FAO Paul Smith and ABD members

FAO Paul Smith and ABD members

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domster

8,431 posts

271 months

Friday 8th April 2005
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See the earlier part of this thread if you haven't...

Pistonheads was 'said to have carried death threats against Mary Williams' like I was 'said to have gone to Mars for the weekend with Scarlett Johanssen.'

Reporting that something was said doesn't make it true.



(Although if Ms Johanssen is reading this, I'll hurry Nasa along with the Mars space programme and maybe we could go in a few years' time. )

turbobloke

104,000 posts

261 months

Friday 8th April 2005
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domster said:
I have been to Mars for the weekend with Scarlett Johanssen

You can't fool us Dom. Was she good?

Itol D Uso

4 posts

229 months

Friday 8th April 2005
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BliarOut said:
I would love to see T2000 set up an open and unedited forum They wouldn't dare, as people would just rubbish them in seconds.

I notice how they have the same control freakish style as Labour... Personally, I think the transport 1600 spoof had them down to a T


dropped kerb.....they think they own...

RE: Parking laws changed by stealth



turbobloke said:
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then.......


They ban U ?

streaky

19,311 posts

250 months

Saturday 9th April 2005
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turbobloke said:
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win" Mahatma Gandhi

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi never had to battle against New Labour spin doctors. They have rewritten the book:

First deny it, then deny it again, then deny it a third time, then reject the accuser, then discredit them, then kill them (and arrange it to look like suicide), then hold a public enquiry (with a friendly judge), then shred the paperwork, then refuse to apologise, then apologise for something else, then say "let's move on".

Even the Mahatma might have struggled.

Streaky

>> Edited by streaky on Saturday 9th April 09:50

streaky

19,311 posts

250 months

Saturday 9th April 2005
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domster said:
Reporting that something was said doesn't make it true.
Remember Winston Churchill wrote: "History is written by the victors." and: "History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."

Remember too the principle of 'Doublethink' in George Orwell's 1984:

Doublethink is a kind of manipulation of the mind. Generally, Doublethink makes people accept contradictions, and it makes them believe that the party is the only institution that distinguishes between right and wrong.

When a person well grounded in Doublethink recognizes a contradiction or a lie by the Party, then that person thinks that he is remembering a false fact.

With the help of the Minitrue, it is not only possible to change written facts, but also facts that are remembered by people.

Thus is complete control of the country and its citizens provided.


Does any of that sound familiar?

Streaky

james_j

3,996 posts

256 months

Saturday 9th April 2005
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JMGS4 said:
I note that these cynical swine T2000 have removed their sponsors list?!?!!?!?! Wonder why??? perhaps it has something to do with at least 100 firms I know of who refuse to do business with any of their sponsors due to their affiliation with these quasi-green slimeballs! My companies are some of these 100 who refuse to deal with such sponsors and have written to inform them as to why we are withdrawing our custom and giving it to companies whose morals are not of the standard of a guttersnipe!


Well done. Hit them where it hurts, in their pockets.

greg2k

291 posts

234 months

Saturday 9th April 2005
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www.jibblers.plus.com/t2000/ much more like it


Edit: I used to think JC was a bit of a t***er until I read this (trying to ban top gear): t2000


t2000 said:

“There is a strong danger that it encourages irresponsible motorist behaviour and it therefore has no place in public service broadcasting. We want to see Top Gear taken off the screens. It is irresponsible, out-dated television designed to give comfort to boy racers, ‘petrolheads’ and those from the ‘get out of my way’ school of driving. We would like to see it replaced with a new programme – perhaps called Third Gear – that promotes sensible driving in sensible vehicles.

“This is not about censorship or having a poor sense of humour, it’s about what is in the public interest. You can provide entertainment without it being mindless and irresponsible. If we must have Jeremy Clarkson on the television, let’s give him something useful to do, such as trying out public transport or road-testing new bicycles. Perhaps he would like to drive a bus; he’d find it just as much fun as a Ferrari.”




>> Edited by greg2k on Saturday 9th April 09:53

>> Edited by greg2k on Saturday 9th April 18:30

streaky

19,311 posts

250 months

Saturday 9th April 2005
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supraman2954 said:
T2000 talks about ABD

Rewritten headline:

New research shows that extreme transport pressure groups are troubled people and could explain the behaviour of conspiracy theorists.

Same words, different order.

Streaky

>> Edited by streaky on Saturday 9th April 15:49

BliarOut

72,857 posts

240 months

Saturday 9th April 2005
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t2000 said:

“There is a strong danger that it encourages irresponsible motorist behaviour and it therefore has no place in public service broadcasting. We want to see Top Gear taken off the screens. It is irresponsible, out-dated television designed to give comfort to boy racers, ‘petrolheads’ and those from the ‘get out of my way’ school of driving. We would like to see it replaced with a new programme – perhaps called Third Gear – that promotes sensible driving in sensible vehicles.

“This is not about censorship or having a poor sense of humour, it’s about what is in the public interest. You can provide entertainment without it being mindless and irresponsible. If we must have Jeremy Clarkson on the television, let’s give him something useful to do, such as trying out public transport or road-testing new bicycles. Perhaps he would like to drive a bus; he’d find it just as much fun as a Ferrari.”

You're having a laugh T2000. Driving a bus as much fun as a Ferrari....

Calling T2000. Your shuttle to the planet earth has arrived

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

235 months

Saturday 9th April 2005
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T2000 said:
“This is not about censorship or having a poor sense of humour, it’s about what is in the public interest. You can provide entertainment without it being mindless and irresponsible. If we must have Jeremy Clarkson on the television, let’s give him something useful to do, such as trying out public transport or road-testing new bicycles. Perhaps he would like to drive a bus; he’d find it just as much fun as a Ferrari.”


LAUGH MY ING ARSE OFF

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

235 months

Saturday 9th April 2005
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heh, I just posted on their message board. Funny how its moderated isn't it? Got something to hide perhaps?