Just bought my dress and shoes

[Incorrigible]

Mrs Fish said:

Ben, need a big skirt to cover my fat ass

I get that from Hattie all the time

Does my bum look big in this

No

You just want me to look silly in from of your friends

Where the fk did that come from

I have found a better answer though, "can it wait I'm watching this" doesn't even matter if the telly's on or not, as long as you don't look arseward

vize vords

[Incorrigible]

lemmonie said:

you are silly Ben!

[Homer]

Hmmmmm slinky

[/Homer]

>> Edited by FourWheelDrift on Thursday 25th September 14:31

[FourWheelDrift]

You have very strange tastes Ben?????

[Incorrigible]

FourWheelDrift said:

You have very strange tastes Ben?????

You can explain that one to Mrs Inc on the night

You may want running shoes rather than the more traditional footwear

[FourWheelDrift]

I didn't do it.

[Big_M]

Mrs Fish said:

Ben, need a big skirt to cover my fat ass

Bloke at work accused me of having a fat ar5e once - I replied that 'When my ar5e got as big as his gob then I would diet'

He didn't talk to me for a month.

[ErnestM]

Mrs Fish said:

Red, sparkly shoes to match

Should come in handy at the end of the night. Just grab Fish's hand, click your heels together and say "There's no place like home..."

Just Kidding MrsF

ErnestM

[Mrs Fish]

[Podie]

lemmonie said:

I though you were after slinky Mrs Fish?

Was I?

[Incorrigible]

Podie said:

lemmonie said: I though you were after slinky Mrs Fish? Was I?

Keep up old fruit, we did that gag on the last page

[Don]

Incorrigible said:

Does my bum look big in this

The correct response is to make Homer Simpson style noises and reach towards the object being displayed with a happy smile.

She soon stops asking the question...

[RiverGirrl]

I bought a superb dress last weekend, but will continue to look this Saturday. I may need a back-up dress to be sure on the day. I will need shoes to match, too Caro is coming over this weekend (with hubby for Brands on Sunday) and the girls are going shopping while the men amuse themselves (I don't want to know) Hmmmmm...shopping!

[jessica]

Rivergirl. Me and my friend A.J. (Alison) Thought we may end up with two dresses,if we really cannot decide we might have to change half way through!!!!

Mrs Fish is your dress a two piece.with a diamante bit on the top.I think I saw it in Debs it was very nice. Incidently i got my dress there also.

Tried a few on in Selfridges but none of them look as good as the one I bought.

As for shoes down to two pairs one pair slinky silver sparkly and others S and M ones ...

[mrs fish]

jessica said:

Mrs Fish is your dress a two piece.with a diamante bit on the top.I think I saw it in Debs it was very nice. Incidently i got my dress there also.

No, its an all in one, very plain at the front with a bit of something going on at the back.

[ellejay]

I'm having a big panic.

Has everyone got at least one dress -
one back up dress and a suitcase full of accessories sorted out already??

I havent even been to the shops to even look yet.

[mrs fish]

I've got one dress and shoes, still need to shop for the other stuff. I don't think I will be needing a back-up frock

[condor]

I've only got one posh outfit that fits ...(no intention of going on a diet this side of January )

Only had the chance to wear it twice before....so third time lucky

[Rsi Di]

I went shopping last week to MK, I gave up, I was lacking inspiration, and could have done with going with someone else to help me choose I'm sure I'll find one soon...

[jessica]

Me and A.J. been dress shopping again. Not bought yet just getting a few ideas together.We tried on some beautiful dresses. Dead girlie.And yes boys we did do our calorie stuff in the gym 1st....

[Mrs Fish]

YHM Jessica