Mobile drugs den parked outside my house...

[Ziplobb]

Chimune said:

Just say you saw a gun. They will be round sharpish.

this BUT
add the word ‘think’
its the only surefire way along with the word knife to get the old bill there tout suit

[gtidriver]

Get some mates to bump it in to the middle of the road, police/council will be interested then.

[CHLEMCBH]

Chimune said:

Just say you saw a gun. They will be round sharpish.

Just stop. Really stupid thing to say and/or do.

[Vipers]

Go on line to DVLA and report it, no tax etc usually works,

[sospan]

CHLEMCBH said:

Just stop. Really stupid thing to say and/or do.

This definitely. The problems caused to Police in organising attendance, checks on vehicle/owner/markers, diverting officers from other duties....
Setting fire the same.
Of course, leave your details when you call it in so your false story (lie) can be dealt with. Wasting Police/ Fire/Ambulance time.

[steveo3002]

how about new facebook account , join all the local sites and post pictures of the car and location , with the comment drug dealers stash parked here , loads of weed stuffed under the seats and stinks , anyone know who it is ? should get it moved /emptied quickly

[Yellow Lizud]

sospan said:

CHLEMCBH said:

Just stop. Really stupid thing to say and/or do.

This definitely. The problems caused to Police in organising attendance, checks on vehicle/owner/markers, diverting officers from other duties....
Setting fire the same.
Of course, leave your details when you call it in so your false story (lie) can be dealt with. Wasting Police/ Fire/Ambulance time.

Surely if you set fire to something and then phone up the fire brigade to tell them something's on fire, then it's not a false story (lie).

[super7]

Write some offensive language on the side or draw a large spunking penis on the bonnet...... That'll get it moved!

It'll also get your potholes filled very quickly.....

[steveo3002]

super7 said:

Write some offensive language on the side or draw a large spunking penis on the bonnet...... That'll get it moved!

It'll also get your potholes filled very quickly.....

a logo from the 1939-45 conflict

[super7]

steveo3002 said:

super7 said:

Write some offensive language on the side or draw a large spunking penis on the bonnet...... That'll get it moved!

It'll also get your potholes filled very quickly.....

a logo from the 1939-45 conflict

I don't think an RAF Roundell will do the trick!!!

[rallye101]

Sorry, been away AT a zoo.....overnighter for £419 with a free golf buggy to get about! WTF!!!!!!
Now back and spotted x2 tickets on the heap and it smells weed free too.....
Maybe wait till the PCNS get ripped off, that means a fresh stash will have been stached!?

[Neddy Sea Goon]

super7 said:

Write some offensive language on the side or draw a large spunking penis on the bonnet...... That'll get it moved!

It'll also get your potholes filled very quickly.....

Cock piss partridge, I'm basically driving an obscene publication

[AW111]

Flumpo said:

Forester1965 said:

Be a terrible shame if it accidentally set itself on fire.

The OP would likely feel more mellow, but probably not worth the hassle.

This post didn't get the recognition it deserves.

[Hugo Stiglitz]

Go out, places, get a hobby. Interests.

[sospan]

Yellow Lizud said:

Surely if you set fire to something and then phone up the fire brigade to tell them something's on fire, then it's not a false story (lie).

Arson.
Still an avoidable unwanted load on emergency services. Also the effect on the road and anything nearby to be sorted by highways dept of the council.

[Decky_Q]

If the window is ajar maybe the handbrake could come loose and it rolls into the road causing an obstruction?

[Biker 1]

If the car is unlocked, why not simply pinch the stash? OP: you know it makes sense!
Keep in an airtight container - you could make some cookies or similar to spice up your next dinner party.

[BertBert]

Biker 1 said:

If the car is unlocked, why not simply pinch the stash? OP: you know it makes sense!
Keep in an airtight container - you could make some cookies or similar to spice up your next dinner party.

Do you make cookies with weed? I'm completely uninformed on the matter but that seems an odd thing to do!

[Vipers]

Could always dump some split doggie poo bags in it

[Semmelweiss]

If it were to have a fuel leak which was spilled onto the roadway, which is a hazardous issue, call the Environmental department of you local authority and it should be removed by them.