What can I do about a muppet that continues to park in front

[eldar]

Pip1968 said:

Glad to hear all was sorted and none of the quite frankly stupid suggestions were entertained. Most of them would only have escalated the situation. Those suggesting them clearly have an opportunity to work for Israeli - PLO negotiations. Are they all people who have nice cars but live in sh#tholes - ? I would be interested to hear. Humour without a smiley maybe (the fallback position for most).

Pip

I bet you are fun at social gatherings. I suggest you’d fit in well at the missing parrot society.

[Leicester Loyal]

SistersofPercy said:

Become nocturnal. Start ringing her doorbell at 3am to shift it. You probably won't need to do that more than twice.

100% this. Sounds like the issue has been sorted (for now) though, a job well done OP.

PAULJ5555 said:

MDMA . said:

PAULJ5555 said:

My Friend lives in a small village oppersite a news agents and kebab shop, he has no end of trouble always has people parked across his drive, he has found people parked ON his drive, the best was when he arrived home to find a guy getting out of his car after blocking his drive, mate winds down the window and said I need to get on to my drive please the bloke said I wont be long and headed off in to the shop leaving my mate on the street waiting for him.

So what did your mate do? Just sit there and wait?

Yeah - if people have that attitude they probably dont care much where as my mate doesnt have a goatie and has a lot more to loose if he gets into trouble.

Sounds like your mate needs to grow some balls. I'd have blocked him in.

Edited by Leicester Loyal on Saturday 7th March 13:05

[Saleen836]

Leicester Loyal said:

SistersofPercy said:

Become nocturnal. Start ringing her doorbell at 3am to shift it. You probably won't need to do that more than twice.

100% this. Sounds like the issue has been sorted (for now) though, a job well done OP.

PAULJ5555 said:

MDMA . said:

PAULJ5555 said:

My Friend lives in a small village oppersite a news agents and kebab shop, he has no end of trouble always has people parked across his drive, he has found people parked ON his drive, the best was when he arrived home to find a guy getting out of his car after blocking his drive, mate winds down the window and said I need to get on to my drive please the bloke said I wont be long and headed off in to the shop leaving my mate on the street waiting for him.

So what did your mate do? Just sit there and wait?

Yeah - if people have that attitude they probably dont care much where as my mate doesnt have a goatie and has a lot more to loose if he gets into trouble.

Sounds like your mate needs to grow some balls. I'd have blocked him in.

Edited by Leicester Loyal on Saturday 7th March 13:05

Blocked in and also drank a couple of shots so wont be able to drive for a few hours!

[Who me ?]

donkmeister said:

Plus having a drive without a dropped kerb is caaaahncil.

Is it? Or is it a big con trick to finance the Mayor's Xmas party ?
It's not OK to drive a car over the pavement , but in areas like mine ,it's ok to park half off to let EV have access, or in the case of local council- it's OK to park with almost all 4 wheels on pavement( 3.5T), or in cases of council skip wagons(7.5T) to back on to gardens to collect rubbish/skips. That's a 7.5T WAGON + skip on the pavement. Fair doos- one law for us and another for council vehicles ??