The camera can capture some fantastic moments IV

The camera can capture some fantastic moments IV

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DibblyDobbler

11,273 posts

198 months

Wednesday 13th February 2019
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^^^ Excellent clap

Roofless Toothless

5,678 posts

133 months

Wednesday 13th February 2019
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Has she got her goggles on upside down?

andym1603

1,812 posts

173 months

Thursday 14th February 2019
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Roofless Toothless said:
Has she got her goggles on upside down?
Looks like it.

Blib

44,201 posts

198 months

Thursday 14th February 2019
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andym1603 said:
Roofless Toothless said:
Has she got her goggles on upside down?
Looks like it.
I'll have to ban her.

irocfan

40,541 posts

191 months

Thursday 14th February 2019
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andym1603 said:
Roofless Toothless said:
Has she got her goggles on upside down?
Looks like it.
I guess this must be the daughter...


Blib

44,201 posts

198 months

Thursday 14th February 2019
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Repost from Volume 1. Banned!

mickk

28,904 posts

243 months

Friday 15th February 2019
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Double post, banned.

Blib

44,201 posts

198 months

Friday 15th February 2019
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mickk said:
Double post, banned.
What's WRONG with you?

Specsavers.......








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K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Friday 15th February 2019
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epom

11,550 posts

162 months

Friday 15th February 2019
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K12beano said:
DJI Mavic Pro-tein shake ??

Baron Greenback

6,999 posts

151 months

Friday 15th February 2019
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Eating dangerous is unhealthy!

h0b0

7,627 posts

197 months

Friday 15th February 2019
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AstonZagato

12,714 posts

211 months

Friday 15th February 2019
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K12beano said:
That reminds me of a scary event many, many years ago.

We'd bought our first house. Our first baby had just been born. We'd just installed a fabulous new kitchen (the installers were due to finish the grouting after the weekend). Life was good.

My wife decided to make a banoffee pie (one of my favourites) in her wonderful new kitchen. She put a can of condensed milk into a pan of boiling water (it was a way to make the toffee base). You need to boil the can for a long time.

She wandered out of the kitchen. She sat down to read for five minutes. Exhausted from the rigours of childcare, breastfeeding, etc., she fell fast asleep.

She was awoken by an explosion.

The pan had boiled dry. The can had become superheated. The contents had tried to expand but had nowhere to go. The can had exploded like a hand grenade. The round saucepan was now oval. The cast iron hob had shattered, the extractor fan was dented. Every wall, every surface was covered in scalding black treacle.

Thank god neither her nor the baby were in the room.

I got a tearful call at work. When I got home, I thought the place was a write off. But to prevent further meltdowns, I agreed to see if we could save it. After a loooooong weekend of non-stop scrubbing, the place was spotless and largely unharmed.

My wife has never made banoffee pie ever again.

irocfan

40,541 posts

191 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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h0b0 said:
I thought there weren't meant to be any holiday snaps - pic of you diving into a river? Surely banned?

Baron Greenback

6,999 posts

151 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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Stolen from FB!


Doh, insurance will cover it I hope!

Jazzy Jag

3,431 posts

92 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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I don't think he's getting that back.

Gonna make an interesting insurance claim though.

A Lioness stole my camera...

h0b0

7,627 posts

197 months

Saturday 16th February 2019
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irocfan said:
I thought there weren't meant to be any holiday snaps - pic of you diving into a river? Surely banned?
I’m cursed with red hair. That means if I was skinny dipping it would look like Elmo diving in.

Pintofbest

805 posts

111 months

Sunday 17th February 2019
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AstonZagato said:
That reminds me of a scary event many, many years ago.

We'd bought our first house. Our first baby had just been born. We'd just installed a fabulous new kitchen (the installers were due to finish the grouting after the weekend). Life was good.

My wife decided to make a banoffee pie (one of my favourites) in her wonderful new kitchen. She put a can of condensed milk into a pan of boiling water (it was a way to make the toffee base). You need to boil the can for a long time.

