Who's the one who loves chuck norris !? :D

[lockstock2sb]

Blizzard is to release a new Human class for World of warcraft :

[_dobbo_]

Someone once told Chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick is not the best way to kill someone. This has since been recognised by historians as the worst mistake ever made.

[tycho]

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

[chriswright]

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

[lockstock2sb]

Chuck Norris once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear

[polarbert]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!



words can't describe how funny that website is!

[s2gonzo]

Chuck Norris can make any woman orgasm instantly just by pointing at her and saying "booyaa"

[Neil_H]

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

[scorp]

Some funny ones in there.

[Neil_H]

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win
the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a get
out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green
number 4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse
kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended
or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one.
He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a
half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a hot, drank
it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over
the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the blue ringed octopus of
Eastern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3
minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following
symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and
the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

[_dobbo_]

Aliens do exist - they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

[lockstock2sb]

I demand this is a sticky !!!

[r988]

You Norris fans will like this then

Streaming: www.collegehumor.com/movies/1651965/
DirectDL: http://movies.collegehumor.com/items/2006/01/college

[malman]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
allows to live

[Neil_H]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

[Hanslow]

All available here

[chriswright]

or here Chuck Norris Facts

[scoobz]

When the bogey man goes to bed he checks the wardrobe and under the bed for Chuck Norris

[bigjimmy]

www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781

Make your own Chuck Shirt!! Great.