MOT fail.......

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Upatdawn

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2,184 posts

149 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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woodworm



glenrobbo

35,299 posts

151 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Did it fail because there's no gaffer tape binding the split end of the wood? :-D

Humper

946 posts

163 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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glenrobbo said:
Did it fail because there's no gaffer tape binding the split end of the wood? :-D
That would be a fail too, minimum requirement is cable ties smile

backwoodsman

2,469 posts

130 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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That is a bark ing mad repair.

Yew, wooden believe anyone could be so stupid.

They should be given the birch.

glenrobbo

35,299 posts

151 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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backwoodsman said:
That is a bark ing mad repair.

Yew, wooden believe anyone could be so stupid.

They should be given the birch.
Your PH handle is perfect for this thread biggrin

What kind of plank would do a thing like that?
Everyone knows that ply is much stronger!

EskimoArapaho

5,135 posts

136 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Some people drive a 4x4; this guy drives a 2x4.

Upatdawn

Original Poster:

2,184 posts

149 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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You all missed the obvious one



the BUSHES have gone

BertBert

19,079 posts

212 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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a wooden car that wooden go

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

171 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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It's obviously an executive car, it's got lumber support.

calibrax

4,788 posts

212 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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Clearly done by a branch of Kwik-Fit.

Jimmy No Hands

5,011 posts

157 months

Wednesday 15th April 2015
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I thought we'd come a long way from leaf springs?

Perd Hapley

1,750 posts

174 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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Give the guy a break. Do you think suspension components grow on trees?

dudleybloke

19,867 posts

187 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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I'm sycamore tree puns.
That repair looks oak kay to me as it won't rust after driving on the beech.
The rest needs a good sprucing up though.

CMYKguru

3,017 posts

176 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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Don't take A FENCE or the NEEDLE , but I can't believe anyone would do that. absolutely BARKING

Maybe they thought you wouldn't TWIG.

Might want to BRANCH out and RING a decent repairer.

Hope they don't LEVEE too much expense and you end up looking like a right SAP

Don't tell anyone local or you might end up a right Billy STOMATES

Edited by CMYKguru on Thursday 16th April 02:49


Edited by CMYKguru on Thursday 16th April 02:50

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

171 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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It was joist a temporary repair.

over_the_hill

3,189 posts

247 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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backwoodsman said:
That is a bark ing mad repair.

Yew, wooden believe anyone could be so stupid.

They should be given the birch.
As an aside Yew would have been a better choice than the crappy pine they have used as Yew is strong, flexible, and weather resistant. teacher

AndyLB

428 posts

165 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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Looks like a dodgy repair. TREE!


(Am I doing this right?)

balls-out

3,613 posts

232 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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So what car is this?
PH needs to know...

DE15 CAT

355 posts

162 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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balls-out said:
So what car is this?
PH needs to know...
It might be emm double yew.

S3_Graham

12,830 posts

200 months

Thursday 16th April 2015
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balls-out said:
So what car is this?
PH needs to know...
Range rover?