The f**kin cheek of it

[WildCat]

lieber gone said:

WildCat said: But Liebchen... I do not think PC Milton's testing out his ability to reach unexploded doughnuts in time was based on flimsiest evidence

Ist to be hoped you do not sleep when you are chasing those doughnuts

lieber gone said:

wildcat said: Und I can tell a Handy from the thingy.... I am so very gald to hear that. Maybe thats the reason why you have managed to spit out so many kittens !

Ist an art form now.....

lieber gone said:

wildcat said: ......I see used in traffic cops...when I see one...und then there was the one I saw scoffing a doughnut whilst driving... und I can spot a cream doughnut at great distance... That paragraph just confirms that you are in fact quite positively barking mad and I was right in my assessment of you !

Felines like cream....


und I very much hope it was a cream doughnut - the long finger variety which she had in her hand....

lieber gone said:

Wildcat said: Und then there was the one squeezing his zits at the traffic lights - und both hands off the wheel... he could have entertained me better by playing his air guitar - like that other bloke who was allegedly fined for it... Eh?

He had both hands off the wheel und was squeezing his zits into his rear view mirror.....

:non: ist not what ist for.... ist for me to check my lippy - of course und it has added advantage that I can spot the BiB car following me...

(But am only joking - of course I use my mirrors properly .... )

lieber gone said:

Wildcat said: Und then there was the WPC who was exploring her nosey for greenest bogeys at a crossroads.... But at least she ws not holding a doughnut in her other hand at the time Otherwise she would also have had both hands off the wheel too!!

But she had her eyes off the road ....

lieber gone said:

Wildcat said: But am not sure I would like to examine the evidence that closely....but when people are prosecuted over apples, playing air guitars, und over very silliest excuses... und then we see BiB showing they are human like us und doing same things und not getting nit picked on... you can understand why we tease you a little over it... I understand more than you think Mrs Cat ! Did you see her bogeys in the dark?

Feline eyes are sharpest in the dark....

Und I am glad you understand a bit....