltaf

6,806 posts

254 months

Thursday 8th July 2004
quotequote all
Nope, he's just an ass with a cushy job, and he'll say anything to protect his big fat income.

ariel

423 posts

259 months

Friday 9th July 2004
quotequote all
Exactly my thoughts deltaf. A nice fat income with a nice fat pension blinkers Steve C to just how bad his arguments and chosen profession is. He does seem to be spinning himself in knots though, don't you think.

streaky

19,311 posts

250 months

Friday 9th July 2004
quotequote all
Cooperman said:
I loved Mr. Callaghan's comments that overtaking accidents happen most often on straight bits of road (to paraphrase). Funny, aircaft take off and landing accidents happen most often on runways, how surprising.

Well, some (but by no means all) might start on the runway, but they most commonly finish up (the "crash site") off the runway. Where did the accident "happen"?

I do not think it is accurate to draw any comparison between aircraft T/L crashes and (straight) road crashes.

A senior AAIB investigator remarked to me that the words of (Sir) Stirling Moss after his Goodwood crash resounded with him; Moss said (something along the lines of), "I veered across the track onto the grass, then back onto the grass on the other side, then back again, rode up the bank, turned over, came down, rolled again; then I lost control!"

Streaky

>> Edited by streaky on Wednesday 14th July 13:19

ftasb

229 posts

240 months

Friday 9th July 2004
quotequote all
I suppose it is difficult seeing what is going on in the real world when you have your head up your own behind. I refer of course to Mr. Myopia of Cumbria Scamera fame.

racketman

1,940 posts

247 months

Friday 9th July 2004
quotequote all
i liken scamera steve to comical ali!!