Insurance claim story from beginning to end
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Pegscratch said:
Breadvan72 said:
TL/DR. I am going to wait for the Netflix version.
I heard it got cancelled as the exec he was pitching the series to died of old age. This came as a surprise to the OP, as the conversation had evolved from the single part story that took 30 seconds to discuss whereby the exec was telling the OP about his 30th birthday celebrations that he had enjoyed the week before the meeting started.cbmotorsport said:
Just read this thread. I now have a huge void in my life, that I haven't experienced since that time I finished my Sopranos box set. The thought of no more instalments is too much.
You should go over to the Honest John site and search for;PistonHeads story from beginning to end
Too long a story to post in one go so thought I would provide bulletins (from the past)
21st Century
Monday 23rd October 2017
overend3 said:
Just had final resolution on an insurance claim against my wife...
I suppose if the first responder has said ' well done you managed to avoid a spurious insurance claim , too many increased premiums due to idiots trying to game the system', everyone else would have said 'good on you', but of course with the sheep mentality of PH we get the school yard idiots wetting themselves with excitement on the first insult. Next time I will start my post with 'My EE457tt45rr BWM/Mercedes/Audi..' and if that does not bore your tits off nothing will. A
<ominous music>
June the 4th, 1973, was much like any other summer's day in Peterborough,
and Ralph Mellish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way
to work as usual when --- <da dum!> Nothing happened! <dum dum da dum>
Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Mellish looked down. But one
glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road,
there was *no* severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late
fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing. Not a sausage. For Ralph Mellish,
this was *not* to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in
no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor
any web of lies, which would, had he been not involved, surely have led
him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.
<muttering voices, Judge's gavel banging.>
But it was not to be <ominous music returns>. Ralph Mellish reached his
office in Dulls-ells Street in Peterborough, at 9:05 a.m., exactly the
same time as he usually got in!
<door opens>
"Morning, Mr. Mellish"
"Morning, Enid"
June the 4th, 1973, was much like any other summer's day in Peterborough,
and Ralph Mellish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way
to work as usual when --- <da dum!> Nothing happened! <dum dum da dum>
Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Mellish looked down. But one
glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road,
there was *no* severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late
fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing. Not a sausage. For Ralph Mellish,
this was *not* to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in
no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor
any web of lies, which would, had he been not involved, surely have led
him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.
<muttering voices, Judge's gavel banging.>
But it was not to be <ominous music returns>. Ralph Mellish reached his
office in Dulls-ells Street in Peterborough, at 9:05 a.m., exactly the
same time as he usually got in!
<door opens>
"Morning, Mr. Mellish"
"Morning, Enid"
overend3 said:
I suppose if the first responder has said ' well done you managed to avoid a spurious insurance claim , too many increased premiums due to idiots trying to game the system', everyone else would have said 'good on you', but of course with the sheep mentality of PH we get the school yard idiots wetting themselves with excitement on the first insult. Next time I will start my post with 'My EE457tt45rr BWM/Mercedes/Audi..' and if that does not bore your tits off nothing will. A
Nobody could reply like that though, as your first post left us on such an amazing cliffhanger of you “not replying to a letter”. Probably outdoing the famous Who shot JR and Which character did Negan kill cliffhangers.
t. Didn't miss much clearly!Countdown said:
Testarossa said:
overend3 said:
'My EE457tt45rr BWM/Mercedes/Audi..'
Pictures please.TT (Audi)
745 (BMW)
RR (Range Rover )
E75 (BMW)
575 (Ferrari)
A45/E55 (AMG)
T5R (Volvo)
There are probably more if we are allowed to use the 2 car brands (plus BWM) in that sentence.
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Testarossa said:
RR (Rolls Royce)
A45/E55 (AMG)
T5R (Volvo)
There are probably more if we are allowed to use the 2 car brands (plus BWM) in that sentence.
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Some good spotting there!A45/E55 (AMG)
T5R (Volvo)
There are probably more if we are allowed to use the 2 car brands (plus BWM) in that sentence.
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Points allowed for the RR, the E55, and the T5R.
A45 disallowed as there is no A before the 45
Yes you can use the 2 car brands.
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