She wandered out of the kitchen. She sat down to read for five minutes. Exhausted from the rigours of childcare, breastfeeding, etc., she fell fast asleep.

She was awoken by an explosion.

The pan had boiled dry. The can had become superheated. The contents had tried to expand but had nowhere to go. The can had exploded like a hand grenade. The round saucepan was now oval. The cast iron hob had shattered, the extractor fan was dented. Every wall, every surface was covered in scalding black treacle.

Thank god neither her nor the baby were in the room.

I got a tearful call at work. When I got home, I thought the place was a write off. But to prevent further meltdowns, I agreed to see if we could save it. After a loooooong weekend of non-stop scrubbing, the place was spotless and largely unharmed.

My wife has never made banoffee pie ever again.
This exact thing happened to my wife apart from my daughter was toddling and luckily wasn’t in the kitchen, it chills me every time I think about it.

blueg33

35,987 posts

225 months

Sunday 17th February 2019
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Pintofbest said:
AstonZagato said:
That reminds me of a scary event many, many years ago.

We'd bought our first house. Our first baby had just been born. We'd just installed a fabulous new kitchen (the installers were due to finish the grouting after the weekend). Life was good.

My wife decided to make a banoffee pie (one of my favourites) in her wonderful new kitchen. She put a can of condensed milk into a pan of boiling water (it was a way to make the toffee base). You need to boil the can for a long time.

She wandered out of the kitchen. She sat down to read for five minutes. Exhausted from the rigours of childcare, breastfeeding, etc., she fell fast asleep.

She was awoken by an explosion.

The pan had boiled dry. The can had become superheated. The contents had tried to expand but had nowhere to go. The can had exploded like a hand grenade. The round saucepan was now oval. The cast iron hob had shattered, the extractor fan was dented. Every wall, every surface was covered in scalding black treacle.

Thank god neither her nor the baby were in the room.

I got a tearful call at work. When I got home, I thought the place was a write off. But to prevent further meltdowns, I agreed to see if we could save it. After a loooooong weekend of non-stop scrubbing, the place was spotless and largely unharmed.

My wife has never made banoffee pie ever again.
This exact thing happened to my wife apart from my daughter was toddling and luckily wasn’t in the kitchen, it chills me every time I think about it.
Ours was beetroot in a pressure cooker, my dad lifted the weight off the top before it had cooled down. The beetroot was forced through the 5mm hole like a high speed fountain of purple puree. The kitchen had to be redecorated.

tumble dryer

2,019 posts

128 months

Sunday 17th February 2019
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blueg33 said:
Pintofbest said:
AstonZagato said:
That reminds me of a scary event many, many years ago.

We'd bought our first house. Our first baby had just been born. We'd just installed a fabulous new kitchen (the installers were due to finish the grouting after the weekend). Life was good.

My wife decided to make a banoffee pie (one of my favourites) in her wonderful new kitchen. She put a can of condensed milk into a pan of boiling water (it was a way to make the toffee base). You need to boil the can for a long time.

She wandered out of the kitchen. She sat down to read for five minutes. Exhausted from the rigours of childcare, breastfeeding, etc., she fell fast asleep.

She was awoken by an explosion.

The pan had boiled dry. The can had become superheated. The contents had tried to expand but had nowhere to go. The can had exploded like a hand grenade. The round saucepan was now oval. The cast iron hob had shattered, the extractor fan was dented. Every wall, every surface was covered in scalding black treacle.

Thank god neither her nor the baby were in the room.

I got a tearful call at work. When I got home, I thought the place was a write off. But to prevent further meltdowns, I agreed to see if we could save it. After a loooooong weekend of non-stop scrubbing, the place was spotless and largely unharmed.

My wife has never made banoffee pie ever again.
This exact thing happened to my wife apart from my daughter was toddling and luckily wasn’t in the kitchen, it chills me every time I think about it.
Ours was beetroot in a pressure cooker, my dad lifted the weight off the top before it had cooled down. The beetroot was forced through the 5mm hole like a high speed fountain of purple puree. The kitchen had to be redecorated.
rofl I'm sorry, but that must have been hilarious to watch.
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