A Late Summer Night's Soiree

[LongQ]

minimax said:

LongQ said: Balmoral Green said: You're not wrong, of course, you know about my problems with fried eggs. This is getting a little surreal ... are they adding something 'special' to the water these days? confucius he say: posh bloke pebbledash tree stump when bogs are shut due to french workshy peasants

Ah! The French had to come into it somewhere.

Probably the Perrier then ...

Enough detail methinks. (And hopefully no pictures!)

[LongQ]

Talking of pictures, the flow of funds to prevent publication of embarrassing snaps taken last week is, so far, non-existent.

Be warned that I have been practising with my photo, er, 'preparation', software this week and could well be ready to upload to the world soon, so get you bids in if you wish to prevent publication!

As a taster ...

Here is an anonymous shot taken with flash ...




... and the Edvard Munch inspired version.




I will be in a position to post the rest as soon as the top up for my red eye fixer has arrived. Be warned that a caption competition is likely, unless, of course payment is forthcoming to facilitate suppression of the images.

>> Edited by LongQ on Friday 7th October 23:31

[EmmaP]

That picture you took of me is truly hideous. I'll buy you a bag of chips if you promise to not publish it on here It makes the 'gurning in a chip shop in Matlock' portrait look positively attractive.

[LongQ]

EmmaP said:

That picture you took of me is truly hideous. I'll buy you a bag of chips if you promise to not publish it on here It makes the 'gurning in a chip shop in Matlock' portrait look positively attractive.

Crikey - in Nanny HMG's books that would be conspiracy to commit murder! I didn't think the pick was so hideous that termination with prejudice would be justified. And anyway, it would have been fine if you hadn't moved ... you know how slow those compacts can be sometimes!