Weirdo repeatedly driving slowly past my house.

[Plug Life]

Go out wearing only a shotgun. It works.

[ChrisC-Berks]

He is checking if you are in or not

[bigandclever]

MRobbins1987 said:

When I'm on shifts my wife closes the curtains

That's what she tells you.

[LarsG]

99dndd said:

Stand in your room with the light off wearing nothing but a Barney The Dinosaur head.

When he drives past, turn the light on and off at 1 second intervals.

Fight weird with weird.

Or close your curtains

Normal people don't think like that. I mean who has a Barney The Dinosaur head lying around?

[Monty Python]

texaxile said:

Stand outside and take a photograph as he passes, making sure he sees you.

...and wave too.

[AndStilliRise]

Why not order a takeaway from his place at that time?

[Escort3500]

01samuelr said:

Stand outside naked and ask him if he’s interested. If not ask hin why hese been eyeing you up for 3 weeks.

This has the potential to go seriously wrong

[NGee]

MRobbins1987 said:

When I'm on shifts my wife closes the curtains

Why not close the curtains when you're NOT on shifts, and wait and see who knocks the door!!!

[foppo]

bigandclever said:

MRobbins1987 said:

When I'm on shifts my wife closes the curtains

That's what she tells you.

Made a me laugh.Nightshift worker with us went home, his wife in bed with a other women.Don't know if he joined in the middle.True story.

[Testarossa]

I drive at that speed so I can take a steady pic, Wednesday evening was a particularly good shot...

[Monkeylegend]

Unless yours is the only house in the street how do you know it is your house he is intentionally targeting?

[Mandalore]

It's only XJ driving by to make sure that you know that you don't own the road outside your house.

[Foliage]

Stop smoking so much weed

[tigger1]

You don't need to tell us all the secret signal about when you're out - we know.

There's probably more than a few who know who you are, where you live etc too. Sleuthing is obviously not allowed here, but PH'ers have been savage in the past in that respect.

[Cyder]

He's checking if you're in or out so he knows if it's safe to pop in and roger your wife.
She's in on it too but will never admit as much.

[Monkeylegend]

Your wife and her lover will have a secret code/message to let him know if it is safe for him to visit. Does she have a window ornament that she sometimes displays in the window, but she moves around on a regular basis?

That will be the signal.

[Cliftonite]

anonymous said:

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Some may need the explanation! Omo, a soap powder. OMO = Old Man Out.

[Jakarta]

Buy an inflatable T-Rex suit - here's a Linkey to T-Rex

Buy some Red Bull

Next time he comes round chase his car throwing cans of Red Bull at it with your little tiny T-Rex arms

[lyonspride]

If it's this predictable, then I would wait and follow after he drives past, or get a mate to do it.

You need to know where this fool hails from, gives you the upper hand should anything occur..... Or you could just drive slowly past his place wearing the aforementioned dinosaur outfit.

[k99]

So OP, what did your investigations uncover?