Brunstrom Rap

[tomrayner]

Hi,

Can anybody help. I'm trying to find the lyrics to Richard Brunstrom's rap - the one he performed to the Association of Black Police Officers.

It's like something David Brent would do in 'The Office'

[dick dastardly]

He didn't did he?

This man has no shame!

[danohagan]

Apparently "My Sidney Potier" is his favourite actor too...

[puggit]

I believe this is the thread you need

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?f=10&h=&t=89667

Edited to add - the scanned document is now a red cross though

>> Edited by puggit on Friday 1st July 16:50

[tomrayner]

Thanks anyway... perhaps some sage person transcribed it the old fashioned way - no red exxes that way.

[autismuk]

Here it is, the product of the Deputy Chief Constable, Wolfendale.
Described as a way of delivering a "Strong Positive Message"
Which is "look, you can become Deputy Chief Constable even if you are stupider than a plank of wood".

I'm just a white boy called the Deputy CC /
They said I'd never make it as a bitchin' MC /
You got it all wrong, cos now here I am /
Giving it for real in the North Wales BPA jam

They call me Roxy, or Ms Dynamo on stage /
Unlike my brother here, I never look my age /
I'm goin' to spill it all about the boys in blue /
Show you what it's like within the not-so-solid crew

So listen! Watch a doin' here today /
Checkin' what the Heddlu Gogledd Cymru gotta say /
Put away your cameras and your note pads for a spell /
I got a story that I really need to tell

Bein' in the dibble is no cakewalk when you're black /
If you don't get fitted, then you'll prob'ly get the sack /
You're better chillin', lie down and just be passive /
No place for us just yet in the Colwyn Bay Massive

The Beeb Man stuffed us with the Secret Policeman /
It's no good moanin' cos' he found the Ku Klux Klan /
Job ain't what it used to be; it's full of blacks and gays /
It was just us white homies in the really good ole' days

So what we bothrin' with this stinkin' institution /
No love, no heart, no sense, no proper constitution /
No-one loves the coppers cos' we're rotten to the core /
Cross between the devil and a governmental whore

What is the purpose of a black association? /
It's just another stupid race relations job creation /
We got our meetings and our various sub-committees /
Packed with some do-gooders and a lot more Walter Mittys

Forget all of that bulls**t an' I'll tell u why we're here /
Things are sometimes better than they usually appear /
The New World Order means the streets are gettin' hot /
Trust in one another is really all we got

The BPA is sayin' that we're all in the same boat /
Black or white in blue, we're all wearin' the same coat /
If this don't happen then the lot of us are screwed /
Caught up in the mis'ry of the international feud

So Roger, Nick and Larbi will you give us one more chance /
Danny and Silvana, I'd really like to dance /
To Essi and to Imdad I want to give a hand /
Let's hear it for Ms Dynamo and all her backin' band

There's no time for jam tomorrow, we need the jam today /
That's why we launchin' our association in this way /
Thank you all for coming and remember what we say /
Support your local sheriff and the North Wales BPA.