Summer Wapping Drinks - 14th July
Discussion
Ahhhhh the le mans rules :
HEre they are from this years le mans official rules card....
1. double tapping when putting any glass (or any drinking vessel) onto a prominent surface (i.e. bar, table, floor, etc.)
2. drinking not allowed whilst seated (unless seated on the ground) - amnesty when completing the 100 Club
3. no right handed drinking (of alcohol) under any circumstances
4. general "waves" by anyone at anytime unless they have a fine pending
5. banned words are "Beer" and "Car"
6. must be on one foot only when talking to any female
Non compliance with rules 1, 2, 3 necessitates finishing the current drink(s), non compliance with rules 5 & 6 leads to a bottle of beer (or equivalent, i.e. half pint) down in one at the next available chance! ( Max 2 fines enforceable at a time). Rule 4 can only be started by someone with a full drink.
HEre they are from this years le mans official rules card....
1. double tapping when putting any glass (or any drinking vessel) onto a prominent surface (i.e. bar, table, floor, etc.)
2. drinking not allowed whilst seated (unless seated on the ground) - amnesty when completing the 100 Club
3. no right handed drinking (of alcohol) under any circumstances
4. general "waves" by anyone at anytime unless they have a fine pending
5. banned words are "Beer" and "Car"
6. must be on one foot only when talking to any female
Non compliance with rules 1, 2, 3 necessitates finishing the current drink(s), non compliance with rules 5 & 6 leads to a bottle of beer (or equivalent, i.e. half pint) down in one at the next available chance! ( Max 2 fines enforceable at a time). Rule 4 can only be started by someone with a full drink.
bebbesen said:
One rule you left out; owners of Tour cards must present them on request.
don't forget your cards at home boys and gals!!
indespærre jer dansk maje ud. Sidst gang jer måtte gå løbe af grædende hen til Mel hen til stop den 'big drenge piller oven på jer Opklæbe jeres card oppe jeres chokolade starfish
Elske Beesty
Gaymie, jeg kan naesten forstaa hvad du skriver selvom det lyder som en indvandrer der forsoger at tale dansk.
Bare rolig jeg skal nok lade vaere med at fortaelle nogen at du er bosse.. ;o)
Husk kortet gamle dreng eller du faar en over nakken igen! Vi gider ikke lugte til dig paa toilettet igen..
Bare rolig jeg skal nok lade vaere med at fortaelle nogen at du er bosse.. ;o)
Husk kortet gamle dreng eller du faar en over nakken igen! Vi gider ikke lugte til dig paa toilettet igen..
bebbesen said:
Thank you Mr Tony!
One rule you left out; owners of Tour cards must present them on request.
don't forget your cards at home boys and gals!!
(Obviously non- Le Mans participants cannot be expected to comply to this rule) but the others will be enforced !!
Fine =
Not forgetting Lunch tomorrow either girls :tourcardsout:
Slamm, maa jeg lobe graedende hen til dig ogsaa som de andre drenge? (uden at Ed har noget imod det selvfolgelig)
Skal vi sige at for hver dreng der lober over til dig skal du drikke en flatliner??
Yes, not forgetting lunch tomorrow boys although Phil might be in trouble then I fear...
Skal vi sige at for hver dreng der lober over til dig skal du drikke en flatliner??
Yes, not forgetting lunch tomorrow boys although Phil might be in trouble then I fear...
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