possible assault at supermarket?

[dudleybloke]

Need to nip this in the bud now.

[anonymous-user]

Thank you for keeping us abreast of developments.

[42 Carat Plonker]

Cool starry bra OP

[Sebring440]

vaud said:

Mods don't monitor each thread. You need to click "report" and provide them with a few words asking for it to be deleted or lcoked.

Spoilsport!

[xx99xx]

geeks said:

Could the whole thing have been avoided if you just showed them a receipt?

Boom....very good!

[BHML]

vaud said:

Mods don't monitor each thread. You need to click "report" and provide them with a few words asking for it to be deleted or lcoked.

Thanks, have reported to mods to delete thread.

[carlove]

I hope they don’t, this thread gave me a right laugh when I should have been doing my work earlier. Virtual pint to your mate, top job.

[take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey]

carlove said:

I hope they don’t, this thread gave me a right laugh when I should have been doing my work earlier. Virtual pint to your mate, top job.

Seconded... First thread in years worthy of the old pie and piston.

[HD Adam]

Ah, the old "my mate borrowed my laptop" ploy?

Sure,

This has potential for the Legendary Threads

[Stick Legs]

Seconded.

Come on OP; be a sport & restore the original text. This is the best thread for ages.

Nipple twisting at the supermarket deserves to be up there with Frozen Sausages & Jason Plato's rape alarm!

[Red9zero]

Has anyone asked for pics yet ? We need to know if the OP has a decent set of moobs or not.

[hyphen]

Is OP from the North West? Could have been purple Aki!!

OP, ignore the jokes. The guy who attacked you has mental health issues, and if you dont report it, could repeat his behaviour.

[vaud]

hyphen said:

OP, ignore the jokes. The guy who attacked you has mental health issues, and if you dont report it, could repeat his behaviour.

The attacker will almost certainly be feeling a right tit.

[Steve Campbell]

Mate 1, BHML 0

Brilliant ! Subtle enough to get the debate started, mental enough to be funny aswell. Top marks to your mate. 10/10.

[Electronicpants]

[anonymous-user]

garyhun said:

Seems legit

Called it!

[irc]

Wearing a string vest? Asking for a nipple tweak.

[geeks]

BHML said:

Jesus.

My t**t of a mate who borrowed my laptop yesterday has just returned it, and I have just seen this thread. I must of been logged on to PH in my browser.

I was not attacked at a supermarket. I was nowhere near a supermarket (I have underlying health issues so have all my groceries delivered.).

My nipples are fine.

My sincere apologies to PH for the wind-up. Words will be had.

I'll go through and delete the messages that I have control over. Mods, please feel free to delete the topic.

superb, the old equivalent of someone updating your Farcebook status to something silly. Well played BHML's friend, well played!

[hyphen]

[Hugo Stiglitz]

I don't buy it.