Stopping the thieving scum

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Gary C

12,457 posts

179 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Psycho Warren said:
This is your solution:

Game over man, game over

Quattromaster

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2,908 posts

204 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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hunton69 said:
Hate to upset you but they also smash the indicator light which allows them to open the bonnet catch and nick them from under the bonnet
They don't have to mess about with smashing things, I watched these 2 pull a 12 inch metal bar from coat, with a bend on one end, simply lie under front of van, reach up into engine bay on right hand side, just in front of air filter, hook bar over the bonnet cable, pull and bonnet pops open, 10 secs at most.

Sleepers came today, chainsaw ready to fire up tomorrow, I have a plan/drawing.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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FerdiZ28 said:
Is there something either in existence or that can be fabricated that would provide a “quick release” mechanism for the cats? They can’t steal what isn’t there.
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Didn't think that through did you.

Do you know how hot a Catalyst gets in use ?

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

134 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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lucido grigio said:
Didn't think that through did you.

Do you know how hot a Catalyst gets in use ?
Well you would design it so the quick release handle doesn’t get hot wouldn’t you? Plenty of materials with such properties.

Do you need help with the big words?

Who me ?

7,455 posts

212 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Another thought for the OP - don't forget the spare wheel if hung ( Transit fashion) under the rear area. Not so expensive as a cat, but since the spare is ignored most of the time, it would only be noticed when needed. But still looked on by the usual culprits as a worthwhile item to steal .

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Quick release cats.

Then get some old pipe, make sure it is blocked in the middle, and let the thieves steal the false, blocked tubes.

The people they sell them on to will do your dirty work for you.

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

134 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Ayahuasca said:
Quick release cats.

Then get some old pipe, make sure it is blocked in the middle, and let the thieves steal the false, blocked tubes.

The people they sell them on to will do your dirty work for you.
So these exist?

AlwynMike

509 posts

87 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Local church had 2 cats stolen from their minibus in quick succession.
They got permission to park down the road at the Police Station. Cat lasted 2 weeks!


ReverendCounter

6,087 posts

176 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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FerdiZ28 said:
Ayahuasca said:
Quick release cats.

Then get some old pipe, make sure it is blocked in the middle, and let the thieves steal the false, blocked tubes.

The people they sell them on to will do your dirty work for you.
So these exist?
Well, they do a bit further up the thread when I suggested them last Sunday readit

Quattromaster

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2,908 posts

204 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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Well, the first of 4 "van cat guard platforms" is built and ready for action.

Have to say, it works really well, when van is in place you can't even get you hand under the van, let alone your arm and a disc cutter.

Only another 3 to build, lol.


jdw100

4,123 posts

164 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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Quattromaster said:
Well, the first of 4 "van cat guard platforms" is built and ready for action.

Have to say, it works really well, when van is in place you can't even get you hand under the van, let alone your arm and a disc cutter.

Only another 3 to build, lol.

It appears that the travellers have already infiltrated your property and are laying in wait.

Have you not spotted their vehicle next to your new construction?

steveo3002

10,530 posts

174 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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how will you immobilse the van so they dont roll it back?

Quattromaster

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2,908 posts

204 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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jdw100 said:
It appears that the travellers have already infiltrated your property and are laying in wait.

Have you not spotted their vehicle next to your new construction?
One of my lads who works for me keeps his caravan in the yd, after all this trouble he is moving it tomorrow,lol.

Quattromaster

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2,908 posts

204 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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steveo3002 said:
how will you immobilse the van so they dont roll it back?
To roll it back you have to push it up and over the sleepers, the front of van is 3 inches from the fence, we tried pushing it from the back with 5 lads and it wouldn't budge up the "slope".

I think whatever you do, you can always think of a way round it, bar locking the van in a 6ft thick lead lined bank vault you will always be aware they can do something, just about trying to make it as hard as possible for them.

Quattromaster

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2,908 posts

204 months

Friday 24th November 2017
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steveo3002 said:
how will you immobilse the van so they dont roll it back?
To roll it back you have to push it up and over the sleepers, the front of van is 3 inches from the fence, we tried pushing it from the back with 5 lads and it wouldn't budge up the "slope".

I think whatever you do, you can always think of a way round it, bar locking the van in a 6ft thick lead lined bank vault you will always be aware they can do something, just about trying to make it as hard as possible for them.

KAgantua

3,875 posts

131 months

Saturday 25th November 2017
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jdw100 said:
Quattromaster said:
Well, the first of 4 "van cat guard platforms" is built and ready for action.

Have to say, it works really well, when van is in place you can't even get you hand under the van, let alone your arm and a disc cutter.

Only another 3 to build, lol.

It appears that the travellers have already infiltrated your property and are laying in wait.

Have you not spotted their vehicle next to your new construction?
D'ya like dags cats?

jdw100

4,123 posts

164 months

Saturday 25th November 2017
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KAgantua said:
D'ya like dags cats?
Very good!