What you can achieve with 1.5L of screen wash

[4x4Tyke]

Darling, step away from the car now.

https://www.facebook.com/turboandstance/posts/1918...

[Vaud]

4x4Tyke said:

Darling, step away from the car now.

And let the misogynists take over?

[cbmotorsport]

Vaud said:

And let the misogynists take over?

[carreauchompeur]

Lovely clean engine though!

[Butter Face]

Holy Guacamole!





Well it kinda looks like it

[WinstonWolf]

Vaud said:

4x4Tyke said:

Darling, step away from the car now.

And let the misogynists take over?

You don't have to hate women to find that funny

[4x4Tyke]

Vaud said:

4x4Tyke said:

Darling, step away from the car now.

And let the misogynists take over?

Thank you, that makes a refreshing change, I usually get called a snowflake, so PH must be rubbing off.

[Robbo 27]

In the interests of balance, I knew a man who filled his air cooled VW Beetle with water on a hot day. When I asked him why he said that all the other drivers were putting water in their cars.

This is the same bloke that invited 10 mates to his house in Ireland for christmas. He hired a minibus for the week. First night, we all got in the bus to go to the pub, 2 miles away, and the battery was flat. We tried to bump start it. Ended up pushing it to the pub and pushing it back again.

[Puggit]

I know someone who once put brake fluid in their screenwash. Nice smeary screen

[JakeT]

I've seen diesel in screenwash before. Made the wiper blades swell up and go all wavy!

[alorotom]

I put 5l of oil in my Ford Ka many many years ago when the oil light came on ... brimmed it lol ... plooms of white smoke when started and took and age to drain

Ran smooth as a nut though lol ... I blame tiredness as my reason!

[TheDrBrian]

Vaud said:

4x4Tyke said:

Darling, step away from the car now.

And let the misogynists take over?

Did you just assume someone's gender?

[Wiccan of Darkness]

Oh I got a better tale of woe, back when I was working at a pizza shop the owner was a right cocksocket, we had this moped delivery bike and it needed oil. The kid who was driving quite rightly said there was no oil downstairs, boss got all irate and started effing and blinding, literally told the wimpy kid that the oil was on the windowsill and it wasn't rocket science, put it in the effing tank.

Bit of protestation, boss exploded in rage and told wimpy kid to empty the contents of the bottle on the windowsill in to the engine. Job done.

I got back from delivery and boss was ranting and fuming, started slagging off the wimpy kid, banging on about the oil.

"There's no oil downstairs though" I said. Boss went ape st and said "Holy st not you as well, there's a bottle of oil on the windowsill, good god etc"

"That's brake fluid" I said.

Bike was off the road for 6 weeks.

[drdino]

TheDrBrian said:

Did you just assume someone's gender?

+1, but also can a man not be a darling?

[anonymous-user]

4x4Tyke said:

Vaud said:

4x4Tyke said:

Darling, step away from the car now.

And let the misogynists take over?

Thank you, that makes a refreshing change, I usually get called a snowflake, so PH must be rubbing off.

How can I hate women - my mother's one.



Brent quipped.