==TransporTed== (I've had a stupid idea - any interest? )

[mudnomad]

I'm off to Galapagos between 5th and 20th of April. Has Mrs Ted been there?
It's only fair I took her someplace warm after taking her to Greenland last time

[scott_evo]

Ted could come on a VERY sparkly special trip with me and my girlfriend up the west coast of America at the end of May?

[Butter Face]

mudnomad said:

I'm off to Galapagos between 5th and 20th of April. Has Mrs Ted been there?
It's only fair I took her someplace warm after taking her to Greenland last time

I’m happy to let her go with you instead of me, I think I’d pick the Galapagos over Lanzarote

[GetCarter]

jan: Simpo Two
feb: GetCarter (I'll take Ted to work)
march: Planet Claire
april: Butter face - Lanzarote or mudnomad Galapagos - you decide!
may Scott-evo... USA
june Turn7 Italy
july Dogsy - Provence
Aug ?
Sept: Allanv - Canada

[Allanv]

Simpo Two said:

If I 'engineered global infrastructure' I'd be able to get a bloke in a bear outfit to Canada...!

Very true and I am sure I could do it, BUT you have to get past the wife and stay quiet for 2 weeks and eat nothing or she will chuck you off a mountain with me.

Personally I would like to stay alive and not have my gonads eaten by bears or fire ants.

I hope you understand my friend, it would have been fun but I like my gonads more than you.

[Simpo Two]

Well I can put your mind at rest on one thing. There are no bears in Canada. I even went on a special bear trip to find some and there were none. Didn't see any fire ants either, but you might get savaged by a roadside elk. If you meet any elk I suggest you step back and let the wife deal with them

[Allanv]

Simpo Two said:

Well I can put your mind at rest on one thing. There are no bears in Canada. I even went on a special bear trip to find some and there were none. Didn't see any fire ants either, but you might get savaged by a roadside elk. If you meet any elk I suggest you step back and let the wife deal with them

We have meet or chanced upon many a bear in Canada so must be your aftershave

2014 Highway 1a Bow Valley -

2014 Highway 93 to Jasper - a Wolf or some but a picture of one will do. -

2011 Just off Highway 1 AB to BC -

2013 - Somewhere near clearwater, BC -

2017 - Took this picture and around the corner was a bear walking towards us, not sure who was most scared it or us, bear spray to the ready and reverse our ass.



Never did see any fire ants but would not put it past caroline if I opened the RV door and a big fella with a bear costume was already there.

For the record tour companies are just that, get out on your own in a car and you will find bears etc.

Elk steak is the best steak I have ever had.


After all that, meet us on the 29th October in Gatwick North, wearing your bear costume. Have a note with Allanv and HKP on it with Destination Toronto.

We are going to land in Calgary so follow the advice below.

Any issues or if you cannot find us call RSPCA for further instructions on abandoned animals. Good luck if you agree to take on this mission.
Chocolates are provided in times of need, unfortunately I have taken them with me and eaten them along with the wine. I have replaced with a 2 groat voucher for food.

Edited by Allanv on Saturday 20th January 20:15

[Simpo Two]

OK so there is one bear in Canada. But Canada is a big place.

You didn't say it was October, brr! I shall take my bear outfit elsewhere!

[Allanv]

Simpo Two said:

OK so there is one bear in Canada. But Canada is a big place.

You didn't say it was October, brr! I shall take my bear outfit elsewhere!

Good man, we are actually going in September so it might be warmer for us so good luck

Game played well my friend.

[Simpo Two]

Indeed, and as you played a porky pie I win by default

(and save approx 3,000 CDN)

Have a good hols and try not to be eaten by a bear!

[K12beano]

GetCarter said:

(I'll take Ted to work)

Eh?

I thought your “work” consisted of feeding the pine marten, blasting round the local roads to scare away any grockles and popping down the pub to sell a bag of postcards.....?

[Butter Face]

And a little bit of ‘write the theme tune, sing the theme tune’

[K12beano]

Butter Face said:

And a little bit of ‘write the theme tune, sing the theme tune’

Tch - don’t encourage ‘im!

[Turn7]

K12beano said:

GetCarter said:

(I'll take Ted to work)

Eh?

I thought your “work” consisted of feeding the pine marten, blasting round the local roads to scare away any grockles and popping down the pub to sell a bag of postcards.....?

Hits "Like"......

[GetCarter]

You can go off people you know

[RDMcG]

Has he been down Route 66 yet?...I can being him from Toronto and he will see Michigan,Indiana,Illinois,Missouri,Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico and Arizona. End of October-late November.

[GetCarter]

RDMcG said:

Has he been down Route 66 yet?...I can being him from Toronto and he will see Michigan,Indiana,Illinois,Missouri,Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico and Arizona. End of October-late November.

jan: Simpo Two
feb: GetCarter (I'll take Ted to work)
march: Planet Claire
april: Butter face - Lanzarote or mudnomad Galapagos - you decide!
may Scott-evo... USA
june Turn7 Italy
july Dogsy - Provence
Aug ?
Sept: Allanv - Canada
Oct/nov-RDMcG- USA

[RenesisEvo]

I appreciate Ted might have a better offer in May already, but I'm going to Japan and Russia (Moscow and Vladivostok - about as far apart as you can go and still be in the same country!) if Ted wants to come along I'd be more than happy to oblige.

[GetCarter]

Happy for you to sort that out with Matt-Evo. Ted hasn't been to Russia yet, so would be good.

Planet Claire, please DM your postal address to me as Ted will be ready to send 9th March.

[Planet Claire]

PM sent.