Battlefield 3 - PC Players Thread

Battlefield 3 - PC Players Thread

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FUBAR

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17,062 posts

239 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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Glade said:
how's that cider going down??
What cider? whistle

OMNIO

1,256 posts

167 months

Friday 13th April 2012
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Vieste said:
OMNI I want 1v1 with you the winner gets beers/coffee ?
1v1? hmm! well im always up for a free beer!

good games tonight. got into the swing of things eventually....

3sixty

2,963 posts

200 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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Apologies if my language offended anyone on Seine. Was enjoying playing and a few drinks when suddenly we had 5 players all grenading /M320 our spawn constantly (So much so that a few suicided just to replenish)

I killed.3 while circle strafing them and went on a bit of a chat abuse trip. It was an amazing shot though!

FUBAR

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17,062 posts

239 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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Annoyed me the game before (karkland?) which we where cruising so that half our team went to sleep and then some fuktards got in our tanks, played like pillocks and caused us to lose ....grrrrrrrrr

Stagpump

688 posts

172 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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Just cos I killed you, foobes, there's no need to make up lies about "strong cider". biggrin

Fadingfool nearly burst my ear drums whooping with glee at killing you too.

In other news I had great fun being an arse in Bf3 today.

I went into a 1 player start server to practice chopper flying.

Then a stats padder joined.

So I spent 20 mins chasing him in a tank.

Just to illustrate his rank was false and that he was only cheating himself, you understand.

Not at all cos he let me know it was annoying him so I wanted to torture the fking cheat.whistle

KemP

492 posts

208 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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FUBAR said:
Annoyed me the game before (karkland?) which we where cruising so that half our team went to sleep and then some fuktards got in our tanks, played like pillocks and caused us to lose ....grrrrrrrrr
I think we won that game but only just. I couldn't figure why we were getting so hammered by the other side having been so far ahead.

FUBAR

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17,062 posts

239 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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Nope, defo got a 'your team lost' message at the end frown

I do wonder at times how we can be so far ahead and then the other side's tickets just stop going down, usually after a clan joins. Happened to me a few times now. Very suspect.

Squirrelofwoe

3,183 posts

177 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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FUBAR said:
Nope, defo got a 'your team lost' message at the end frown

I do wonder at times how we can be so far ahead and then the other side's tickets just stop going down, usually after a clan joins. Happened to me a few times now. Very suspect.
The chap that was leading the score on their side kept one-shot headshotting me with his AEK-91 from pretty much any distance (including from the top of a building, right across the river into the back of the warehouse on the other bank yikes). Started to get quite tiring after a while. I'm pretty sure the AEK-91 isn't quite that good?!

FUBAR

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17,062 posts

239 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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No, and Im sure his mates were all using the same gun (and nailing me at will)

3sixty

2,963 posts

200 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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I was against them and got them a few times but was getting killed a bit too often, I put it down to his 200+ ping but was getting hit round corners a LOT

We did win though, maybe you got auto swapped at end Foobs?

Glade

4,267 posts

224 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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There was one server where we all got kicked??

FUBAR

Original Poster:

17,062 posts

239 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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3sixty said:
We did win though, maybe you got auto swapped at end Foobs?
Tbh I've no idea, I nailed 2 ltrs of 'Toe Curling Cider'. I could have kicked Kylie Minoque's back door in last night and wouldn't have remembered to be able to boast about it today.

KemP

492 posts

208 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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Squirrelofwoe said:
The chap that was leading the score on their side kept one-shot headshotting me with his AEK-91 from pretty much any distance (including from the top of a building, right across the river into the back of the warehouse on the other bank yikes). Started to get quite tiring after a while. I'm pretty sure the AEK-91 isn't quite that good?!
I know I think he mate had the f2000 and i was getting picked of from miles away. Also he seemed to move around the map really really quickly.

Had a really good session though. I think I got 'cakes tags too smile

Stagpump

688 posts

172 months

Saturday 14th April 2012
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FUBAR said:
I could have kicked Kylie Minoque's back door in last night and wouldn't have remembered to be able to boast about it today.
Don't chat st. Not a fking chance I could have stroked her shoulder under the influence of 87,000 pints without remembering. So no way 2 ltrs of arsenic could make you forget bashing her back doors in.

I believed you till the Kylie bit...

FUBAR

Original Poster:

17,062 posts

239 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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U mad bro?


rofl

Squirrelofwoe

3,183 posts

177 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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I got the "your team lost" at the end too. Pretty crap if they auto balanced us right at the end!


MattyB_

2,013 posts

258 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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Woo - fixed my disconnection issues by turning off UPnP on my router...nothing worse than losing a few thousand points of score in the dying seconds due to a disconnect.

Can I get added to the active list in the OP? Ta.

Username - MattyB_
Soldier - matmulder

FUBAR

Original Poster:

17,062 posts

239 months

Sunday 15th April 2012
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Done smile

Vieste

10,532 posts

161 months

Monday 16th April 2012
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Did smile

oh my poor finger try playing the game without your fav finger eek

FUBAR

Original Poster:

17,062 posts

239 months

Monday 16th April 2012
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Who was in with me last night when that hacker came in and our entire team where getting aimbot killed by ammo boxes? Player was Wash My Bawls or summat. tt.

Still, we did the right thing, hurled abuse then all logged off the server so he couldn't add to his 3 minute tally of 5k points and 56-1 and then reported him, although that does make me feel like the school snitch.

In my usual diplomatic way, I let him know that I considered him to be a part of a lady's anatomy, and he was certainly a Car NUT hehe