Mobile drugs den parked outside my house...

[rallye101]

This dump of a car's been left up and down our road for the last month collecting parking tickets and i just spotted a council notice last week, it's now been moved all of 600yds and dumped outside my house....
It's got no tax, insurance or mot...notified the council who don't seem to care and just keep adding parking tickets each day so I went to have a nose and it stinks of weed....
Called 101, nothing.... they don't care
Now I've spotted the owner/ dealer pulling up in another car, jumping in the back seat for 30 seconds and stuffing a cashe down his pants before locking up and driving off....
Do any gangsters want the address to pinch this guys haul, I just want the heap removed as part of the deal...

[andrebar]

If you want gangsters try DVLA

[Bluevanman]

Now you know it's full of drugs call the cops again

[rallye101]

I did....nothing! The windows ajar....it stinks

[Chimune]

Just say you saw a gun. They will be round sharpish.

[Silvanus]

rallye101 said:

I did....nothing! The windows ajar....it stinks

The window is ajar you say, so many possibilities....

[Forester1965]

Be a terrible shame if it accidentally set itself on fire.

[Flumpo]

Forester1965 said:

Be a terrible shame if it accidentally set itself on fire.

The OP would likely feel more mellow, but probably not worth the hassle.

[rallye101]

Silvanus said:

The window is ajar you say, so many possibilities....

You're not suggesting a possible sideline? I was partial as a student.....hmmm....
Can see a suburbs Layer Cake coming on.....

[rallye101]

Could definitely do with a sideline cash business to be fair....I will name/shame in 1 week if local plod
Doesnt sort and remove......while having a massive spliff and glass of wine on the decking.....

[T1547]

Put a big sign on the window saying ‘free weed inside’ - observe from the comfort of your home

[rallye101]

T1547 said:

Put a big sign on the window saying ‘free weed inside’ - observe from the comfort of your home

Dare me, this could be fun!!!

[E-bmw]

Set it alight, sorted.

[rallye101]

Might have to take a peek tomorrow.....

[MadCaptainJack]

Suggest you avoid doing anything that might attract its owner's ire while it's parked outside your house.

If, as you say, it gets moved regularly, stick an AirTag on it, and when it's next moved, have some fun.

[ridds]

E-bmw said:

Set it alight, sorted.

This.

Or, poor some oil under it an report it as an environmental hazard to the council. They act on those promptly.

Well, round my way they do.

[LotsOfLaughs]

Make a fake IED and put it in the back seats. All you need is a PVC pipe, red paint, and some wires. Adorn with appropriate religious decorations should you wish.

Free legal advice - A false terrorist report might get you in trouble

[Simpo Two]

Chimune said:

Just say you saw a gun. They will be round sharpish.

I think 'hate crime' works better these days. Tell them the car said your father was born male.

[Blackpuddin]

Surely a golden opportunity for some Banksy style rattlecan artwork.

[paulwirral]

Put the windows out , it’ll sharp get emptied of weed .